Woman's Best Friend
“...they're protected by the dogs...” --“Dogtown” by Harry Chapin
I, _______________________, have arrived at this Facility of my own free will. I declare myself to be a refugee from the country of Colda.
To help the Facility better understand your specific situation, please list your grievances on the attached sheet. This step is not required but is helpful to us, so that we may better serve future refugees.
I have been thoroughly briefed on what is required of me to relocate permanently in Beautia. I declare that I am ready, able, and willing to abandon and forget ever