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10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
I love Carlisle. He's gorgeous, blonde, rich, English and a doctor. Plus he's compassionate. What isn't there to love?

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Pandorawest's avatar
He tried to get me to stay with Jasper and Alice it worked...for a half hour then I went right back to annoying him because Jas tried to kill me.
DuskNightmare0's avatar
"Love thy enemy to death" lol XD
Caramelkitty77's avatar
The characters I like in the serie more are Carlisle, Jasper and Alice.
Oh, and the Volturi are pretty nice too... I mean... more similar to vampires -.-
The number 1 really wold annoy him >.<
O well... Carlisle is cute, I would not annoy him :3
Lokis1army's avatar
Or call him dr. Sexy from supernatural .
HorrorMGAfan19's avatar
i luv this 
I dont know if u guys like twilight or not but carlisle was pretty cute on it
Screw edward or jake
TEAM CARLISLE!!! >:D
Yaoifangirl1310's avatar
TEAM CARLISLE!!! >:D (Big Grin) 
ferowyn's avatar
haha this is ingenious ^_^
Love 6, 3 and 1 especially :D
annamae411's avatar
I had finally hit rock bottom this turned my luck around its an amazing feeling to have money to blow just picture the possibilities
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I found an easy answer to our problems. Look at this I already started
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I kept telling myself things would get better my expectations were more than exceeded this is proof that miracles do exist seriously consider this
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It's always too early to quit
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DecepticonFlamewar's avatar
Oh my goodness. I laughed. So hard. The last one isn't even funny though, man. XD
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Phrozen34's avatar
*bursts into laughter*
Slendergurl's avatar
Love the last one.
GirlFromNorth's avatar
Oh god. This is brilliant!! :D
smeesh-love's avatar
i was half asleep at school once and my friend was bothering me and i told her to swim to france
kara-li's avatar
:rofl: i love that last one! and hes sooooo cute!
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mirletj's avatar
nr 4 is hilarious :) you rock
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