Clearly she was not forewarned...

...because to be forewarned is to be forearmed.


(It's a pun.)


(Bah, nevermind.)


You would think that after a certain point one would become desensitized to armless statues with green and/or black crud coagulating on their various body parts, but it hasn't happened to me yet. Hopefully other people are equally entertained by this subject matter, rather than being frightfully bored by it.