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:iconmydoggycatmadi:MyDoggyCatMadi posted a status
Mission Double Accomplished:
lol don't even lie sweetie 
she didn't sell out. I simply asked if I could watch her.
dont blame her for your down fall.
and I don't hate any of you 
I just think your all cunts
i hate 707Fangirl 
i hate pedophiles
your like... 
way WAY down there on my hate list.
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:iconjoeybacala:
Joeybacala Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017
*Glass Joe's Title Fight plays in the distance*
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:iconmydoggycatmadi:
MyDoggyCatMadi Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017   Digital Artist
Oh ok 
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:iconjoeybacala:
Joeybacala Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017
[Glass Joe (Danny Sexbang):] Bonjour! Hello!
My name is Glass Joe
I'm ze toughest French boxer zat you're ever gonna know
I'll score a TKO then drink a fine Bordeaux
And flatten all my opponents like croissant dough
I fight next week for ze champion belt
Mr. Sandman is tough, and I might need a little help
So I hired Doc, he once trained an elf
Named Little Mac so now, I believe in myself!
[Doc (Egoraptor):] I'm Doc, hi!
This bitch is gonna die!
His overall record stands at 1 to 99
He's been hit in the head seventy-five too many times
Now he wants to fight Sandman?
Dear God, WHY?!
His head and his ass about to go through an estrangement
I think I'll start making all the funeral arrangements
I have to be responsible and tell him he can't win--
[Glass Joe:] Here's ten bucks!
[Doc:] Fuck it
Let the training begin!

[Glass Joe:] Whoa, whoa
I'll be the champion
I have the heart of a lion
[Doc:] That's really not gonna be enough
[Glass Joe:] I've got the skills
[Doc:] No, you don't
[Glass Joe:] I've got the power
[Doc:] Wrong again
[Glass Joe:] You'll never catch me
I am like the Eiffel Tower
[Doc:] That doesn't move!
[Glass Joe:] Whoa, whoa
I'll be the champion
I'm building an Arc of Triumph
[Doc:] That took, like, thirty years to build
[Glass Joe:] Got my beret
My eau de toilette
I'll break the Sandman like a stale baguette
No sweat!

[Doc:] Now it's four weeks later
And it's time for the fight
I'm sad I gotta watch a man die tonight
[Glass Joe:] Do not worry, Doc
Glass Joe is built to last!
[Doc:] You get winded when you open up the fridge too fast!
Your weight training diet's all wine and cheese
You've got the body of a man with an awful disease
Your arm muscles look like a deflated apple fritter
And your punching bag is filled with cotton candy and glitter
[Ding ding]
[Glass Joe:] Zere's the bell!
Zanks for your help, Doc!
[Doc:] Yeah, see you in Hell
[Glass Joe:] Zis is my moment
Vive la France
All of my training
Has led to this chance
I benched ten Q-Tips, I ran five feet
I did a half-pushup, victory will be sweet!
There's Mr. Sandman, here he comes!
But I believe in myself so I have already won!

Whoa, whoa
I'll be the Champion
I have the heart of
Oh! Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ahh!!
Whoa, whoa
I like candy corns
Please put them in my donuts
Ugh!
[Doc:] Yo, you beat the French out of him!
[Glass Joe:] I have my--
Ugh! Agh! Ough!
My favorite color is seven
Awgh!
No more peanuts for me, stewardess
Godzilla is my dad
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:iconmydoggycatmadi:
MyDoggyCatMadi Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017   Digital Artist
*o ok*
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:iconjoeybacala:
Joeybacala Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017
[Glass Joe (Danny Sexbang):] Bonjour! Hello!
My name is Glass Joe
I'm ze toughest French boxer zat you're ever gonna know
I'll score a TKO then drink a fine Bordeaux
And flatten all my opponents like croissant dough
I fight next week for ze champion belt
Mr. Sandman is tough, and I might need a little help
So I hired Doc, he once trained an elf
Named Little Mac so now, I believe in myself!
[Doc (Egoraptor):] I'm Doc, hi!
This bitch is gonna die!
His overall record stands at 1 to 99
He's been hit in the head seventy-five too many times
Now he wants to fight Sandman?
Dear God, WHY?!
His head and his ass about to go through an estrangement
I think I'll start making all the funeral arrangements
I have to be responsible and tell him he can't win--
[Glass Joe:] Here's ten bucks!
[Doc:] Fuck it
Let the training begin!

[Glass Joe:] Whoa, whoa
I'll be the champion
I have the heart of a lion
[Doc:] That's really not gonna be enough
[Glass Joe:] I've got the skills
[Doc:] No, you don't
[Glass Joe:] I've got the power
[Doc:] Wrong again
[Glass Joe:] You'll never catch me
I am like the Eiffel Tower
[Doc:] That doesn't move!
[Glass Joe:] Whoa, whoa
I'll be the champion
I'm building an Arc of Triumph
[Doc:] That took, like, thirty years to build
[Glass Joe:] Got my beret
My eau de toilette
I'll break the Sandman like a stale baguette
No sweat!

[Doc:] Now it's four weeks later
And it's time for the fight
I'm sad I gotta watch a man die tonight
[Glass Joe:] Do not worry, Doc
Glass Joe is built to last!
[Doc:] You get winded when you open up the fridge too fast!
Your weight training diet's all wine and cheese
You've got the body of a man with an awful disease
Your arm muscles look like a deflated apple fritter
And your punching bag is filled with cotton candy and glitter
[Ding ding]
[Glass Joe:] Zere's the bell!
Zanks for your help, Doc!
[Doc:] Yeah, see you in Hell
[Glass Joe:] Zis is my moment
Vive la France
All of my training
Has led to this chance
I benched ten Q-Tips, I ran five feet
I did a half-pushup, victory will be sweet!
There's Mr. Sandman, here he comes!
But I believe in myself so I have already won!

Whoa, whoa
I'll be the Champion
I have the heart of
Oh! Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ahh!!
Whoa, whoa
I like candy corns
Please put them in my donuts
Ugh!
[Doc:] Yo, you beat the French out of him!
[Glass Joe:] I have my--
Ugh! Agh! Ough!
My favorite color is seven
Awgh!
No more peanuts for me, stewardess
Godzilla is my dad
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:iconmydoggycatmadi:
MyDoggyCatMadi Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017   Digital Artist
*O OK*
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:iconjoeybacala:
Joeybacala Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017
[Glass Joe (Danny Sexbang):] Bonjour! Hello!
My name is Glass Joe
I'm ze toughest French boxer zat you're ever gonna know
I'll score a TKO then drink a fine Bordeaux
And flatten all my opponents like croissant dough
I fight next week for ze champion belt
Mr. Sandman is tough, and I might need a little help
So I hired Doc, he once trained an elf
Named Little Mac so now, I believe in myself!
[Doc (Egoraptor):] I'm Doc, hi!
This bitch is gonna die!
His overall record stands at 1 to 99
He's been hit in the head seventy-five too many times
Now he wants to fight Sandman?
Dear God, WHY?!
His head and his ass about to go through an estrangement
I think I'll start making all the funeral arrangements
I have to be responsible and tell him he can't win--
[Glass Joe:] Here's ten bucks!
[Doc:] Fuck it
Let the training begin!

[Glass Joe:] Whoa, whoa
I'll be the champion
I have the heart of a lion
[Doc:] That's really not gonna be enough
[Glass Joe:] I've got the skills
[Doc:] No, you don't
[Glass Joe:] I've got the power
[Doc:] Wrong again
[Glass Joe:] You'll never catch me
I am like the Eiffel Tower
[Doc:] That doesn't move!
[Glass Joe:] Whoa, whoa
I'll be the champion
I'm building an Arc of Triumph
[Doc:] That took, like, thirty years to build
[Glass Joe:] Got my beret
My eau de toilette
I'll break the Sandman like a stale baguette
No sweat!

[Doc:] Now it's four weeks later
And it's time for the fight
I'm sad I gotta watch a man die tonight
[Glass Joe:] Do not worry, Doc
Glass Joe is built to last!
[Doc:] You get winded when you open up the fridge too fast!
Your weight training diet's all wine and cheese
You've got the body of a man with an awful disease
Your arm muscles look like a deflated apple fritter
And your punching bag is filled with cotton candy and glitter
[Ding ding]
[Glass Joe:] Zere's the bell!
Zanks for your help, Doc!
[Doc:] Yeah, see you in Hell
[Glass Joe:] Zis is my moment
Vive la France
All of my training
Has led to this chance
I benched ten Q-Tips, I ran five feet
I did a half-pushup, victory will be sweet!
There's Mr. Sandman, here he comes!
But I believe in myself so I have already won!

Whoa, whoa
I'll be the Champion
I have the heart of
Oh! Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ahh!!
Whoa, whoa
I like candy corns
Please put them in my donuts
Ugh!
[Doc:] Yo, you beat the French out of him!
[Glass Joe:] I have my--
Ugh! Agh! Ough!
My favorite color is seven
Awgh!
No more peanuts for me, stewardess
Godzilla is my dad
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:iconduckanimation:
DuckAnimation Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
D-did she just say that we're faggots-maggots??????????????????????????
what?
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:iconliefgirl29:
Liefgirl29 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Like, OMG, she's like SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO A-NOYING! LIKE! You don't even underSTAND! 



That's what she sounds like to me... 
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:iconmydoggycatmadi:
MyDoggyCatMadi Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017   Digital Artist
And it doesn't help she's black mailing her friend
-_- it's just a hole fucked up situation 
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:iconnightingalerose-chan:
NightingaleRose-Chan Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Wait, she's actually blackmailing her friend?!
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:iconmydoggycatmadi:
MyDoggyCatMadi Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017   Digital Artist
Maybe I'm kinda still skeptical about the situation. But it seems that way. I'm gonna try to be a good person and help her out. But yeah Skasine has her phone number and shit.
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:iconnightingalerose-chan:
NightingaleRose-Chan Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Wow, if so: she's going way too far!
I can't believe her
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:iconmydoggycatmadi:
MyDoggyCatMadi Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017   Digital Artist
Exactly 
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:iconliefgirl29:
Liefgirl29 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Uh huh. It really doesnt. 
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:iconmydoggycatmadi:
MyDoggyCatMadi Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017   Digital Artist
ITS SO F U C K E D
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:iconliefgirl29:
Liefgirl29 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Mhm
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:iconxxcreepyhoodxx:
XxcreepyhoodxX Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Professional Traditional Artist
This alone pisses me off
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:iconmydoggycatmadi:
MyDoggyCatMadi Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017   Digital Artist
She is literally black mailing this poor girl :/
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:iconxxcreepyhoodxx:
XxcreepyhoodxX Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh God.
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:iconnervousvulture:
NervousVulture Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
She's acting like she's so much better than people
That irritates me to an extent
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:iconthylacoleocarnifex:
ThylacoleoCarnifex Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Professional Traditional Artist
It's a trolling account, what do you expect? That's the whole point. It's not legit. And I suspect this is just some unfunny white dude pretending to be a tsundere anime girl. So original.
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:icondeicifer:
Deicifer Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Student General Artist
Ever since I met her she had an a Monarch-like attitude. Like, Queen Antoinette.
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:iconnervousvulture:
NervousVulture Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
That attitude will bite her in the ass one day
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:icondeicifer:
Deicifer Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Student General Artist
I hope
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:icontrickythesylveon:
TrickyTheSylveon Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
Same. She even tried "roasting" me. I was like, "Dude, where the fuck's the roast?"
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:iconmydoggycatmadi:
MyDoggyCatMadi Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017   Digital Artist
Same but I'm still not as mad as I could be
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:iconnervousvulture:
NervousVulture Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
It's hard to make me angry
And even if I am I don't show it
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