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Updates every weekend (except the last one).
Oh, look. I took a scene from a cartoon and changed the characters and dialogue. I've never done that before.
Please comment and enjoy.
Steven: what's wrong Connie?
Connie: I'd honestly rather train with pearl, who I know by now is chronically depressed.
Somewhere in the temple, pearl is curled up under a photo of her and rose and is sucking her thumb
Are you trying to argue, that Lapis Lazuli who breaks the rules of awesomeness on the daily basis can't break one rule of the Meeseeks ?
And Pearl have more trouble breaking the legal laws then Phisics laws when she thinks the Universe doesn't look.
I'm talking about the conservation of momentum like when she kicked HUGE boulder away while being in the air barely changing her velocity.
And this one time a holo Pearl cut a thee down in one swift motion, using a BALLOON sword. Without poping it.
That's a fan bunch.