This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The bottom has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get Core Membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get Core Membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
"I'd trip over a ladybug if I wasn't careful." "Friendship = arguing about the Lion King." "Her tits are like pepperonis." "I just sat in a poot and floated." "FUCKING LOOK AT THOSE POTATOES." "For the kiddies porn and beans." "I paid 7 dollars for a fucking ONE google" "I didn't even color your nipples. What kind of friend am I?" "One, two, five, six" " 'How bad is my crunching?' ..No." "You knocked my noodle." "Cows. *points to pile of lizards *" "Fudge? Chocolate? Want a bite?" "Stop mutilating Shrek!" "I wanna make you a hobo dinner of salmon and vaggies." "What was that guy's name from Pocahontas? John something? 'John CENA?'" "Their sauce tasted like a one dollar pizza sauce. But it was in the discount section, for, like, 25 cents because it expired two years ago." "Can you link me to that new episode of Chicken Little?" "COUGH HACK HACK OOOOOIUHLZ.. COUGH HACK HACK" "qcomebird" " *Puts ice in water* NO! You're gonna.. water it..... down.." "I found the gay touching or something last night." "I DON'T WANNA PAY RENT TO A SHOE!!" "MY SCREEN IS FUCKED WITH MY GLOBE SON" "i love it when link retches... in my mouth" "Angry sauce and halepenis" "this fucking rip off pOPTART TASTES LIKE SHIT.. MORE LIKE POPSHART" "Also there's a Mike hats unexpected comercial on" "i found an actual fitted bedshit" "a big dent in the donger" "regular from the can that's it pasta sauce" "my buttholes really hurt. my only butthole. i have one butthole." "what if jontron was a furry?" "newton's cradle is a hoax" "Now you need a fetish bed haiku." "Claps anus" "Ohhh avocado?!" " 'What's your durability?' SEVEN AND A HALF." "POOPOO FUCKIN' BJ DOT COM" "blink yes for twice" "water stops the bath" "TOOTHPASTE IN MY EYE..." "I want Ronald McDonald to have SEX with me!" "Salt, it brings out the flavor of the Lord" "Mini! Mini!!" "Don't look at me with those eyes while you're touching me with yourself.." "*sobbing* My mother was a raddish!!" "'Well maybe if she stopped hanging out with that apple, she'd STILL BE ALIVE. They keep the doctors away.'"
"hey so his eyes are they not a circle like it have like its just a triagle" -mangojax