You are walking down the beach. A dolphin swims into the shallows and tells you he is a wizard from an undersea kingdom. He needs your help, but will not elaborate when asked. What do you do?
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Run away!!! Talking Dolphin!!!!
3%
Sure bro, let's do this! To the undersea kingdom!
39%
Maybe? I have a few questions first.
33%
oh look, fish sticks! You catch him to eat later.
2%
Dude, talking Dolphin, I see money if I make him work for me!
2%
I wanna ride around and play with it! no adventure though.
1%
You do not wanna go, but you take out your camera or phone to record it.
1%
You punch yourself to wake up from your drunk sleep.
6%
You realize it is just a day dream in your kiddie pool and go inside to dry off, heartbroken.
11%
other
3%
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Published: August 7, 2014
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Libertades's avatar
Libertades|Professional Artist
Who gave me cocain?
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Iscera's avatar
Wonder what drugs I am on and who drugged me.. And run away screaming.
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This poll. Yes. :thumbsup:


//After voting
I'd like to ask him how I'm going to breathe underwater. Although it's probably something to do with him being a wizard. :P
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shadowwolfzeru|Student General Artist
Love fish sticks!
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NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
Sushi is better . eue
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shadowwolfzeru|Student General Artist
Dolphin Sushi? You Monster!
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NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
:L But I'm hungry.
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xXNamaste|Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd be like fuck yea brotha just let me grab my satchel.
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NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
Magical adventure! :D
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Keprion|Professional Digital Artist
I would say "sure bro, let's do this!" but I would have to apologize to him and tell him I couldn't go because of the fact I wouldn't be able to breath underwater. I value my life, but I would love to speak with him about ocean things like.... how the frick do they drink water? Then I would ask him to teach me his dolphin language so I can talk crap to people I hate like "eckecke eeehhk ecka!" :U
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NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
Imagine doing that to people and seeing their confused reactions?
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Keprion|Professional Digital Artist
It would be perfect, then just give them the bird and fast walk out of there. XD
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mysteriouswhitewolf|Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dude you spelled Dolhinese perfectly.
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Keprion|Professional Digital Artist
THANKSSSSS owo
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xXNamaste's avatar
xXNamaste|Hobbyist Digital Artist
I HAVE ALLLLWAYYYSSS WONDERED HOW SEA CREATURES DRINK WATER
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Keprion|Professional Digital Artist
IKRRRR???? ME TO! >n>
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CelticLlamaEdited |Hobbyist General Artist
Just how? Always wondered that too.

Mmm salty fish poop contaminated water...
Delicious.
:eyes:
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NatakuXeden|Hobbyist General Artist
My room mate just asked me (as I was reading this) "did you have any weird dreams last night?" Noe, but I sure might now! LOL This is probably the best poll I've seen on DA yet. It made my morning.
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BaconBaka| Digital Artist
First Question I would ask? What the heck kinda soda was I drinking?
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xXNamaste|Hobbyist Digital Artist
Answer: wasn't soda.
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BaconBaka| Digital Artist
..Then what the hell did I drink, anyway?
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CelticLlama|Hobbyist General Artist
That shall remain a mystery.
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NekoLynArtEdited |Professional General Artist
A pod of dolphins came 10-15ft away from us at the beach today. We were chest deep and it was both terrifying and the most amazing thing ever to be that close to so many wild dolphins.

This inspired the poll.
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jasminjuu|Professional General Artist
Still waiting for something magical to happen. Don't care if it involves dolphin wizards. 
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