Current Residence: Philly but my heart in Mayaguez, Puerto Rico Favourite genre of music: Salsa, Baladas, Jazz, Melow Operating System: Win XP Pro SP3 running WindowsBlind Favourite cartoon character: Pantro (Thundercats) Personal Quote: Un Hombre sabio oye aquello que se deje decir..Un Tonto oye lo que le conviene...
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.
Recently I was asked by a funeral director
to play at a graveside service for a homeless man.
He had no family or friends, so the service was to be
at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost
and, being a typical male, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy
had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.
There were only the diggers and crew left and they were
I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the
Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, dear, it's calledsexual intercourse.'
'Oh,' Little Tony said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't
called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'
Esta hubiera sido la historia, viviendo en nuestros tiempos:
El Señor le habló a Noé y le dijo:
-"Dentro de 6 meses haré llover cuarenta días y cuarenta noches, hasta que toda la tierra sea cubierta de agua y toda la gente
mala sea destruida.
Pero quiero salvar a los buenos y a dos criaturas de cada clase viviente en el planeta.
Te ordeno construir un arca."
Y entre rayos y centellas le dio las instrucciones de lo que debía hacer, mientras tembloroso Noé sólo atinaba a decir:
Anda pa'l cará, ¡¡dentro de 6 meses comenzará a llover!!"
Y aclaró el Señor
hey amigo! I'm doing better and back stronger. I was without a computer for over a month but I got my baby back. 2011 wasn't too good for me, it was slow and a turned down a lot freelance jobs because I was going through a lot in my personal life. Well, 2011 is gone and this is a new beginning and, I'm looking forward not back. Thank you for stopping by and remember your buddy. How's everything with you? Stay in touch, brother.
Ah best wishes for your health and personal life mate, yes 2011 was slow for me work wise also, I dont even get any work to turn down lately haha..I hardly use deviantart much anymore but will stop by now and then. take it ez mate
Deseo que la paz secuestre tu vida, el amor inunde tu alma y la felicidad se refleje en tu rostro, te deseo, de corazón todo lo bueno que te mereces. ¡Feliz Año Nuevo, amiga! Un abrazo fuerte. Andaba sin computadora.