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Halo: Reach - Fails of the Weak

There are currently 31 episodes, and a new one comes out every Friday. The first episode can be seen below:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSdH--…
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For those of you who like my characters and want to see more of them, I'd like your opinion. What would you like to see one of them wearing? I just felt like expanding their wardrobe a little, but I would like your help with it.
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I just suddenly got the urge to draw one of my characters in quicksand. I'd already have it out right now, except for one thing. I can;t decide who toss into the quicksand. So I'll leave it up to you guys: who should I sink?

(You can vote as many times as you want to.)

Tasha: www.furaffinity.net/view/51966…
Scarlett: www.furaffinity.net/view/51955…
Clarisse: www.furaffinity.net/view/48914…
Taurin: www.furaffinity.net/view/47392…
Reuben: www.furaffinity.net/view/47392…
Randolph: www.furaffinity.net/view/47392…
Pritchard: www.furaffinity.net/view/47391…
Maverick: www.furaffinity.net/view/47391…
Jewel: www.furaffinity.net/view/47391…
Armando: www.furaffinity.net/view/47391…
Lexie: www.furaffinity.net/view/55116…
Heather: www.furaffinity.net/view/54971…
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Okay, I'm putting together a standup comedy routine, and there's this joke I came up with that I personally think is hilarious, but I'd like your opinion on it. Okay, here goes...

Okay, show of hands. How many of you have ever fallen victim to the age-old prank that is the fake lottery ticket? Wanna know how to make it blow up in their faces? Try this.

This prank will work under three conditions. First, you have to be one heck of an actor. Second, both you and the person who pranked you have to have VideoChat (Okay, maybe that's not mandatory, but VideoChat will most definitely come in handy if you wanna see their reaction). But most importantly, the fake lottery ticket that they pranked you with has to have been sent to you through the mail, and not in person. Why through the mail? Because a practical joke will never work if your intended victim is WATCHING you set it up!

"What'cha doing?"

"Uhhh, nothing, nothing. But do me a favor, won't you? Come back in about fifteen minutes and stand in that location over there."

"Why?"

"Oh, no reason."

Okay, here's what you do. Once you read the ticket and see that it's fake, wait a couple days and then invite the prankster to a video chat session. Here's where the good acting kicks in. By now you know that the ticket's fake, and that there's no money in it. But they don't know that you know that (wink wink). So, once VideoChat is up, start getting all excited. Start hyperventilating if you have to. Tell your prankster in a hyped voice: "Oh my God, oh my God! That ticket you sent me, it WON! I'm a MILLIONAIRE!!!" And then, without missing a beat, you say: "And if you think that's something, just wait until you see the house I bought with it!" The look on their faces will be PRICELESS! You see, their only intent was to play a harmless little prank on you, but you just turned it around and made them think that they just put you $400,000 in the hole! If that doesn't drain the color from their faces, nothing will!

Now, if they send you a check, don't take it. That's stealing. Instead, send it back with a note attached saying: "APRIL FOOLS, YOU BASTARDS!"

So, Tell me what you think! ^_^
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Why do we sleep in church,
But stay awake through a Harry Potter movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Vibe?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?


80 % of you won't repost this.

Then Jesus said "If you deny me in front of your friends, I deny you in front of my father."


Tonight, when I go to bed, I will pray for each and everyone one of you...because I care, deep down to my scarred heart. God bless you all! :heart: :pray:

And Happy Valentine's Day to all :rose:
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-Work out more
-Get a job
-Explore volunteering opportunities
-Eat healthier
...-Spend more time with school
-Try to get out of the basement every now and then, schedule outings with friends
-Practice my standup and start booking performances
-Spend more time with girlfriend
-Enlist in the Army by December 25, 2011 (I promised myself that 2010 would be my last Christmas as a civilian)
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Reflections on 2010:
-Spring Break in the Grand Canyon
-Summer trip to Europe (Paris, Munich, and Rome)
-Meeting such great professors in all three school semesters, and coming out with *mostly* good grades
-Seeing Jeff Dunham perform LIVE in Moline

Resolutions for 2011:
-Get a job
-Spend more time with school
-Work out more
-Have that Army enlistment form signed and handed into the recruiter by December 31, 2011
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I've recently come into some money problems (I won't go into details), but it is with a heavy heart that, as a result, I must cancel my free request offer, effective immediately. However, commissions are still open (prices to be negotiated later), and I will try not to rush any projects given by my customers, unless of course they give a deadline.
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This is it!!! MY LAST CHRISTMAS AS A CIVILIAN! You heard me right, fellow furries; I am signing that Army enlistment form in Fall of 2011! Here have some carols:

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Feeling the Christmas spirit yet?
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There are five rules I want to have followed when making a request:

1. Must be an anthro character. I don't draw humans that well.

2. I will need a visual reference to the character you want me to draw.

3. The character must be YOURS! I do not need to be getting reported by some artist I don't even know for using their character without their permission.

4. Before I can begin fulfilling your request, I'll need to know the specifics about what you want, for maximum satisfaction. This will include, but will not be limited to, costume, situation, pose, and facial expressions.
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Just so you know, I do requests for FREE! As long as we're clear on two things:

1. I'm not that great an artist, and I'm buried under schoolwork right now, so expect to have to wait a little while.

2. I do not do mature content. No exceptions.
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I would ask this question in a poll, but since I don't have a premium membership, I can't do that. That said, I was planning on drawing a picture for Halloween (which might come in a little late, by the way, I apologize), and I wanted to ask: which of my charaters would you like to see in it? And what costume do want him/her to be wearing?

Taurin fav.me/d2mdvva
Randolph fav.me/d2mdw8l
Jewel fav.me/d2m7nea
Pritchard fav.me/d2mdwq4
Armando fav.me/d2t4xqx
Clarisse fav.me/d2tsl85
Reuben fav.me/d2tslu1
Maverick fav.me/d2mdx49
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The game speaks for itself, really. You tell three facts about yourself, two of which are true and one is a lie. Everyone else has to guess which one. I'll start...

1. I once ate a whole pizza in ten minutes.
2. I am Boy Scout Troop 89's 100th Eagle Scout.
3. I went to see Terminator Salvation in theaters, and fell asleep halfway through.

Once you guess, it's your turn.
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The DA background just turned purple! This is random!
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♥ To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"...
♥ To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"...
♥ To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her...
♥ To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down...
♥ To every guy who has given her flowers just because that's how he rolls...
♥ To every guy that said he would die for her...
♥ To every guy that really would...
♥ To every guy that did what she wanted to die for...
♥ To every guy that cried in front of her...
♥ To every guy that she cried in front of...
♥ To every guy that holds hands with her.
♥ To every guy that kisses her with meaning..
♥ To every guy that hugs her when she's sad...
♥ To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all...
♥ To every guy who would give their jacket up for her...
♥ To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe...
♥ To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes...
♥ To every guy that would give his seat up...
♥ To every guy that just wants to cuddle...
♥ To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what...
♥ To every guy who told his secrets to her...
♥ To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath...
♥ To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one...
♥ To every guy that believed in her dreams...
♥ To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them...
♥ To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams...
♥ To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door...
♥ To every guy that gave his heart...
♥ To every guy who prays that she is happy even if he's not with her...
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Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore. And because of this, there are not many left out there. I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this because they care more about their image.

- If you are a nice guy, repost this in your journal with the title: "Nice guys STILL finish last";

- If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way, repost this in your journal with the title: "To Every Guy".
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Comment and I'll...

1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your dA page.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what cartoon character you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about your OC.
7. Give you a weird nickname.
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
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I'm sorry, I know you wanted a private note, but since I got blocked there was just no other way to get this message out.

In any case, I get the message. You don't want me to ever leave another comment again. Listen, I remember you telling me once that you thought I was a pretty nice person. I just want to let you know that your first impression of me was right on the money, but if you think I'm starting to bother you, or you're just sick of hearing from me in general, I understand. I'll never uninstall myself from DeviantART, but I will most certainly leave you alone from now on. I guess this is goodbye, then.
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Well, this is a pleasant "welcome home from Europe" present! My 1,000th pageview! I'll get started on new artwork tonight!
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I'm getting insult after insult on my forum! How do I delete it?