-REQ- Swankman Jones

Here we have a rare moment for our erstwhile Hawaiian Shirt-wearing Hero of Arcadia, Charles S. Swanson the Second, also known by his nom de guerre of Fatman X. Jones. Why, he's preparing himself for a fancy dress ball. Snazzily dressed in his finest clothes, Fatman prepares for the night of a lifetime with his beautiful robot girlfriend.

Sadly, the night was later ruined by the appearance of several Neoshadow Heartless looking to squeeze in on the dance floor--and squeeze out a few hearts from passers-by in the process. I would be absolutely remiss to say that Fatman knocked one of the Neoshadows out of a thirtieth-story window, then proceeded to run down the side of the building with his Marionette life partner at his side, slashing through black beasties with his sword Absolute Truth while Cross dissected them with snuck-in straight razors.

(Artwork by Copic, Burning Brony of the Next Generation, found at , character by )