●Bruce Lee doesn't obey the law of physics. The law of
physics obey him.
●Bruce Lee has a son. His name is Rock Lee.
●Who do you call for a ghost problem? Ghostbusters. Who do
they call? Bruce Lee.
●Bruce Lee can shock electricity.
●The Zohan don't mess with the Bruce Lee.
●Bruce Lee is so hot, he burns fire.
●Bruce Lee is so deadly, his enemies go blind from
over-exposure to awesomeness.
●Bruce Lee can kill you five times before you hit the ground.
●When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his
closet for Bruce Lee.
●Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes? Bruce Lee is no joke.
●Bruce Lee doesn't have nightmares. Instead, nightmares
have Bruce Lees.
●Bruce Lee can yell so loud, a deaf person can hear him.
●Chuck Norris doesn't die because Bruce Lee is waiting for
him on the other side.
●John Cena Can't see Bruce Lee.