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Yandell Enterprises ~Part 4~
That conversation I had the other day was weird. Then again, all the conversations I have with her are weird, so I can't blame us both for it. Maybe it runs in her family? Or mine? No, my parents aren't idiotic enough to fall on someone from high up, they're much too smart for that. It's definitely Chey's weirdness rubbing off on me.
Wait...how long have I been in here?
"Ow, ow, too hot!"
Why wasn't I paying attention to the temperature of the water?! Stupid! 
I mentally facepalmed myself and adjusted the knobs on the shower.
*TIME SKIP*
I should really fix my problem of practically living in the shower sometimes.
The water vapour covered me like a thick, yet transparent blanket as I stepped out. The sound of my phone buzzing alerted me, and I walked into my bedroom and grabbed it.
so when are you and dalenka gonna fuck?
chey i swear to god
if you have another query of dalenka and i having sexual intercourse,
please report to www.iwillfuckingm
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Millenium Girls Academy ~Christmas Special~
The snow was settling on the ground, while billowing around outside. The honkies of Millenium were gathered inside an old abandoned building, and music was playing from seemingly nowhere.
"Hey, we're here! Sorry we're late - Kiah was driving and...well..." Elesha announced, before being interrupted by none other than Kiah herself.
"Where's the eggnog..??? C'mon, you stingey bitches, my childhood isn't gonna forget itself..." Kiah slurred, an elf hat atop her noggin.
"...Yeah.." Elesha finished
"Wow, the whole team's here!" Alison noted.
"Prez? Why are you at a Christmas party?" Ko asked.
"Why wouldn't I be? It's not like I can celebrate the Holocaust every day!" Prez replied, a blanket wrapped around her shoulders.
"What?!"
"Honestly, I'm not even surprised."
"Oh hello zere, kinder. Come to join ze festivities?" Mei asked.
"Oh, of course you're in on this too." Elesha said, knowingly.
"Vhy vouldn't I be? Look, I even made something for ze party." She said, as she pulled out
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Millenium Girls Academy On Crack ~Part 6~
Girls und...und... OH GODDAMMIT, FUCKIN' NAZIS!
SPEAK AMERICAN, GODDAMMIT!
The flag tank from Edgewood was aflame, and the white flag had risen, signalling that it was a hit.
"Holy shit-sprinkles, we actually got one!" Alison exclaimed.
"Und zat vy ve have a gunner wiv two verking eyes." Mei said.
"Oh, fuck you!" Koko said angrily.
"Yeah...so has anyone seen the volleyball team?" Kiah asked.
"Nope!"
"Nein."
"No."
"Elesha, this is your job." Kiah told her.
"Well, it's hard to concentrate with all the screaming!"
"The what?"
woosh
"Oh my God, we're going to die!" A trannie yelled, as they were being chased by an enemy tank.
Edgewood fired at their tank, and Kiah, throughout all of this, was pretending to care.
"Oh my God, they're all useless!"
"It's okay, just use the smoke bomb!" another trannie suggested, as she handed it up to the commander.
"I fuckin' hate this show." she thought, as she served it like a volleyball to the tank.
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"And that's
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OC Files - Yandell Enterprises
Name: Viola Davenport
Age: Fifteen
Zodiac: Cancer
Date of Birth: July 9th, 2003
Height: Five foot Three (1.61m)
Ethnicity: Japanese
Official Colour: Red
Element: Water
Subject: Geography
Sport: Volleyball
*****
Name: Dalenka McFadden
Age: Sixteen
Zodiac: Libra
Date of Birth: October 15th, 2002
Height: Five foot Nine (1.79m)
Ethnicity: Kazakh
Official Colour: Orange
Element: Air
Subject: Computer Science
Sport: Taekwondo
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Name: Cheyanne King
Age: Fifteen
Zodiac: Aquarius
Date of Birth: January 31st, 2003
Height: Five foot Five (1.68m)
Ethnicity: Russian
Official Colour: Indigo
Element: Air
Subject: Drama
Sport: Equestrian
*****
Name: Eryn McFadden
Age: Thirteen
Zodiac: Virgo
Date of Birth: August 23rd, 2005
Height: Five foot One (1.55m)
Ethnicity: Kazakh
Official Colour: Brown
Element: Earth
Subject: R.E
Sport: Fencing
*****
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OC Files - Millenium Girls Academy On Crack
Name: Kiah Perez
Age: Seventeen
Zodiac: Scorpio
Date of Birth: November 16th, 2001
Height: Five foot Eight (1.76m)
Ethnicity: Korean
Sensha-do Position: Commander
Official Colour: Pink
Element: Water
Subject: Biology
Sport: Tennis
*****
Name: Alison Maas
Age: Seventeen
Zodiac: Taurus
Date of Birth: April 29th, 2001
Height: Five foot Six (1.70m)
Ethnicity: Japanese
Sensha-do Position: Gunner
Official Colour: Yellow
Element: Earth
Subject: Mathematics
Sport: Netball
*****
Name: Clove Foden
Age: Fifteen
Zodiac: Sagittarius
Date of Birth: December 11th, 2003
Height: Five foot Two (1.58m)
Ethnicity: Chinese
Sensha-do Position: Loader
Official Colour: Blue
Element: Fire
Subject: History
Sport: Football
*****
Name: Elesha Tenebrise
Age: Sixteen
Zodiac: Libra
Date of Birth: September 24th, 2002
Height: Four foot Nine (1.49m)
Ethnicity: Thai
Sensha-do Position: Radio Operator
Official Colour: Green
Element: Air
Subject: Art
Sport: Swimming
*****
Name: Sophia Ahmed
Age: Fifteen
Zodiac: Cancer
Da
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Tag yourself: The satanic 5 edition
Yes, I am working on part six. It's just taking longer than I expected, since I have 2 weeks left of my summer holidays (rip). 
You thought I would get part 6 done now?
NOPE!!!111!!!!
So have this instead :D
kiki's delivery service
-the mom friend
-doesn't really know what she's doing
-sneaks into kitchen at 3am for vodka and snacks
-alcoholic
-needs some rest tbh
taurus
-will bench press you and your family
-has no guilty pleasures
-majestic creature with a heart of gold
-will step on you if you asked her to
-has a plushie collection
margarine
-done with your shit™
-she knows no fear, she knows no danger, she knows nothing
-never calls anyone by their names
-helped you get laid at least once in your life
-support 24/7
bathroom
-wants your soul
-doesn't know anything about you
-regrets so many things
-quotes vines often
-brings homemade snacks whenever she comes round
sock
-knows everything about everyone
-ships different teachers in school
-wears heelies to escape her feeli
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thoughts.
whose depression is that? i think i know.
its owner is quite sad though
it really is a tale of woe,
I watch her frown. i cry hello.
she gives her monster a shake,
and sobs until the tears make.
the only other sound's the break,
of distant waves and birds awake.
the grief is intense, quiet and deep,
but she has promises to keep,
until then she shall not sleep.
she lies in bed with ducts that weep.
she rises from her bitter bed,
with thoughts of blue in her head,
she idolises being dead.
facing the day with never ending dread.
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mayday.
mayday.
a secret network run by women.
guess where it takes place?
the wall in the girl's toilets. 
i've seen what they've written.
stupid things, hilarious things, questionable things.
it's our way of expressing ourselves without the teachers finding out. 
except for the janitors, of course.
they scrub it off, and they start with a clean slate.
"i'm slowly drowning",
one wrote, in blue biro pen. 
we don't know who it was, the writing wasn't familiar.
i recall it being hastily scribbled on, i imagined that the girl left in a rush.
i didn't see the writing again after that.
i found it comforting to look at, the way the ink shone in the sunlight pouring in through the sterile-smelling facility.
i saw it again.
that same handwriting.
that same blue biro pen.
only something different was scribbled.
 
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Yandell Enterprises ~Part 3~
So, the Demise Day was okay. It's what you'd expect to happen - we caught the criminal in the act, I apprehended him (with the help of Dalenka. I was internally squealing and screaming the entire time). 
And before you ask, no, we didn't talk during that time. Just the sound of screaming and the grunts of the criminal as he was struggling out of our grasp, and luckily he didn't. Someone had some common-sense and called the police, probably Cheyanne. The younger ones stood stock-still in terror. I don't blame them, I was just like them back in the day. That makes me sound really elderly, huh.
Class seemed to drag on much slower than usual. Maybe it was due to Mrs. Higgins unaware of the fact that we were fucking sweltering in her room, as she refused to open windows in the summer, as she was terribly frightened of bugs coming in, so I've heard. Come winter, she throws those things open on full blast, air conditioning, everything. And it sucks donkey balls, let me tell you.
I tried
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Millenium Girls Academy On Crack ~Part 5~
I hope you realise that these people think you're a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners.
Think about that for a bit.

The five honkies were at the local tank cafe, along with other drug-induced schools.
A waitress walked over to their table.
"May I take your order?" She asked.
"Bitch, I want ice cream shaped like a tank!" Clove said.
"Uh..we have bowls.."
Clove stood up from her seat abruptly.
"You best make it a tank, mothafucka!"
"I'll have one of those, too!" Elesha said.
"Five ice-creams, extra spit." The waitress while writing down on her notebook.
"Wait, what?"
"Tank ice-cream, coming right up!"
They were waiting for their ice-creams, when all of a sudden, Yvette, Kiah's sister, and her local drug dealer, Isla, surprise-motherfuckered their way into the scene.
(Me, editing the story: THEY HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THAT!)
"Oh hey, Kiah, I see you managed to stay sober until the afternoon. Congratulations." Yvette said, with a resting bitch face.
"Oh look, it's Yvette and Bitchpants M
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Yandell Enterprises ~Part 2~
...Fuck. 
(Well, that was a great way to start a chapter).
"Can you get off me, please?" A muffled voice sounded from underneath me.
Oh no.
Was that...
"I said could you get off me, please?" the girl said again.
...Dalenka?
"Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't realise that you were there and-"
She cut me off.
"Well, you could at least be more careful next time, couldn't you?" She replied, a blank expression on her face.
I opened my mouth to respond, but she had already walked out of the warehouse, her plaited ponytail swinging behind her.
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Reports from the office were coming in alerting everyone that a Demise Day was going to commence tonight, and a list of some girls' names were posted outside the office, my name included.
Normally I would just walk away from the list after that, but just for today, I decided to observe to see who else was going.
Oh, Cheyanne's on here!
Cheyanne King - probably the sweetest girl ever to walk the halls of this school. I'm sometimes surpr
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Yandell Enterprises ~Part 1~
Yandell Enterprises is truly an exquisite building, people say. The girls that enter and exit the building are high-class, intelligent, and better than you in every possible way.
We have to be stealthy when exiting and entering the building. Don't be surprised if a news reporter comes up to you, shoving a camera and a mic in your face, asking about the school.
Whatever you do, don't tell them anything.
In this world, women barely get equal rights anymore.
Y.E wants to change that.
In Y.E, you focus on more manly subjects that you wouldn't expect a woman to do - Self Defense, Engineering, Chemistry, Computing, Coding, Tankery, Mechanics - you get the point.
It's basically a school for spies, or mercenaries - or murderers.
We occasionally have to attend during the night, if you're picked to go on a Demise Day. If there's a significant amount of murders or injuries in a major city going on for example, then the culprit won't continue their spree for much longer - we're alerted of it almos
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I Don't Date Cheaters - (Eren x Reader) Modern!AU
You walked home form the hospital. You were sick and Jean decided to drive you to the hospital. You had been sick for a while now, and Sasha drove you home since Jean didn't pick you up.
You walked up to the bathroom to get your medicine, and then you heard a loud grunt.
....
The fuck?
You walked closer to the bathroom when you heard another noise. It was a feminine moan. It took you no less than 2 seconds to comprehend what was going on.
Jean was cheating on you.
Well, tonight's the night bitches die. You thought, walking to the restroom and swinging the door open.
Jean and Mikasa were all over each-other in the shower, both of them completely naked, making out like wild animals while Jean constantly pounded her.
Mikasa. your best friend who stuck by you. And this fucking slut was just backstabbing you.
You covered your mouth, tears falling down your face.
You ran out of the bathroom, crying.
~*~
You ran out of the apartment and closed the door, sliding down and cryi
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Goodbye - (Eren Jeager x Reader) Modern!AU
The couple of the school.
Eren Jeager and (y/n) (l/n).
Though the two of you didn't really care for attention, you two kept getting it constantly. His father was a very successful doctor and your mother was a famous artist. Both of you really didn't know why your parents being famous made you popular, but over time you both got to know each other. Eren was the one to confess his love for you, while you accepted and confessed that you felt the same.
and both of you had been together for almost a year now.
But, something was off. Eren had been avoiding you, a lot.
It started off with not walking with you to school like you always did. Or not sitting by you at lunch with your friends like he always did.
but it got worse.
He stopped talking to you completely. He stopped calling you, stopped texting you, and stopped talking in person. You didn't know why he did this, and your friends didn't either.
They questioned you trying to figure out if you broke up. But all you said was  a simple
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Rosalina X Reader {Request}
It's just another day working on the Toad Cannon , as you started to finish you grew hot and your stomach started to hurt. You told the toad in charge and he said to just sit down for a bit. After a couple minutes you felt better but when you stood up you felt like you were going to faint but you did not want to sit down you needed to finish the cannon. As you stumbly walk over the Toads finished the cannon and you fell in and started to get sleepy. The Toads not noticing you lit the match and *BOOM!* You went flying. "(NAME)!!", Yelled Peach who was coming to see how the cannon was coming along.
 You were soaring through the sky and the sight of the stars were beautiful. You didn't feel sick anymore until you crashed onto something. You lifted your head too see that you were still up in the sky. You blinked to see a fuzzy image it looked like yellow and a blob of mint blue. You awoke to a brightly colored room with stars with smiles covering the room from wall to wall. You look n
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Friendships: Princess Rosalina x Sick! Reader
A/N:  This is a friendship reader insert requested to me by Heavier-Lobster.  Enjoy!  Don't be afraid to request other kinds, comment, or anything else!  (And I'm sorry Mario fans if there are no portals in the game I'm not to educated on it...)
    The room spun.
    You doubled over, stomach churning as you felt like your breakfast was going to come up on it's own.  "I-I'm not feeling too hot, mom--,"  You could barely manage the six words before you raced to the bathroom, struggling to maintain the bile.
    Let's just say you had a very disturbing afternoon.
    When you felt better, you rest against the wall next the the toilet, catching your breath.  Your mom came in with a cool washcloth and draped it over your burning forehead.  She touches your cheek.
    "Oh honey, you're burning up!"  She says, and you take a deep breath, eyelids drooping.  She goes out of the roo
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Princess (Draco Malfoy x Reader)
I lazily put the spoonful of cereal in my mouth as Hermione lectured Ron on his eating habits for the umpteenth time.
I was a fifth year Gryffindor, I was best friends with the well known Golden Trio. I was put into Gryffindor which surprised most of the students because of my family history.
Generations and generations of (Y/L/N)'s all of which got put into Slytherin but I was the anomaly in the family. My parents weren't disappointed but rather shocked.
"You don't moan when (Y/N) eats like a pig."Ron grumbled.
"Don't bring me into your lover's tiff."I stated making Ron and Hermione burn red.
I smirked as they stumbled over their words.
"Have you seen Harry?"Ron asked me making me shrug.
"I last saw him yesterday in Charms."I answered.
Harry and I were good friends, he was like a brother to me and I was like a sister he never had.
"I'm gonna go back to my room, I need my books."I stated, standing up.
I left the table and walked out of The Great Hall. I walked down the hallway, humming
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Sweet Dreams (Draco Malfoy x Reader)
People found my relationship with Draco Malfoy odd.
We were friends before we came to Hogwarts due to the fact that our families were both Pureblooded and my parents were friends with Draco's.
Our friendship did not end when we got sorted into different houses oddly enough because Draco said I was the only one that he could trust.
I was a Gryffindor and he was a Slytherin, we were meant to be enemies like how he hated my friends, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Neville. I didn’t speak to him for over a month for what he called Hermione in our second year.
In our third year, we began to date. It was weird at first because we had always been friends but I realised that I loved being with Draco. He was sweet and kind to me and he wouldn’t dream of hurting me, it was a side only I got to see.
We were now in our fifth year and it was draining. We had our O.W.L's to do and the stress of Voldemort returning.
I had joined Dumbledore's Army and I couldn't tell Draco a thing, I knew he woul
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Existential Crisis (George Weasley x Reader)
I pulled the covers tight around me and sighed as Hermione walked into the dorm. She looked at me odd for a moment.
"Are you okay (Y/N)?"She asked, softly.
"What is the point of my existence Mione?"I asked, not answering her.
I heard her sigh and she walked over to me. She kneeled by the side of my bed and pushed my (H/C) hair out of my face.
"Existential crisis?"She asked making me nod.
"Thought as much."She murmured, standing up. She hurried out of the dorm room and left me lying in bed.
When I was like this, I didn't leave my bed or if I had lessons I wouldn't talk to anyone. I was basically a shell.
I lay in silence, questioning my life for what seemed like hours but realistically was probably only five minutes until Hermione was kneeling by me again.
"Come on (Y/N), we're going to take you downstairs where you can get some tea-"
"I'd prefer to stay in bed and question why I exist."I cut my best friend off.
"Well, I'm not allowing that, come on."
Hermione ripped my covers off me ma
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Jumpers (George Weasley x Reader)
I was obsessed with fluffy jumpers.
I loved baggy jumpers which would cover my hands and were so baggy they reached below my thigh. I loved woolly jumpers which would keep me warm in the cold months and I loved jumpers because most of the jumpers I owned looked pretty cute.
It was November, so as you can guess, it was pretty cold outside and inside. Most of my jumpers needed washing so I was just stuck with a long sleeved top which barely preserved my body heat.
“(Y/N)? Are you shivering?”George asked, a frown etched on to his handsome face.
George Weasley was my boyfriend. He asked me out in our third year and we were currently in our fifth so I’d say that was pretty good going.
“It’s bloody cold.”I grumbled making George chuckle.
Most people were doing their homework whereas me and George were sat on a sofa away from the crowded tables. My feet were on his lap and my arms were folded across my chest.
“Then get one of your jumpers you pillock.
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Dancing (Harry Potter x Reader)
I hummed softly to myself as I tied my (H/L) (H/C) hair back into a ponytail.
I was excited. It was three weeks before The Yule Ball and I was taking it incredibly seriously, I couldn’t wait for the dancing and merriment.
I loved slow dancing, it was so nice and elegant.
I was practising dancing with Harry, so he wouldn’t make a fool of himself in front of everyone. I was acting as a teacher for him.
He approached me during Potions when I was talking to Hermione about the potion we were making and asked me if I was willing to help him dance. I agreed, I loved any excuse to dance.
It was a Hogsmeade trip day, Harry and I decided to ditch so we could get a lesson done with not many people left in the school.
I walked out of the dorm room and down the staircase. I walked down the other set of stairs and saw Harry and Neville talking.
“Hiya Neville! Hi Harry!”I chirped as I approached the two.
I was wearing my black leggings with a baggy faded purple jumper over the
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Marshall Lee x Reader: Playing The Hero
              "Ow, Marshall!" You said and lifted his smiling face from your chest, "believe it or not your teeth are sharp!"
              His smile turned into a large teasing grin. You're both laying on the stiff couch of his house, watching a scary movie. His face had been resting in your chest. The two of you often hung out like this, you're close friends, but you're not completely positive if you're more than that yet or not.
             "That's kinda the point," he scofted, wrapping his strong arms underneath your body, "I am the vampire king after all."
              "Just because you're the vampire king doesn't mean you can go around biting whoever you want." You scolded.
              His grip around you tightened almost to the point of pain. He looked at you with his demonic eyes and showed his fangs w
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Hold (Marshall Lee x Reader)
"Marshall!"
You dropped your sponge into the sink of dirty dishes and blinked at the said boy. He had suddenly embraced you from behind, his hands lacing over your midsection.
"I love you." He whispered in your ear and you involuntarily shivered at how warm it felt. You turned off the faucet and turned to look at him.
"Yeah, I know." You smiled and you could hear him chuckling as he pulled you even closer to him. He was pressed firmly against you and you could feel his strong chest on your back. His breathing was steady and came out in small puffs that tickled your neck. God, he smelled like Axe and Old Spice and you just wanted to stay like this forever. It was a blissful silence until Marshall spoke once again.
"If you... If you ever need anything, anything at all, just know that I'm here."
His words were sweet and after talking, he nuzzled into the crook of your neck gently. You drew in a small intake of air at the feeling and bit your lip to keep from moaning. It wasn't helping tha
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Marshall Lee x Reader: Absolute Adoration
                There was no other words that Marshall could use to describe you other than utterly perfect. The night had been filled with fun jamming sessions and movie watching but before the movie had even finished, you had already fallen asleep in the arms of the Vampire King.
He floated above the lumpy couch he never used and that you refused to sit on, brushing your hair absently as the movie neared it's end. He wasn't interested in the movie anymore. His interest was focused on you. The warmth he felt coming from you as you breathed gently on top of him, your silky (hair color) hair that was always soft on his fingers when he brushed it, the color of your skin that was ever so fragile to him.
He couldn't imagine living in a world without you. Aaa would be a boring a dull place without you around. You were brave, caring and kind but you would beat the glob out of someone if you needed to. You came into Marshall's life b
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Happy Holidays from DeviantArt!
‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house,
Not a deviant was clicking
On a touchpad or mouse.
Deviations were packed
In their boxes with care
In hopes re-designers
Soon would be there.
The deviants were nestled
All soft in their Profile
In hopes that a change
Would come soon with style.
They’d heard mysterious stories
From the Betas upstairs,
And they knew something special
Soon would be theirs.
New dark mode, new light mode,
Love Meter, and more!
New backgrounds, Profile headers,
More storage for Core!
One curious deviant,
Sketchbook tight in their grips,
Couldn’t wait one day longer,
They must see Eclipse!
They ran up the staircase,
Threw open the door,
Awoke all the betas,
And all of this for:
A glimpse of the new version.
A screenshot, a peek.
The clatter woke a beta,
Who started to speak.
“We’re working some kinks out
So it’ll be perfect when
It’s released to more soon.
There’s
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Looking at You [AnniexReader]
There was something extremely alluring about the cold blonde. Her ice blue eyes that would pierce into your very being when she would catch you staring at her for extended periods of time. The way her body nimbly moved, disarming her opponents, and even flipping them onto their backs. She was so perfect, and if you even caught a glimpse of her in your peripherals, you would always end up staring.
This behavior did not go unnoticed by the blonde. In fact it had her on alert, what if you had found out? How on earth would someone as simple as you figure out her secret? She was agitated, she even made sure that Bertholdt and Reiner knew of your actions. They needed to keep an eye on you, couldn't have you spilling the beans right? She would have to talk to you. The next time that she could get you alone, that's when she would confront you.
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If we talked to each other like how drunk girls talked to each other then the world would be 10,000 times better.
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That conversation I had the other day was weird. Then again, all the conversations I have with her are weird, so I can't blame us both for it. Maybe it runs in her family? Or mine? No, my parents aren't idiotic enough to fall on someone from high up, they're much too smart for that. It's definitely Chey's weirdness rubbing off on me.

Wait...how long have I been in here?

"Ow, ow, too hot!"

Why wasn't I paying attention to the temperature of the water?! Stupid! 

I mentally facepalmed myself and adjusted the knobs on the shower.

*TIME SKIP*

I should really fix my problem of practically living in the shower sometimes.

The water vapour covered me like a thick, yet transparent blanket as I stepped out. The sound of my phone buzzing alerted me, and I walked into my bedroom and grabbed it.

so when are you and dalenka gonna fuck?

chey i swear to god
if you have another query of dalenka and i having sexual intercourse,
please report to www.iwillfuckingmurderyou.com

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
but fr tho i ship the fuck outta you
so do the other girls!
we've even come up with a ship name

chey.

diola? nah

cheyanne.

valenka? ok now that sounds like vagina

CHEYANNE!

no need to shout! you'll ruin your pretty voice!
save it for the bedroom with dalenka, honey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

************************

"Were you on something when you were sending those texts, Chey?" I asked, as we were walking off the paddock to the main building to the showers. All of us were scratched up and pieces of dried up mud were flaking on our uniforms. 

"Of course not! I would have been screaming in Russian, otherwise!" She laughed, as she opened the door.

"Sure." I replied.

"So have you talked to Dalenka yet, after she helped you?"

"No, why?"

"Are you aware that she's in this class with us?"

"Yes."

"Are you aware that she's walking towards you?"

"Yes....wait, WHAT?! Chey, don't run off!"

"Viola."

Fuck, fuck, FUCK!

"Um...h-hi, Dalenka!" I said, my voice going way too many octaves high.

"I wanted to ask you something."

a date? a marriage? SEX? YES, TAKE ME, YOU BEAUTIFUL KAZAKH GODDESS!

"Is that Chemistry sheet due in today or tomorrow?"

...never mind. we shall not have a casual conversation besides homework due dates and upcoming tests.

"I-it's due in tomorrow." I said, my voice going back to normal, thankfully.

"Okay, thanks." She said, a blank expression on her face, as she walked back to finish getting changed.

does she not even acknowledge the fact that she helped me through a panic attack?! my goodness, I am outraged! no, vi, stop, you're overreacting, yet again.

Chey walked back over.

"So, what did she ask for? A date? Marriage? Sexy times?" she asked, wiggling her eyebrows.

"No. She just asked about the chemistry sheet." I hung my head, sadly. 

"Aw...such a shame. Don't worry babes, we'll get you both together." Chey said, patting my head.

******

With my book and lunch pail in hand, I headed back to the warehouse, fingers crossed, praying that I wouldn't fall on anyone, let alone Dalenka.

I climbed to my favourite spot besides a few boxes.

"I thought I might find you here."

My stomach lurched.

QUINTUPLE FUCK!

"O-oh, hi again." I said, as i rested my back against the box of Katanas.

Sitting across from me was the Kazakh goddess herself.

She smirked at me.

"W-what?" I asked defensively.

"Hopefully you won't fall on anyone this time." She said.

"T-that won't happen! It was just one time!"

"One time too many."

******
The snow was settling on the ground, while billowing around outside. The honkies of Millenium were gathered inside an old abandoned building, and music was playing from seemingly nowhere.

"Hey, we're here! Sorry we're late - Kiah was driving and...well..." Elesha announced, before being interrupted by none other than Kiah herself.

"Where's the eggnog..??? C'mon, you stingey bitches, my childhood isn't gonna forget itself..." Kiah slurred, an elf hat atop her noggin.

"...Yeah.." Elesha finished

"Wow, the whole team's here!" Alison noted.

"Prez? Why are you at a Christmas party?" Ko asked.

"Why wouldn't I be? It's not like I can celebrate the Holocaust every day!" Prez replied, a blanket wrapped around her shoulders.

"What?!"

"Honestly, I'm not even surprised."

"Oh hello zere, kinder. Come to join ze festivities?" Mei asked.

"Oh, of course you're in on this too." Elesha said, knowingly.

"Vhy vouldn't I be? Look, I even made something for ze party." She said, as she pulled out her questionable creation.

"Ughhh!"

"Fuck no!"

"Oh, good GOD!"

"Oh nigga, that ain't right." Clove said, her head hung.

"Where'd you find the time to build a gingerbread Auschwitz?" Yuna asked.

"I helped. I made the frosting!" Prez chimed in.

oh my god why

"Oh God, I think I'm gonna be sick!" Alison said.

"So, you don't vant to light ze candles." Mei asked.

Merry Christmas!
Millenium Girls Academy ~Christmas Special~
I'm going to hell for this.
Again, all rights go to Gunmetal Stug for this kick-ass parody series, hyped as hell for episode 7.
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Girls und...und... OH GODDAMMIT, FUCKIN' NAZIS!

SPEAK AMERICAN, GODDAMMIT!

The flag tank from Edgewood was aflame, and the white flag had risen, signalling that it was a hit.

"Holy shit-sprinkles, we actually got one!" Alison exclaimed.
"Und zat vy ve have a gunner wiv two verking eyes." Mei said.
"Oh, fuck you!" Koko said angrily.
"Yeah...so has anyone seen the volleyball team?" Kiah asked.
"Nope!"
"Nein."
"No."

"Elesha, this is your job." Kiah told her.
"Well, it's hard to concentrate with all the screaming!"
"The what?"

woosh

"Oh my God, we're going to die!" A trannie yelled, as they were being chased by an enemy tank.
Edgewood fired at their tank, and Kiah, throughout all of this, was pretending to care.

"Oh my God, they're all useless!"
"It's okay, just use the smoke bomb!" another trannie suggested, as she handed it up to the commander.
"I fuckin' hate this show." she thought, as she served it like a volleyball to the tank.

***************

"And that's why we'll ambush them here." Kiah said, making a dot with her pen on the map of the field where the match was taking place.
"Congratulations, you drew a line." Elesha replied, looking up from her phone.
"Did you just become this incompetent, or were you born retarded?" Alison asked her.
"I'd say it was my childhood." Kiah replied.

woosh flashback time!

"Kiah, get over here. I need to put out my cigar." Her mum said in her nasally voice.

woop

"Now we know why you wear long-sleeved shirts!" Alison remarked.
"You're lucky. Cigarette burns are way worse." Elesha said.
"No way!"
"Christ, am I the only one who had a normal childhood?" Alison asked herself in disbelief.

blep

"I love you, Mommy!"
"I shoulda' fuckin' swallowed."

bop

"Oh my God, the Cowboys are here." Mei said, as they fired towards Edgewood's tanks.
"It's a good thing they're not leading us into a trap." Jia's sister said.
"Wait for it..." Kiah said, looking through her binoculars.
"Eh, Captain.."
"Wait for it.."

Through the smoke created by the tanks, Edgewood were faced with Millenium's tanks facing towards them.

"Hit the brakes!"

They braked in just enough time to avoid the shot.

"RUN! Run, Goddammit!"

Meanwhile, Instru was watching the match from her tank.
"Hahaha....ah, where the hell am I?"

"What the hEYll is goin' on?" a cowboy said.

Kiah's voice was suddenly heard over the intercom.

"Oh! Hey there, you Kentucky-Fried-Cum Guzzlers! Since you're already too dim to brake, I'd figured I'd check out my own TEXAS RANGERS!" 

"You can go straight to hell! You're just being a whiny bitch cause your sister's better than you. Oh, boo-hoo. I can't live up to MY big sister!"

"Well at least my big sis is also my mom. How is life in Alabama?" Kiah replied.

"Hell, Becky you pray they don't get you before I do. Otherwise the gain train is gonna go all night straight to your face. TAKE OFF NOW, BITCH!" Jia yelled through the speaker.

"I-I'm so sorry!" Becky sobbed back.

Just then, Kiah spoke:

"I'm gonna make you a deal. You give up now and I'll let you overfed, inbred, illiterate pigs live."

"Look at that girl, she think' she's intimidatin'" Jia said jokingly.

"Well, if you say no.....I give you the Prez."

ANZU'S BACK!

"Finally, I'm STARVING!" Prez shouted.

"Damn, Kiah, that was hardcore!" Elesha exclaimed.

"Right, Alison?" 

However, Alison was too engaged in....something else.

"Alison?"

"Oh God, I'm so close."

************

"If that's how it gon' be...time to bring the freedom.."Jia declared.

"Alright, let's cap their flag tank and get the fuck outta Trailer Park Hell." Kiah stated.

Western-style music was playing faintly in the distance....

"Do you guys hear something?" Alison asked.

Edgewood tanks were slowly but surely approaching.

"Mngh. Mghfnfnghhhh." (No. I have tinnitus.) Sophia mumbled.

"I'm...not sure.." Elesha said, as she poked her head out the window.

The tanks were now in sight.

"Well, fuck me seven ways to Sunday!" Kiah said, exasperated.

"Okay!"

"Alison, now is not the time!"

Edgewood managed to hit the Freshmen's tank as the others drove off.

"How's that going, retards?"

"I can't feel my leg!"

"Why are my insides on the outside?!"

Then another Millenium tank was shot down.

"Mghmghhhhhfghhhhhhhm." (That's what they get for not driving German tanks.)

"Sophia, drive us up the hill! I think I can get a shot from there!" Alison requested.

"Wow, that's actually a good idea!"

"Glad I thought of it."

BOOM!

"Oh Christ, it's the Firefly. Talk about overcompensation, am I right?"

Fits of laughter followed.

Kiah sighed in content.

"Ah, we have fun here...NOW KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER!"

Alison aimed the final killing blow, but they were hit too.

Meanwhile, rock music was being played in the background.

Wh-why??

******

Millenium wins round 1!

Do you remember me?

I still exist!

******

"Well Goddaymn. You little china dolls actually know how to fight." Jia remarked.

"You smell like cigarettes and fried food."

"THEM'S FATTENIN' WORDS!"

A knife sound effect was then heard-

wait wtf

"Here we go..." Alison said.

One Epic brawl later...

"What the hell just happened?"

"Best after-fight fight EVER!"

"That shit was straight outta Compton."

"Prez ate a guy!"

"I ATE A GUY!" Prez bellowed in the distance, as the crackheads watched the Edgewood tanks drive off.

Sophia's phone (with a questionable ringtone, might I add) rang, and she pressed the answer button.

"Hello, is this..uh..Sophia...Ahmed?" the guy on the other end answered, pronouncing her name wrong.

"Uh, this is St. Yeezy's, your grandmother was admitted earlier today."

"Muh? Mghfgmmuh??" (What? Is she okay??)

"Um, I didn't catch that, can you repeat yourself?"

"Ngh. Mgh. Nfgh?" (Is. She. Okay?)

"Y-you're not- you're not speaking, you're mumbling.."

"Mghfmgmghghgmghhh!" (I am being perfectly clear right now!)

"Again, maybe....in English?"

"MMFGHHH-" (YOU USELESS-)

"Ma'am, Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to calm down."

Sophia pressed the hang up button.

"Mghfnhh, Mgghfhdfghh." (Fuck this, I'm swimming there.)

As Sophia proceeded to take her school shirt off, Alison rushed over.

"Woah! I don't know what's goin' on here but I'm helping!"

"Her Grandma's in the hospital, she has boneitis." A voice sounded behind them. The five turned to reveal Yvette, Kiah's older sister, and her closest dealer, Jade.

"Look kid, if you need a ride, I have a perfectly good private helicopter."

"Vait..vat-"

woosh

The sound of the helicopter whirring filled their ears.

"Pigeon, I'm comin' too!" Elesha exclaimed, jumping into the helicopter with Sophia.

The helicopter took off from the ground and ascended.

"That was really nice of your sister to let Sophia use her antiquated helicopter." Alison remarked.

"I know. It's a shame they're so prone to breakdowns and mishaps." Kiah replied.

"...You put a bomb on it, didn't you?"

"What?! Of course I didn't, are you insane? I just siphoned their gas a little..."

crash!

"Welp. They're dead."
HELLO ALL! I'M NOT DEAD!

...yet.

But all jokes aside, I am beyond sorry. It's been a hot minute with no updates coming out. I promised part 6 of Millenium out in September and now look where we are. *crickets*

I am working on it, and soon the Christmas special oooo!

Stay tuned!

Much love,

Bertha x

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