California Is Burning, And It's Good

And so, as though God decided to act early before Trump took his rightful throne in the White House, the state of oranges and failed social experiments is literally ablaze, with Gavin Newsome doing his best to dodge any sort of criticism:

and the mayor of LA getting her priorities straight, by heading over to Ghana to pay respects, and tribute, to the actual world's first female president:

But don't worry, the first ever lesbo fire chief has things well in hand:

because as we all know, things like knowing how to handle a fire hose that can shoot out 120-180 gallons per minute, rescuing people in a dangerous situation, or even basic first aid and medical care(https://cosumnescsd.gov/537/Why-Does-a-Fire-Engine-Come-With-an-Ambu#:~:text=The%20majority%20of%20these%20calls,Emergency%20Medical%20Services%20(EMS).) is not NEARLY as important as DEI practices, recognizing one's privilege, and most importantly making the number of diverse "firefighters" equal the numbers of the competent ones. But don't worry, I'm sure the people who lost their homes, property, and livelihoods can take heart knowing that a hefty check of $750 is waiting for them, just like the residents of Georgia and the Carolinas when Helene did her tour.