10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan

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10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan

10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Try them out. I dare you.

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Gumballfanatic's avatar

you really want to annoy her? call her daughter nessie, just call out nessie nessie nessie at random times, to her face

Don't forget to tell her to close her mouth when she breathes.
destinyriv6430's avatar
she would kill you bc nessie imprinted with himXD
Caramelkitty77's avatar
I really would love to annoy Bella, she kinda irritates me sometimes -.-
She`s so undecised!
Yet, I like Twillight... a bit
I had reached my wits end I cant believe how much this exceeded expectations my success was effortless just wanted to share the wealth
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I may start carrying around glitter just to in general throw at huge twilight fans.
Iamthehero2013's avatar
5 I did this to my friend at school. She was not a happy sparkly vampire
Dalyla-Imaginarium's avatar
I read them all and they're absolutely genius! ~bows~ I commend you.
skinnycamera's avatar
Oh gahd I love number 3! :D
Cristatella's avatar
XD These are so hilarious.
Shinigami--Apples's avatar
*videotaping the reaction and sending it out to the world* :XD:
Totaly do Jane!
anoncru's avatar
For number 1, what if you''re a dude?
Slendergurl's avatar
This made me lol
anoncru's avatar
It's like when Nostalgia Critic reviewed Junior. Thanks for the fave by the way.
bella-katniss-2555's avatar
I can't stop laughing at #5!

I'ma clumsy brunette, so where's my vampire?

[ ]single
[ ]taken
[x]mentally dating edward cullen
chickiebianca's avatar
Do u think you can do Renesme Cullen?
Shinigami--Apples's avatar
I think she is just too 'happy mother hen' to get annoyed!
xXVVSOSVVXx's avatar
BELLA SUCKS!!!! But I like this list. I think it would work
llCiellall's avatar
Video tape the reaction xD!!!!
ElectricRainbowSkull's avatar
XD i want to do the glitter thing
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