Closing Time

I have noticed over the last few months that the masses have become lazier, and lazier. We used to start picking up in business flow around 10am on Saturday mornings. Now we have worked out way down to 11:53, which is only 7 minutes away from closing. The result is what follows.

Customer1 arrives 12:01pm: "Sorry I know you are closing."
Me: "No it is fine." *inwardly a thought of murder*
Customer 2 arrives 12:05pm: "Sorry I know you are closing."
Me: "No it is fine." *turns off drive up speaker, queue rant* "If they are so fucking sorry then why are there here?"
Customers still working on deposit
Me: "That is it! I am going to find out where the hell you work and show up at three seconds till closing. Lets see how you like it!!!" *Turns on speaker* "Thank you have a nice day." *sweet smile*

And that is how I spend my Saturdays.
Cheers!!