Shine Gaoren (MH World parody of Moana's 'Shiny')
*Holding the Handler, who was a distraction, with its claw*
Now, Shen Gaoren hasn't always had such glamour,
I was a drab giant crab, once.
Now I know I can be happy as Dodogama
Because I'm beautiful, baby
Did your commander say listen to your heart?
Be who you are on the inside?
If so, these words will tear their argument apart:
Your boss, they LIED! I'd rather be
SHINY *thousands of Scout flies are released from its shell and illuminate the cave*
like a treasure from a grounded airship wreck!
Scrub the deck, and make it look
Like a relic from a golden dragon's back,
Them's the facts
Don't ya know?
Jagras are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters.
Oh, and here they come, come, come
*small group of Jagras runs up*
'cause they're stupid little critters,
*opens Kulve skull's jaw and snaps it shut on the Jagras*
but good dinners
I just like free food
You look good to me, food
*Prepares to eat the Handler*
*Hunter runs up behind