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(This is my genderbent alter-ego. AND YES, I KNOW I'M NOT 19. 19 YEAR OLDS JUST SEEM COOL, OK??)




Neil Asgard (Pronounced Ahs-gard) // "The Cormorant"


Full-body ref: [link]

Theme song: [link]


Personality:
Neil has an odd, osmotic personality that changes, all depending on who he's with. He could be ridiculously easygoing, and a bit of a wise-ass in one social group, and quiet, uke shy, and careful in the other. But most of the time, he's in the middle of the extremes: Calm, amiable, and surprisingly chivalrous..........when he wants to be. (That's something he doesn't want you to know, so don't tell anyone.)

Has trouble with procrastination, and does everything last minute........if he even does it at all. If it weren't for his secretary [link] he would probably be in jail for not submitting his taxes.


History:

Neil was raised in a volatile urban city for the majority of his childhood. His mother worked hard to mold him into an intelligent, capable adult, and his father, a retired (deceased) rifleman, gave him a basic understanding of artillery and weapons.

His reasons or motives for joining the Birdcage is unknown.


Weapon:
-His Dragunov Sniper Rifle, affectionately nicknamed "Mojo".

-A 9mm handgun he carries around just in case.


Likes:
:heart: Reading.
:heart: Body modification. (Has three piercings and one tattoo.)
:heart: Cold weather.
:heart: Mandarin oranges.
:heart: Stand-up comedy.
:heart: 60s culture.
:heart: Spicy food. (Curry, peppers, wasabi....that sort of thing.)
:heart: CATS. CATS. CATS. CATS. CATS.

Hates:
x Being interrupted while in the middle of something.
x Being indoors for too long.
x Tiny dogs.
x Egotists.
x Whiny-ass people.


Extra:
:bulletblue: Neil's sexual orientation is vague, since he's equally nice/playful with both sexes. (It probably doesn't help that he's slightly metrosexual.) He also doesn't recognize or practice flirting. He's sorta dense when it comes to that.

Oddly enough, though, he enjoys "That's what she said" jokes. Go figure.


:bulletblue: Has a weakness for cats. He loves them.


:bulletblue: Do NOT, under ANY circumstance mess with his hair. It used to be much longer, but it was cut off completely by an annoying kid that sat behind him in 5th grade, and it's taken him 6 years to grow some of it back.

So if you try to cut it off, stick gum in it, burn it, etc.
..............yeah, you're gonna get a bullet in the ass. Maybe four.



SELFCEEEEESSSST. eUe
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:iconlyricalitynin:
lyricalityNin Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2012  Student General Artist
what even you joined this
gog
why is this so awesome
yet it is a private group
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Nefepants Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, it's a private group, but it doesn't mean you can't enjoy it still! :icontearplz:
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LittleScorpio Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011
Crow: 'ey baby, what you doin' tonight~? > v T <333333333
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Nefepants Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Cormorant: ...........I dunno. What're you doin' tonight? |D
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LittleScorpio Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011
Crow: You, if you play your cards right~ > v T+++
Espie: Alllllright, that's enough~ T w T+
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Nefepants Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Cormorant: ..........Oh, I get it! Doing! XD Haha, you so silly~ *friendly buttpat*
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TeniCola Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011   Digital Artist
OMG WHY HE IS SO HOT Q //// A //// Q <33333333333

Rofl Tanja has cats. BIG cats of course, but... = v = ~
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Nefepants Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I DON'T KNOW, TENI. I JUST DON'T KNOW. QAQ *did not plan this*

Oh, he loves all cats! If he could, he'd break into zoos just to hang with the lions. eUe
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Wheelzzz Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Aww~!
I hate tiny dogs, too.
Little buggers. >////<

--gives Neil a kitty--
^////^
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Nefepants Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, I used to like them. But now they annoy me. >C



Neil: :iconimseriousplz:....................:iconrlyplz: *takes kitty and hugs it*
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Wheelzzz Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Me too. ;A; I love the big, motherf*cking scary ones.
Because, ironically, they're the nicest and most cuddly. xD

Awww. ^/////^ I have another one, if you want. She's kinda fat, though.

Shadow: Mrrrrowr! ^_^ --purr!--
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Nefepants Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
LOL, it's weird, but true. |D


Niel:...........*grabs Shadow, all the cats within a 50 foot radius and runs off*
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Wheelzzz Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I know, right? --hugs Nefers-- <3333

;A; Hey! Come back with mah kittehs!

Shadow: Nyao? o_o
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