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the history of the creation of the history of creation:
i made this for a myhtology class xD
The history of the creation of the history of creation
In some place out in the middle of what is currently called the Sahara desert, lived a really young old man who had the beard to end all beards. It was there that the young old man realized he was bored, so he set out on a journey to find something to do, along the way he realized that he was alone and didn't even know where he came from so he assumed that the mystic glowing orb that hangs out over his house all the time had some answers to his questions so he went back home, weary from his bike ride he decided to take a nap on top of his couch so to remember to ask the orb questions. When he woke he asked the orb some questions but without answer, eventually he got frustrated of this orbs silence and walked over to a wall and made a small lever out of a few sticks stuck in his beard from the bike ride. Put it on the wall and turned the orb
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the history of the creation of the history of creation:

i made this for a myhtology class xD

The history of the creation of the history of creation
In some place out in the middle of what is currently called the Sahara desert, lived a really young old man who had the beard to end all beards. It was there that the young old man realized he was bored, so he set out on a journey to find something to do, along the way he realized that he was alone and didn't even know where he came from so he assumed that the mystic glowing orb that hangs out over his house all the time had some answers to his questions so he went back home, weary from his bike ride he decided to take a nap on top of his couch so to remember to ask the orb questions. When he woke he asked the orb some questions but without answer, eventually he got frustrated of this orbs silence and walked over to a wall and made a small lever out of a few sticks stuck in his beard from the bike ride. Put it on the wall and turned the orb off.
After a few moments he became lonely and turned the orb back on, now being more able to see his living space again he decided he had the power to do whatever he wanted if he desired, so he started naming things, at first he named the orb anoy, but then figured he should name it something more friendly because it shares sight with everyone it can see so he called it "juice" but he didn't know what the word meant because he hadn't made English yet.  So he kept making up names until he got bored and left it at "lyght" (later changed to light for sake of grammar Nazis). After which he decided he'll make his own story of how he was created and took the tree that was on his home to create a device to record (known today as a microphone), and started to create the story of how he started and after a while realized he was still all alone in his world and need some form of entertainment, so he created fish by taking the leaves of the random tree on his house and threw them into the water as fast as he could scaring them into life. But he got bored of their constant scared attitudes and they would always run from him, so he made animals by taking the bark from the random tree and punching it with his beard into various shapes till they came to life, but hitting the bark with his beard hurt the animals making them run away as well, so now he was still alone, and decided to try again. Finally he took the tree itself uprooted it and shaped it loving and caringly with a chainsaw (which he constructed from rocks)
(note: he also didn't care if the tree was gone it was starting to grow roots through his roof and there were many behind his house). Eventually he ended up with mutants that were weaker than him and almost closely related in his form but to him were nothing but grotesque so he made the world into a sphere by spreading the sand and water and nearly useless trees in a circle (he started to run low and gave up in some areas creating the grand canyon). Then he took the humans and put them on the opposite end of the newly made sphere. After time had gone by he felt sorry for ditching them there and went to check on them with his new pet which he called "gry-phon" when he saw that there were 2 different forms of his creation he had to name them "man" and "woman" then he realized that they are all different and needed to be individualized so he gave them different names as well, then he realized that he didn't have a name for himself. So he went home and contemplated for thousands of years till he found his true name. by then it was 1958 and man had expanded and increased in intelligence and good looks. When the man came out he now was called "chuck Norris" many did not believe at first that he was the creator of them and found him to be crazy since they had not seen him or heard of him before then, so he decided to take those who did believe and call them his, that is why wherever you go you hear of a joke of him or see him in a movie.
That is the history of the creation of the history of creation
It is not the full story for it would surely blow your mind all the amazing things he did before after and in between the things listed.

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befor i begin i would like to say hi to people looking at this :), but ik there are alot of languages so ima use google trasnlate to say hi in different languages :) so here we go

ahoj
ciao
こんにちは
hallo

Hola
:)

well lets see. i was born in florida raised in new york and live in wisconsin :).

the pic above is a pic of me and its technicallly my OC xD i call it "king no-one" :) i love seeing peoples drawings of it :D ill usually ask for a drawing of it xD but its appreciated if you draw it and send it to me :)

i am an artist (obviously) and a magician and abit of an actor, i like writing funny scripts for skits that me and my friends do :) so im also a writer xD in fact i have a few ideas for books and stuff.
i like to talk alot :P so if you get a message from me and its really lengthy "sorry" xD.

i bet you guys are wondering why my username is nailguy ;D well its because in my school i am infamous for a trick i do where i take a nail and stick t into my nose. i can also stick a paperclip in there and make it spin and also stick a straw in there (nt one of those big effn mcdonalds type straws) and drink :)

xD im weird(refer to above thing ^^^) and funny, both ina good way. thats all i really know about myself and all that im putting here for now :).

i am also engaged to a very amazing person named jessica :)

ALMOST FORGOT TO MENTION. i am straight edge :) ....dont know why but i wanted to put that here xD

heres afew quotes i find intresting

"dance for us, atrocious nothing"

"Sic Goriamus Allos Aubjectatos Nunc"-we gladly feast on those who would subdue us-

"rover was a good friend and pet, but ran in thunderstorms when wet"
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Hey everyone long time no post :P. So yea brief update lol.

I turned 21 like 2 weeks ago and I got a tattoo that day (picture of it included lol)

I work at a pallet company so I have very little free time xP other than that not much else atm lol
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Thanx for the +fav & keep up the good work! La la la la

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Hi, thanks a lot for the fav =)
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No problem keep up the good work
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Happy B-Day! :D :cake:
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Thanks man :D I got a tattoo for my birthday
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Aw cool, what does it look like? :squee:
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It's a banner that says straight edge :)
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Thanks man :D I got a tattoo for my birthday
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Thanks for the watch~! OwO
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Lol no problem :)
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