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favorite color? 

35%
44 deviants said matte
26%
32 deviants said glittery
20%
25 deviants said shiny
10%
13 deviants said gradient (thanks slightning!)
9%
11 deviants said reflective

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DavidScript Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wtfgradient?
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ftwgradient. :nod:
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neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YOU DISAPPOINT ME, NON-SHINY LOVERS.
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:iconmemnalar:
Memnalar Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Shiny kills.

In nature, shiny animals are covered in poison slime, or scales, or a carapace. All of which are gross and can kill us.

Minerals that are shiny are valuable, and somebody will kill us for them. Or they are wet, and therefore slippery, meaning we'll slip on them and die.

Mirrors are shiny. Serial killers and evil ghosts always appear behind us in the mirror before killing us.

Shiny cars are always driven by self-obsessed douchebags who usually are talking on shiny cell phones when they run over us. Which kills us.

Bullets are shiny. Swords are shiny. Both kill. A shiny letter opener can also kill with a little work.

Greeting cards, kittens and ice cream cones are not shiny. Trees are not shiny. Nobody ever dies from a tree unless a) it blows over during a storm, in which case the rain makes the tree wet and therefore shiny and b) it falls on someone who cuts it down with a chainsaw. Which is shiny.

The scariest movie of all time is The Shining. COINCIDENCE?

Shiny kills. Fuck shiny.
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Moonbeam13 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I miss you :D
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:iconmemnalar:
Memnalar Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I never really left. :hug:
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:iconmoonbeam13:
Moonbeam13 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I know I just don't get to talk to you as often!! :hug:
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:iconikazon:
ikazon Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012   Writer
:lmao:
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:iconmemnalar:
Memnalar Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
DUDE are you still overseas? How goes?
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:iconikazon:
ikazon Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012   Writer
Nope! Arrived back in California on Saturday. It was a good trip though! :]
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:iconsillycanadianwriter:
sillycanadianwriter Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
canijustloveyouforever
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I...wanted to respond to this but I'm shaking from laughter

THIS SCREEN IS MATTE

DAMN YOU MATTE

but the frame is shiny
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:iconiceofwolf:
iceofwolf Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Depends on what is colored! Shiny eyes. Matte clothes. Glittery make-up. Gradient voice. Reflec -- time's up, this computer now only plays games.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:paranoid:
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:iconiceofwolf:
iceofwolf Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
ion self-portrait.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
??
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:iconiceofwolf:
iceofwolf Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I was finishing my answer. :XD:
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
aaaaaaah. :P
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:icontheskaboss:
TheSkaBoss Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
GLITTERY RAINBOW GRADIENT, BITCH.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
NO RAINBOW IS NOT A COLOR
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:iconeuterpe-the-egret:
Euterpe-The-Egret Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Professional Artist
neither are any of these options...
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sure they are.
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:iconeuterpe-the-egret:
Euterpe-The-Egret Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Professional Artist
Reflection, sparkly, shiny and matte (as are your other options) are textures or properties of an object. They are not colors.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Then what are colors?
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:iconeuterpe-the-egret:
Euterpe-The-Egret Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Professional Artist
These things are properties of colors.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No, they're flavors, obviously.
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:iconeuterpe-the-egret:
Euterpe-The-Egret Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Professional Artist
Hue, saturation, and brightness. Not it's reflective purposes.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No, those are flavors!
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TheSkaBoss Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
WAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S MY FAVOURITE COLOUR
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
IT CANNOT BE SORRY
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:iconmemnalar:
Memnalar Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
MATTE BECAUSE REFLECTIONS ARE SATAN.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
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:iconmemnalar:
Memnalar Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
BECAUSE SATIN FINISH IS ONE LETTER AWAY FROM SATAN. THE DEVIL IS IN THE SWATCHBOOK.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH NO, THE SIGNS WERE CLEARLY THERE IN MACHINE-WASHABLE PRINT

DEAR FABRIC, YOU'RE PUNNIER THAN `HaveTales-WillTell
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:iconikazon:
ikazon Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012   Writer
Gradient. :P
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OH NO I FORGOT THAT
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EmmyIsAZebra Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconcryingrainbowsplz:
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, shoulda put in rainbow. Though I guess that's not really a color :D
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EmmyIsAZebra Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
hahaha, not really JUST one.
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:iconraspil:
raspil Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012   Writer
any excuse to fuck with someone, huh.
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh yeah. :iconcrotchthrustplz:
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:iconraspil:
raspil Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012   Writer
oh my. :eyes:
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:iconneurotype:
neurotype Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsohotplz:
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