LIF Harmony Rising Part 2

LIF Harmony Rising part 2



[At the entrance of the Community College, a news anchor and his team are covering the story about what has unfolded. Crowds of students are walking out of the auditorium as the anchorman speaks.]


Anchorman: This was the sight earlier today as Nobel Prize Winner Victor Sentorini was expecting a welcoming speech in his honor. What he got, however was a musical insult from a local convict/drunk who goes by the alias Master Shake. A student named Jonesy Garcia was to originally give the welcoming speech. This was interrupted by Shake who proceeded to kick Jonesy off the stage and talked about his time in prison and how it related to the time Sentorini's spent in a Cuban prison. He then started playing Rubber Bullets by the group 10cc. Sentorini stormed off while saying in Italian "You Michigan people are all fucked up." He could not be reached for comments.


[Wyatt, Jude, and Jonesy walked out of the college.]


Wyatt: You okay man?


Jonesy: I've been through worse. My knee still hurts like hell.


Jude: Wonder what Luna is doing to Shake right now.


Jonesy: Probably burning his skin off as we speak.


[The sniper aims at the building. The hooded figure walks up to the sniper from behind and shoots him in the back of the head. He then walks away from the area.]


[Inside Celestia's office, Celestia is talking to Twilight.]


Celestia: [Closes the blinds behind her] Twilight, you have to promise me that you will only tell your friends and no one else.


Twilight: I promise Celestia. So is this a secret quiz or test? Because if it is I think I should note that I didn't have time to study.


Celestia: Its not a test Twilight. I have been having visions, visions of a former enemy returning. Twenty years ago, me and my sister went to South Africa. There we saw a children being forced to work at a blood diamond mine. The ruler of this mine was a man named Sombra. Me and my sister were at the time working for a humanitarian organization. We made a successful campaign to get Sombra arrested and imprisoned for life. Yet, even in prison he could attack us. Almost everyone who helped us were killed by his soldiers. Eventually only few of us remained. We all went into hiding. The few of us that survived hid in this town. We didn't know what happened to Sombra. Now I sense that he's back and has gathered an army to kill off the survivors.


Twilight: But what can I do about it?


Celestia: I want you and your friends to kill Sombra before he can finish his dark agenda and raids the college.


Twilight: Wait, kill him? Not just have him incarcerated?


Celestia: Sombra is too persistent to be kept alive. He will surely break out of any prison we send him to and assault this town once more. You and your friends must end him.


[Celestia gives Twilight a key.]


Celestia: This is the key used to open up the weapon cache we keep in the secret room in the basement. Go down there and get weapons for you and your friends and then find a Mrs. Beth Terria and Bob Scott before Sombra's men do.


Twilight: Wait, they're already in town?



Celestia: Unfortunately. There still is time to stop him though.



[Luna kicks open the office door. She is pulling Shake by the collar.]



Master Shake: I still don't get what this is about. Your speech was a snorfest before I came along.........


Luna: Shut up, do you realize the damage you have done here today?


Celestia: Sister, let him go.


Luna: But.......


Celestia: There are more important matters to attend to.


[Luna huffs, she then lets Shake go.]


Shake: Well, I can see your both busy so I'll just go home then. Call me when you want to bring excitement to another boring speech.


Celestia: You must go now my student. The more time you waste, the closer Sombra gets to achieving his goal.


[Outside the building, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are waiting for Twilight outside the college western wing.]


Pinkie Pie: What do you think Celestia is saying to Twilight?


Rainbow Dash: Either congratulating her for some big achievement or giving her some big mission.


Pinkie Pie: Yeah, that was a dumb question.


[The box lying next to them lifts up to reveal Gir. Gir is eating a skittles wrapper.]


Gir: Needs more cheese and bacon.


[Gir pulls a stick of cheese with small bits of bacon in it. He puts it on the wrapper and bites into it.]


Gir: Mmmmmmm, piggy cheese.


[Rainbow and Pinkie look at Gir awkwardly for a moment. They then continue their conversation while Gir continues eating into the wrapper.]


Rainbow Dash: What'd you think of Shake's speech?


Pinkie Pie: It was better than Jonesy's, at least his had music in it.


Rainbow Dash: True, but now that Sentorini guy is never going to stop bitching about it.


[Twilight walks outside.]


Rainbow Dash: So, how did it go?


Twilight: Okay guys, this is going to sound unusual and I don't blame you for jumping to conclusions but Celestia wants us to kill a man.


Rainbow Dash: What?


Pinkie Pie: [Laughs] That was a great joke Twilight.


Twilight: [Sighs] I'm not joking. Celestia has ordered us to kill an African crimelord named Sombra.


Rainbow Dash: But why? Why does she need us to kill him? Why kill him? Why not just imprison him or something more rational?


Twilight: I asked her that, she said that he would just break out.


Rainbow Dash: How does she know that? Why don't we just call the police right now and........


Twilight: Look, I don't support murder, but at the same time I cannot deny a request from Celestia.


Rainbow Dash: Why? All you ever do Twilight is everything Celestia tells you. Tend to the library, watch my pet bird, tend to my sister while she recovers from the flu. Why can't you just say no for once? Especially now when your being ask to literally commit murder?


Twilight: Its... well..... its a family thing. Its hard to explain.


Rainbow Dash: [Sarcastically] I bet.



Twilight: Look, we have to do this. Not because Celestia asked, but because our town is at stake if we don't.


Pinkie Pie: Stake? Sounds bad.


Twilight: It is bad Pinkie. If Sombra kills Celestia, Luna, and the mayor then he takes over the town. I don't even want to imagine the things he'll do.


Rainbow Dash: Or the military will come in and kill him.


Twilight: Look, I don't care about what could happen, what matters is that we have a chance to prevent another hostile takeover. Whether your in or out, I'm going to kill that son of a bitch.


Rainbow Dash: See, your totally doing this just because Celestia told you. But I guess since you need my help, why not.


Twilight: Thanks you Dash.


Pinkie Pie: I'm kinda handy with a gun.


[Gumball, Darwin, Anaise, and Eddy are in the bus that is driving them home.]


Gumball: So you saw the auditorium explode?


Eddy: At the very center.


Anaise: So how did it happen then?


Eddy: Um, well, somebody was smoking pot in the bathroom. Yeah.


Anaise: Really?


Eddy: What, I'm not lying.


Anaise: Sure your not Eddy.


Eddy: Hey, would I ever do something like that?


Darwin: Well you burnt down the garage last week.


[A black vehicle is following the bus.]


[Bob Scott walks out of his motel room. He is talking on a phone when he is suddenly assaulted by one of Sombra's soldiers with a double barrel shotgun. After a brief struggle, the soldier shoots Bob in the chest, killing him almost instantly.]


[At Fluttershy's house, she is still sitting on the couch in a catatonic state. AppleJack walks in.]


AppleJack: Good gravy girl, your still like this?


[Fluttershy remains catatonic]


AppleJack: Well look sugarcube, I have the rabbit feed you wanted me to get and.........


[AppleJack's cellphone rings.]


AppleJack: Hold on.


[AppleJack takes her cellphone out of her pocket.]


AppleJack: Hello?


Pinkie Pie: [On the other line] Hey AppleJack, are you busy?


AppleJack: Hey sugarcube. I haven't been that busy since the start of the winter. Why?


Pinkie Pie: Because Celestia has given us a quest to kill some guy named Sombra.


AppleJack: Wait, kill?


Pinkie Pie: That's what Rainbow asked Twilight. Then Twilight said how he can't be imprisoned because he will break out again. Also he wants to kill two other people.


AppleJack: I'm sorry Pinkie but I lost you at the part about Rainbow Dash.


Pinkie Pie: Can you just meet us at Shamrock Park, I'll explain everything there. Also stop by Fluttershy's house and bring her here.


AppleJack: Already there.


[AppleJack puts her phone back into her pocket.]


[At the bridge, Pinkie Pie puts her phone back into her pocket while her, Twilight, and Rainbow Dash are walking down the sidewalk on the side of the bridge.]


Twilight: What did AppleJack say?


Pinkie Pie: She said she would meet us as Shamrock.


Rainbow Dash: Considering time is of the essence, shouldn't we find this Beth Terria person before she gets killed?


Twilight: And we are. AppleJack is patient isn't she.


Pinkie Pie: But what is some of this Sombra guy's thugs come after us?


Twilight: We have weapons from the cache don't we?


Rainbow Dash: Well, but it barely had enough ammo to support the three of us.


Pinkie Pie: [Balancing a rubber bullet on her nose] You know, for bullets that kill people, these things are very soft.


[At the Aqua Teen's house, Meatwad is watching Dora the Explorer.]


Dora: [On screen] Do you know where the tampon section of the store is?


Meatwad: Just look behind you. Bitch, if you were in a horror movie you'd dead for sure.


[Frylock is in the kitchen cooking hot pockets.]


Frylock: Hey Meatwad, want cheese or pizza?


Meatwad: I'll just have the cheese with the broccoli in it.


[While Frylock puts the receives a call from Carl.]


Frylock: [Answers the phone] Hello?


Carl: Hey Fryman, how you doing?


Frylock: Good Carl, just cooking hot pockets. What did Shake do this time?


Carl: What gave you the assumption that I only called because of him?


Frylock: Well Carl you never sound this friendly on the phone unless its to rant about something.


Carl: Oh no, its nothing like that. Its just that my car is missing it's tires and the windows had brick thrown through them? Know anything about that?


Frylock: Look Carl, I get your mad but I swear I know nothing about what Shake did to your car man. I swear.


Carl: Oh you swear huh? How bout you tell Shake the next time you see him that if he comes near by house again, ILL FUCKIN KILL HIM!


Frylock: Will do Carl.


[The door bell rings. Meatwad answers the door and sees Shake.]


Shake: [Smells the air] Are you cooking hotpockets.


Meatwad: Yeah, Frylocks is making cheese and pizza.


Shake: Broccoli cheese?


Meatwad: Yeah.


Shake: Disguising. Did he get the turkey BBQ?


[A paparazzi mob appears behind Shake. Shake turns around.]


Journalist: Master Shake, is it true that you hate the elephantiasis and mental retardation funds?


Journalist #2: Is it true you sacrifice babies to your god who is a Max Headroom mask?


Journalist #3: Is it true that you had an orgy between Kim Kardashian and Snookie?


[Frylock walks towards the doorway]


Frylock: What the hell is going on?


Shake: You see Frylock, I am popular.


[One of the journalist are interview Carl next door.]


Carl: I'll tell you who he is, he breaks into my house and takes my stuff, sets my Playboy stach on fire, and damaged my damn car. If you ask me, he's a menace to this neighborhood.


Frylock: Shake, what the hell did you do this time?


Shake: Nothing. Calvin Klein just finally accepted my resignation.


Journalist #4: Excuse me Mr. Shake, was your mocking of Victor Sentorini's time in prison an act of protest?


Frylock: Victor Sentorini? The Nobel prize winner?


Shake: Well...uh... No, it was just some guy who works at the Art Gallery, yeah.


[Frylock changes the channel on the television.]


Meatwad: Hey, I was watching that.


Frylock: I'll change it back Meatwad. Just want to get to the local news channel.


[Frylock turns it to channel 5 where they are showing a news cast of the visit.]


News Anchor: This was footage given to us as moments ago Victor Sentorini, the founder of several charities to support mental retardation and elephantitis, was ruthlessly mocked by this man who we have identified as Master Shake. Yes, that is his name. Shake had pushed a student off the stage and then started talking about his experience in jail before Lipsing the song Rubber Bullets by the band 10cc.


[Frylock changes the channel back to Dora. Meatwad watches it while Frylock talks to Shake.]


Frylock: [Closes the front door. The Paparazzi proceed to flash pictures of the two from their windows.] Shake, what the hell was that?


Shake: What? Jonesy was dying out there.


Frylock: So you insult a Nobel Prize Winner, is that it?


Shake: I Wasn't insulting, I was connecting with him.


Frylock: Oh really?


Shake: Yeah.


Frylock: Well, thanks to your connection we have paparazzi hounding every inch of our front yard.


Shake: Trust me Frylock, in four hours time this whole thing is going to blow over.


Frylock: Really? How long did it take for it to blow over when at the annual paint ball rally two years ago you replaced the children's paint ball guns with actual loaded rifles?


Shake: It made it more intense.


Frylock: A lot of people got hurt shake and it took the press 18 months until they found someone better to harass.


Shake: Look Frylock, I did what I did not out of pleasure, but out of some undying sense of duty to bring interest to a boring event. Besides, a little publicity never hurt anyone.


Frylock: [Sighs] I'll be in the basement hiding from the paparazzi if anyone needs me.


[At Shamrock park, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are all sitting on a bench. AppleJack's truck pulls up. She gets out of the truck and carries a still catatonic Fluttershy. She sets Fluttershy down on the bench.]


AppleJack: Sorry for the wait y'all, I had to get my special .44 Shepherd while carrying her around everywhere.


Rainbow Dash: You seem alright with having to commit an assassination.


AppleJack: One thing I've learned living my entire life in this town is that when Celestia says something has to be done, it has to be done.


Pinkie Pie: Hey Fluttershy, if you can at least hear me blink once.


[Fluttershy blinks once.]


Pinkie Pie: She's still alive at least. Don't worry Fluttershy, your a lot better off with us then alone.


AppleJack: Beg your pardon Pinkie but Wheres Rarity?


Pinkie Pie: She said she was going to some high fashion convention in Saginaw to sell her newest dresses. She'll be back tonight.


Twilight: Okay guys, everyone in our circle except Rarity is here. Now all we have to do is find the two people that Sombra is after and save them before.........


[Twilight is cut off when an explosion happens at the road next to the park. The mane six go to check it out. They see a crowd of people gathering over the burning wreckage of a blown up car. There is a scorched body hanging outside of the car. They approach the car. Twilight see's the person is wearing an I.D. tag that says Beth Terria. Twilight is alarmed by this. Benson walks through the small crowd.]


Benson: Don't worry people, these spontaneous car combustion happen all the time around here.


[Benson inspects the scene. He notices the mane six.]


Benson: Hey girls, are you here for business of some kind or do you just like looking at burned bodies.


Twilight: Well actually........


Pinkie Pie: Obviously we're here on business. I mean, who would want to look at this for fun? Plus the smell.


Twilight: Look Benson, this may sound crazy......


Benson: Twilight, I work at Shamrock Park. Whatever your about to say I've probably already seen or heard it.


Rainbow Dash: To make it short, we're trying to kill this evil African crime lord guy named Sombra who wants to kill Celestia and take over the town.


Benson: Wait, take over? You mean like Trixie did a year back?


Twilight: Exactly. Except Sombra will most likely kill everyone in the town instead of enslavement.


Benson: So why don't we just call the army on this guy?


Twilight: Because it could cause a nation wide scare at the thought of people like him easily sneaking their armies past the border.


Benson: So, instead of letting professionals handle this, the five of you are going to go and kill this Sombra guy yourselves?


AppleJack: After we save the other person from him.


Benson: And I should get involved because?


Rainbow Dash: Hello, does everyone in the town being killed off by this guy not concern you?


Benson: [Concerned] Good point. Look, I have to tend to this burning car wreckage but after that I'll find you.


AppleJack: But what about work?


Benson: You think after everything that's happened in town today people are going to want to go to a park?


[In the woods outside of Clare, Sombra and his small army are setting up camp. Sombra's enforcer talks to him in his tent.]


Sombra: Has the last of the survivors been killed yet?


Enforcer: From what I have heard Beth has been killed from a bomb placed in her car. All that remains is the family.


Sombra: Excellent. Soon this town, then the state, and then my crystal empire shall be rebuilt.


Enforcer: It shall be as excellent as it once was.


Sombra: Also, did you hear from unit 4?


Enforcer: Sire, I forgot to tell you that Unit 4 for some reason has cut off from us.


Sombra: Wait, what?


Enforcer: I don't know why, they just cut off transmission the moment they reached the school.


Sombra: No.


Enforcer: Sire?


Sombra: Send more men at the family. They die today, I know that.


[Celestia and Luna are in Celestia's office.]


Luna: By letting him off without penalty, we have pretty much let him get away with disgracing our college.


Celestia: I have told you before sister, there are more important things at stake here.


Luna: I know whats at stake here sister, but when we prevail against Sombra we still are going to have to face what happened today.


Celestia: Sister, we can always deal with Master Shake once..........


[Celestia starts to blank out.]


Luna: Sister?


Wheatley: There she goes, another one of her spiritual visions of the future. You know, while she's blacked out can I talk to you about the song that played by that Shake guy during the song. Am I the only one who thought of Monkees when I first heard that song?


[The Mane Six walk to down town.]


Twilight: Its still alright. Hopefully when we find Bob before.......


[They see a police squad guarding the entrance of the hotel. The Mane Six approach the sight.]


Twilight: Excuse me officer but what happened here?


Police Officer: Apparently some guy named Bob Scott. Eye witnesses report that some guys walked up to him and started shooting him dead.


[Twilight backs away. She is dumbfounded at the current situation.]


Twilight: No, it can't be.


[Twilight's cellphone rings. She gets her phone out of her pocket and sees that it is Luna who is calling. She answers it.]


Twilight: Hello?


Luna: Hey Twilight, I know you and your friends are probably busy trying to save two people and preventing a hostile takeover but my sister has fallen into a state of rambling. She keeps repeating the words Watterson and dusk.


Twilight: The Wattersons? Why would Sombra be after them?


Luna: I don't know. What I do know is that the sun is currently setting. You still have time to save them Twilight, but hurry.


Twilight: Don't worry Luna, we'll try our best.


[Twilight turns her phone off.]


Twilight: Celestia is saying that the Wattersons are in trouble. At dusk Sombra's men are going to find them.


AppleJack: You mean the Wattersons who live in Schoolcrest? What does Sombra want with them?


Twilight: Celestia didn't say.


Pinkie Pie: [notices the sun going down] Oh my god, its almost dusk.


Twilight: Exactly, that's why we have to hurry.


[At the Watterson house, Anaise is watching the National Geographic while Gumball, Darwin, and Eddy eat sandwiches in the kitchen.]


Eddy: So, how was your presentation?


Gumball: Well, I couldn't guess where Turkey was so I just told Cheerilee it was somewhere in the desert.


Eddy: See kid, now your learning. The number one thing teachers want is confidence. Act like you know what your talking about and they'll buy anything. [Takes a bite out of his sandwich] How do you think I passed eight grade algebra?


[The doorbell rings]


Richard: [Brushing his teeth] Can someone get that?


[Anaise goes to answer the door. Gumball, Darwin, and Eddy walk into the living room.]


Eddy: One day we were taking this big exam, and I...........


[Anaise opens the door and is shocked at who she sees. She backs away. The hooded figure walks into the house. Eddy, Gumball, and Darwin are also shocked at the hooded figure.]


Anaise: Um, dad......


Darwin: Remember that guy you said would come if we ate candy before bed?


Gumball: He's here.


[Richard walks out of the bathroom. He is still brushing his teeth.]


Richard: Who's here? What are you kids talking about.........


[The figure takes off his hood and reveals himself to be Shadow from the Sonic the Hedgehog video game series.]


Richard: Shadow?


Shadow: We don't have that much time. We have to leave here before they get here.


Gumball: Before who gets here?


[Several of Sombra's men break down the door and fire at the family. Shadow takes out dual SMGs and shoots dead the intruders. Several more of Sombra's men break into the house. The kids take cover in a corner. Shadow guns down the men running torwards the children. One of Sombra's men attack Richard but Richard stabs the man in the neck with the tip of his toothbrush. The man dies almost instantly. A man with dual machetes approach the children. They scream in horror as the man raises his machete only to be shot in the back of the head by Shadow. Shadow guns down several more men before a man with a flame thrower walks onto the stairway and sets the living room ablaze. Shadow shoots him in the eye which disorients him and causes him to accidently set fire towards his allies who are trying to break in through the roof. Richard enters the kitchen where he is assaulted by a man with a dagger. He breaks the man's nose on the sink faucet and grabs a kitchen knife. He stabs the man twice in the chest and stabs dead the other four of Sombra's men who are breaking in through the kitchen. Eddy takes cover under the kitchen table. Richard stabs another one of Sombra's men in the eye with the knife. The man falls dead while Eddy screams in horror at the sight of the knife in his eye. A martial artist who works for Sombra then breaks through a window in the kitchen and before Richard can act he is beaten violently by the martial artist. Richard is then punched into the table Eddy is hiding under.]


Martial Artist: You've gained weight Watterson.


[The Martial Artist grabs Richard's shoulder. Richard grabs a family portrait on the table and smashes it over the Martial Artist's face. Richard then picks up the wounded Martial Artist and impales him on a coat hanger. The Martial Artist dies almost instantly.]


[Shadow shoots dead three men who are firing at him with AK-47s. A man holding a military knife runs towards Shadow. Shadow tries to shoot him but his guns have run out of ammo. He dodges the man's knife and breaks his arm. Shadow then pushes the man into a fire. The man burns to death as Shadow takes the knife and kills another man with it. A man wielding a chain gun comes into the house. Shadow and the kids take cover behind the couch as the man fires his chain gun. When the chain gun runs out of ammo, Shadow rises from the couch and throws the knife at the man's forehead, killing him instantly.]


[Several men outside wielding RPG launchers fire at the backside of the house. The backside is destroyed as reinforcements enter the house. Richard grabs a chair and fights off the reinforcements. He then runs into the living room while Shadow fends off several men.]


Eddy: [Trying to impersonate an illegal immigrant while a man holding a machete approaches him] Me don't speak English, me cook for American people. Me don't know what....... [Eddy hits the guy in the face with the frying pan, knocking him out instantly]


Richard: Shadow! Get the kids out of here!


Shadow: [Grabs Gumball by the wrist] Come on.


Gumball: No, we're not leaving our dad!


Shadow: I'm not giving you a choice.


Darwin: No, dad!


[Shadow drags the children out of the burning house.]


Eddy: [Drops the frying pan on the ground] I'd stay and fight with you Richard, I really would. But, I think I just heard my mom calling me. [Runs out of the house] Hey, wait up!


[Richard is surrounded by Sombra's soldiers. He hits a man over the head with the chair and is then brutally assaulted by those surrounding him.]


[Shadow shoves the kids into his car. Eddy jumps inside. Four of Sombra's men run up to the car. Shadow throws a satchel charge onto the sidewalk in front of him and runs into the car. The car drives away as Shadow detonates the charge, killing the four men.]


[Richard is dragged to the backyard where Sombra awaits him.]


Richard: So, [coughs blood] we meet again.


[One of Sombra's men holding a baseball bat beats him unconsious with it.]


Sombra: Find his whore. Then we proceed to the invasion.