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Better Off Dead
It was a normal Tuesday that I woke up dead.  I could just tell when I opened my eyes that it was a different day.  The doctors always gave people the warning signs for when they would die, so that there would be no mistake.  A lack of warmth in your body, skin became pale, senses weakened and a distinct lack of breathing.
  
Rubbing the sand out of my eyes felt surreal.  Every joint popped and cracked on their journey, which was rare to me.  Naturally, I just figured it was a rough night's sleep and nothing more, but as I pushed the covers off of myself, I saw how white my body turned overnight.  Again, death wasn't the first thought to pop into my head, just that I needed to get out more, maybe take a day off work and go to the park.  
As I slowly creeped over to my bathroom, my body was still fighting me, making my apartment sound like a thunder storm.  By the time I got the por