You are 21, in college, and living in apartment dorms (like me). Your drunk neighbor comes to your door and when you open it they jump forward and kiss you. what is your reaction?
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If they are hot, make out.
14%
If they are not hot, push them away!
2%
Falcon punch!!! (or kick)
31%
You end it and help them back to their room
15%
You stumble into your room, and shut the door. ohohoho you want some privacy. XD
0%
You end it and rob them of any wallet or other valuables. they will not remember!
4%
End it and call security
3%
end it and as they go back to their room, you shut you door and just scream WTF?!?!?!
12%
Shove them on the floor and shut the door in their face.
12%
other?
6%
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Published: March 30, 2013
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Kazma-sama's avatar
Kazma-sama|Student Digital Artist
Dude did this actually happen to you? 0.o
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NekoLynArt's avatar
NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
no, a friend of mine
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Dragonfoxing's avatar
Say "Oh murr, getting me all hot and bothered", then push them out the door and wonder if they even know what 'Furry' is.
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NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
ROFL

Best answer yet. congrats
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Dragonfoxing's avatar
Lol, it'd be funny if there were a hidden price.

That really is what I would do though. :U Would be funny to see them come to me the next day with a picture of furry smut and go "You sick ****".
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NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
oh yeah.

it would be hilarious. hehehe
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Dragonfoxing's avatar
Not forgetting, of course, to close the door before they can make another attempt at strange buttsexian love.
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Denece-the-sylcoe|Student Digital Artist
Falcon punch! (they won't remember! XD )
Then slam the door, lock it and go back to art.
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NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
:iconfalconpunchplz:
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Denece-the-sylcoe|Student Digital Artist
:laughing: Exactly.
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RustyMutt's avatar
RustyMutt|Hobbyist General Artist
I would probably do a combination of punching them, shoving them to the floor and then helping then back to their room.
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NekoLynArt's avatar
NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
XD Multi answers... ._.
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RustyMutt's avatar
RustyMutt|Hobbyist General Artist
:XD: Well, if I had to choose only one, I would probably end it and help them back to the room and then punch them.
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NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
:iconohyouplz:
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banamaru|Student Digital Artist
I'd kick him on the nuts if it were a guy, or punch her boobs if it were a girl. :'D And then shut the door and go back to the computer. ;u;
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NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
ROFL You hold no punches, do ya?
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banamaru's avatar
banamaru|Student Digital Artist
;u; Nu. I'm taken and no other b!tch is gonna kiss me. >:3
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NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
I'm not taken. -3-
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DoodleMonster5|Hobbyist General Artist
Honestly i have no clue what i'd do. All those answers are possible in a moments notice for me. :iconhmmmplz:
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NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
lol ONLY ONE
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DoodleMonster5's avatar
DoodleMonster5|Hobbyist General Artist
then i dont know xD i go by instinct. if i was to choose one of those answers i would probably be lying.
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NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
To be honest, me too. XD
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GeneralD20's avatar
GeneralD20|Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that deserves a well fined oiled tiger uppercut
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NekoLynArt|Professional General Artist
XD a tiger uppercut?
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