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I'm purple and cute,
I'll make you puke,
but only if you are intolerant
of my fancy conglomerate
of the fabu that you see
because that fabu is me~!
So kawaii, so sweet
so purple and pink,
I'll make you go squeeeee
and smell me in your pee
but that's only if you'll eat
my fleshy purple meat.
But don't do that, I beg,
for as I have said,
I'm too young, too fresh,
too much shine on my chest,
too crisp, too taught
with the skin that I've got
for you to dare bite
this cute little site.
So, please, I beg thee, think it over once more
and while you do that, my stick legs will run out the door!
Down the street I stall sprint
as fast as a flint!
But alas, I am small,
and humans quite tall.
You'll catch up to me fast,
and I'll flop like a bass in your grasp,
and scream, "Please, sir, don't eat me dead!"
as my kawaii desu eyes spring forth from my head,
twinkling, shining, as my cheeks blush,
but it's not due to any blood rush
for the blush on my cheeks is nothing more
than two spots unripened on the way to the store
in the truck that I sat amongst all my friends
to be sold at market at days' end,
but the truck hit a bump,
and flew over a hump!
I was jolted from my spot,
and the door they forgot
to lock up tight
flew open and right
out it I soared
as if from a spring board.
"So do not eat me,"
I continued to plea.
"For I must return to the road
and find my way to the abode
where my friends all wait
for that marvelous state
of purchase by
a persnickety eye
and chosen out of the bin
from amongst their kin.
I must go there, now!
I don't care how!
I must be there,
as I'm one so fair
that any skilled hand
that hunger demand
would squeeze my rump
and feel just how plump
the most delicious,
and savvy little plant-
oh, no but you can't!
If you want my body so,
then please, we must go
to this market of tales of old
where my siblings are sold.
There, if you must,
and I hope and I trust,
that you would pay a fair price for me.
If not, then let me be,
for a dreamer I am
and I'll be damn
'd if I cannot reach
and have to beseech
my life-long dream,
for it may seem,
that your lust overcomes reason,
for it is the off-season,
and a treat like me, so rare,
so fair,
it too much for
your mortal score. "
But to my surprise,
perhaps on account of my eyes,
the monster took heart
and we did depart
down a long street
at the speed of his big feet
to a market where,
without despair,
he brought me inside,
and I, with the utmost pride,
took site of my lot
in the bin that they've got.
We cheered, we sang,
our happiness rang
all through aisles
as if for miles and miles.
With my little heart bursting,
and his mouth thirsting,
I turned to my traveler
with peel full of valor.
I placed a fist to my heart,
giving my friends a start.
I looked deep into his eyes
without intention of lies.
"Well, here, good chum,
you may pinch my bum,
and check if its firmness you like,
and my scent not of pike,
then please, by all means,
ignore the cans of beans,
and take me to the register,
for I am no sly jester.
I am a plant of my word,
not a fleeting bird.
I will keep my bargain
and halt my jargon.
So, please, pay the price
set as my vice,
and take me home
in that big plastic dome
with handles
and no candles
for it's dark inside,
unlike my pride
that glows quite great
in this marvelous state.
To think, finally
I will be in a tummy!
I will be sold to a customer
in the pinnacle of my luster
and brought back to his house,
to be placed in his mouth,
and my life completed
as my substance depleted.
And, sire, I am glad,
and not at all sad,
that mouth in which
I'll make my last pitch
will be in yours,
not rotting in drawers
of a food cabinet
as I sat in it,
alone, forgotten,
and going quite rotten."
So he took me up
with a swig from a cup
that smelt of coffee
mixed with toffee.
I waved farewell
to my friends who could tell
that I was fine
as we headed to the line
and to the cashier.
I shed a tear.
A dollar from a wallet,
or whatever you call it,
my man gave to the clerk
who couldn't get any other work.
In the bag I was placed,
with quite a lot of space!
It jolted, it bumped,
I got a little slumped.
Soon, we stopped!
I felt I could've popped!
Light appeared
and oil seared
in a pan that bubbled
as the temperature doubled.
Out came a knife
to end my short life.
It tickled as it sliced,
but didn't quite dice.
I thought this was it,
but I was quite fit!
Now I was ten!
And to be eaten by men,
it is best
to impress
by sheathing in
some batter and then
placed in a pan
by the very same man
who bought my hide
and brought me inside
his home so that he
could tempura fry me,
and place me on a plate
when the night grew late.
A dinner, oh my!
I could cry!
A dinner! Woopie!
What an honor to me!
He certainly thinks of me well,
and now I can tell
that he is well versed
with filling a thirst
for the best of all foods
to set the right moods.
He put on a show,
and so, here we go!
We kissed only one time
and in his mouth I did climb,
all 10 slices of me,
one by one, you see.
Happiness, bliss
with that one and final kiss!
The life of an eggplant
is not quite extravagant,
but for me, it's enough,
and this is no bluff.
And now, here's the scoop:
I'm a kawaii little poop!
So pink, so sweet, so small,
I am the cutest poop of all~!
For kokotea's cute eggplant poetry contest.
:star: I WON?!?!?!?! Announcement:…

adopt: the kawaii eggplant [closed] by kokotea
kawaii eggplant emoji [F2U] by kokotea :pointr: Cute Poop by NasikaSakura

I don't even know, man.
I just... rolled with it.
No editing!
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BluestarMudwing Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2018   General Artist
This is so amazing! I love it so much!!!
NasikaSakura Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2018  Professional General Artist
Thanks. XD 
BluestarMudwing Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2018   General Artist
It’s pErFeCt!!! I seriously couldn’t stop thinking about it!! Lolololololol!!!!!!!
Bidabel Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is amazing!!
NasikaSakura Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Professional General Artist
ayamescarlet Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Crazzzzzzzy loooooooong O.O       and Awsome XD
NasikaSakura Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Professional General Artist
XD Thanks.
Yeah, I have a tendency to write very strange things and never shut up when I'm sleepy. XD So glad I did this on, like, 2 hours of sleep.
hadenamomo Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Student General Artist
truly magnificient.
you, sir, are a genius!

(congrats! xD)
NasikaSakura Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Professional General Artist
Where is my monocle?
:icongoodsirplz: Why thank you kindly my fine gentlewoman.
meanya Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015
This is the most beautiful and heart warming yet strange fascinating poem I have ver read, and YOU have got some mad rhyming skills girl. You totally owned that contest and earned your prize :D Congratulations on winning, and keep writing more poems!!
NasikaSakura Featured By Owner Edited Apr 9, 2015  Professional General Artist
rofl (No, seriously, I'm rolling.)
Thank you so much. ;u; *heaving, wheezing laughter*
Omigosh, I'm so glad that I put off reading all the comments and replies about this poem until my weekend. XD There's some pretty fun ones in here (between the comment on Ms. kokotea's deviation, her poll, the comments here~), lol. I haven't written poetry in so very long since I got stifled by a particular English class a number of years ago. SO GLAD that I just threw caution to the wind here and wrote while my brain was too tired to tell me to quit. :D It came out quite amusing, I have to agree. XD
meanya Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
Well screw that English class! You are an amazing poet, who cares if you don't follow the books or something?
NasikaSakura Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Professional General Artist
Yeah, I suppose. ^^;
I have a huge folder full of poetry I used to make, but it all of a sudden nearly stopped after that class. ;u; Same with my stories. I've been trying to get back into writing stories, but it's difficult since I've been out of practice for so long. Glad I still have a poet in me somewhere, however strange it may be. XD
ametotaiyou Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015
OMFG this is so awesome lol
NasikaSakura Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Professional General Artist
*laughs so hard I facedesk onto my laptop*
:iconheaddeskplz:  Thank you! :lmao:
ametotaiyou Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
haha you're welcome~

super kawaii icon btw rofl 
NasikaSakura Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Professional General Artist
lol Thank you. XD
ametotaiyou Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
lol best spirit veggie ever <3
NinjAubrey Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Okay wow
NasikaSakura Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Professional General Artist
That's what I'm saying. XD
6oys Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this is incredibly well written tho,
I really really like it
NasikaSakura Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Professional General Artist
Really?! XD lol Thank you much!!
RY00 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015
this is amazing.. 
NasikaSakura Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Professional General Artist
Sugary-Stardust Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
Oh my god.
This is so cute. x)
NasikaSakura Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Professional General Artist
XD Thanks.
fawnrot Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
i dont know why this was on my front page but im glad it was
NasikaSakura Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Professional General Artist
I hope that your settings are on "Newest" for the front page, because if not, I must go contemplate my life... Apparently, my true calling must be making sleepy poems about kawaii eggplants! XD
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