Aradia: Zer0 is a friend 0f ours...she usually does Errands for us... *a random PDA goes off*
Sollux: what wa2 that...?
Rick: *shrugs*beats me,sounded like a pager,or pda type thing going off....
*a PDA hits Sollux on the head, followed by a heavy thing falling near where Rick is standing*
???: ...aaaAAAAAAAAAHHH! *thud* oww...
*rick looks at the person in confusion*who r u? *he picks up the heavy object on the ground,and says*wat is this? *he then says 2 sollux*sollux,check out the pda
Karkat: HOLLY SHIT! IT’S EGGDERP!!
Sollux: Waiit... 2o thiii2 ii2 the John per2on you were talkiing two me about?
Rick: *he looks confused*eggderp?and who’s john?
Karkat: ONE OF OUR STUPID HUMAN FRIENDSS CALLED JOHN EGGBERT, I CALL HIM EGGDERP FOR LAUGHS.
Sollux: That’2 true
Rick: wait,how is ur human friend here?i mean i thought that lord english guys was only sending trolls...and y is there a human in a world with trolls? R there both humans and trolls in ur world,or?
*Matt snatches Rick away before things get too complex*
Matt: I-I think that would be enough for now...
Rick: enough of wat?i was just talkin 2 sollux and the others. Besides its dangerous 2 b away from tails,sonic,and the rest of the group,lets go back.however,b4 we do *shows hi the heavy object from b4*do u by chance know wat this is?
Matt: ummm.... *teleports himself and Rick away* that’s why we need to be away from them, because what you have there is harmful to them...
Rick:where did u teleport us 2?and harmful 2 wat,trolls,or hedgehogs? Or both? And wat is this item anyways,and how is it harmful?
Matt: to everyone, Rick, and where we are is a forest where that thing belongs. It is a Killing Device it acts as a mysterious blade.
Rick: *he nods*alrite then *he sets the stone down on the ground*alrite,lets go back 2 the others.we still need 2 figure out wat that pda is that was thrown at sollux earlier..maybe its a clue on where zero is,and/or wats goin on....
Zero: Or you COULD ask me since I was on my way to meet up with you guys again anyway...
Rick:i’m glad ur alrite,but if ur ok,i wonder wats on that pda that was thrown at sollux earlier
Zero: That PDA belongs to one of eight of our human friends. His name is John Eggbert. That is his dads’ PDA and he uses it for communication with his three friends.
Rick:so who threw it?and how did that person know john was even here?
Zero: No one threw it, it just fell onto Solluxs’ head, particularly his right pair of horns would’ve broken it had it fallen when Sollux was in Alternian form. And They know John from a game they were playing together before this happened.
Rick:*nods*alrite then. So,lets go back 2 the others,and let them know ur ok,and so we can teleport back 2 our own planet/universe,and maybe i can help the trolls and john go back 2 their home,as long as they tell me the name of their planet and where they live and all...