Shine Gaoren (MH World parody of Moana's 'Shiny') by Wobbmin, literature
Shine Gaoren (MH World parody of Moana's 'Shiny')
*Holding the Handler, who was a distraction, with its claw*
Now, Shen Gaoren hasn't always had such glamour,
I was a drab giant crab, once.
Now I know I can be happy as Dodogama
Because I'm beautiful, baby
Did your commander say listen to your heart?
Be who you are on the inside?
If so, these words will tear their argument apart:
Your boss, they LIED! I'd rather be
SHINY *thousands of Scout flies are released from its shell and illuminate the cave*
like a treasure from a grounded airship wreck!
Scrub the deck, and make it look
Like a relic from a golden dragon's back,
Them's the facts
Don't ya know?
Jagras are dumb, dumb, dumb