That dwarf is me like "hey where di you get this +2 sword !? And why is it you who use it anyway, I'm always left behind DM, give me cool stuffs please please this is so unfair, at last fight I went unconscious three times, plus I always roll poorly, and I should have more heroic points" xD
I always figured that fantasy characters played tabletops where they were boring, everyday people. You know, instead of Dungeons and Dragons it's Papers and Paychecks.