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The Unicorn's Anatomy.
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Published: February 1, 2009
Remember - should a unicorn get close enough to touch you with it's pingers then you are most likely dead.

In the unlikely circumstance you live in spite of the odds, thrust several fingers into the gonophore sphincter, wherein two or more eggs are likely to be exiting during its excitable state. This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct.
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Kilala-Rossi-Paris's avatar
?...I wonder what color the skin on the ____ would be ?
and then should the ____ be rainbow and how would It taste ?
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niwanda99's avatar
I think I just peed myself.
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evillion21's avatar
evillion21|Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thorax is what made me laugh..
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PonsonbyBritt's avatar
There is a small but vital typo in your last line. It should read:

"This should agitate the unicorn enough momentarily allowing you to escape, by being impaled on the wildly flailing bile duct." O:)
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Rodrigo-Vega|Professional General Artist
.. what
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DRAKERE's avatar
oh, i love this, it is brilliant :P
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AmnioticOef's avatar
This is hilarious, for some reason the understated "crest" is what cracked me up the most :D .
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lovelifelight|Student General Artist
..why is there a hand sticking out of its butt?

also, i am taking your finger-thrusting advice seriously. better work when i encounter one!
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SarahDaktyl|Hobbyist General Artist
good lord i will never look at unicorns the same.
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milo2's avatar
why does 'pinger' make me laugh SO HARD. 8D
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caramitten's avatar
caramitten| Traditional Artist
Truly fascinating beasts. *adjusts monocle*
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Lycan-fennex|Student General Artist
hehe.....awesome. I never knew how vile these creatures are...... must stay away from them....
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crceres's avatar
Oh my. What a revelation.
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kutyus-REX's avatar
kutyus-REX|Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I always knew there was something sinister behind all those fluffy white manes and big glistening eyes.....
Uhg. They're revolting.
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H2Omellon's avatar
Awesome...hahaha:D LMAO
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Paimonerra's avatar
God damn, people should make a public service announcement about these things! They're dangerous!! :0
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commander-salamander|Hobbyist General Artist
What about it's hoogers? Are they any more dangerous than the pingers?
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DaveVIII's avatar
I have been writting about remotly sensing moisture content of soils from satellite mounted devices for 8 hours for a presentation I have to give tomoro. Quite frankly this is hilarious. this may have prevented me offing myself with a blunt object to avoid the next 60 years of my life as an environmental scientist. Superb!!!!
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kutyus-REX|Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol. Maybe I'll feel the same way once I get to college and start studying biology.
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Inukage-Okami|Hobbyist Digital Artist
Epic freaking win dammit!!!
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Mesenquima's avatar
Hence, we can see that unicorns aren't very different than us...
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felflowne's avatar
Man, I'm seeing them in a whole new light! O.o Brilliant and original work!
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