MAY INCLUDE BEN SHAPIRO
This looks fun so I guess why not ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[x] Gotten detention.
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away
[ ] Gotten in school suspension
[x] Got sent to the principal's office. (He didn't go blind though I don't see anything wrong about it what the frick Mr. Principal?
[x] Chewed gum during class. (It's not stated in the law that students aren't allowed to chew gum though
[x] Gotten more than 8 tardies.
[x] Didn't do homework over 3 times.
[ ] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] Missed school cause you felt like it. (Oh yes the good ol' time (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
[x] Talked too much and got kicked out of class (I still don't get it though. If the teachers don't want students to talk when they're teaching, then why are they teaching when we are talking?
[x] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[ ] Text people during class. (We weren't allowed to bring phones to high school so we snuck in sometimes
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.4/5
[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm. (My friend did it instead. Got class off though so that's a yay
[x] MySpace, Facebook, etc. on the computer at school. (FB sucks now mleh
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod/CD player/Mp3 during class.4/5
[x] Threw something at the teacher. (I mean, paper plane doesn't kill
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission. (Isn't it normal?
[ ] Broke the dress code. (We wore stupid uniforms every day
[x] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class. 4/5
[x] Gotten a call home
[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly (More like I had a weekend class to attend to
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school (I forgot my backpack once
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[ ] Stuck your middle finger at a teacher.2/5
[x] Slept in class. (Teacher said it was okay
[x] Cursed at a teacher (Not like over the top swearing though. I restricted myself from saying swear word
[x] Copied homework (Division was hard back then
[x] Felt hungry during class and left to eat
[x] Got into so many fights.5/5
Times your total by 3
Repost as "I screwed up --% of my 12 years of education.
78% of my 12 years wasted?
I'd say that's pretty epic
Speaking of epic...
I Attempted to Take Down Ben Shapiro
The other day I attempted to take down Ben Shapiro by digging up offensive Tweets. Hours upon hours I scrolled, looking through libtard destruction through the years in hopes of finding something to destroy the smug bucko. Finally, I found something. Half chubbed, I chortled, "finally! A weapon to defeat Daddy Shapiro! I'll go call the DNC!"
Suddenly I hear a rumbling sound in the distance. As it starts growing louder I knew I was in for a fight. Suddenly, my door flies open so fast it disappears, presumably with all the other libtards who have been destroyed. He's here. Stepping through the door, Chad energy radiating from him, is Ben Shapiro. "So, you dare challenge me libtard?" Ben asked with a smirk. I stayed silent, simply allowing my chub to grow to 75%. "Well you're in for a fight." He said as he conjured up a 5 foot long gavel out of thin air.
I wasted no time, rushing straight for him, but Shapiro was prepared and blocked me. "You're a quick one aren't you?" He chuckled, before bashing me with his gavel. As 82 genders were knocked out of me, I fell to the floor and saw him standing above, laughing. "And here I thought you'd put up a good fight. Shameful."
I wasn't out yet; I still had tricks up my sleeve. I ran to my computer and searched for Tumblr. My ace in the hole. As I began reading off blogs shaming straight white men, I could see him weakening. Lucky for me my alpha powers allowed me to be unaffected. Knowing he was weak, I searched for DeviantArt. He knew my plan. As I searched up gay furry fanfic he closed his eyes and approached me before shouting facts and logic into my ears.
I fell out of my chair and recoiled. Something had taken over me. The facts and logic were too much. He had defeated me. Looking over me with his gavel, he destroyed the computer and said, "heh, another libtard destroyed." He then swung his gavel down, popping my liberalness like a balloon filled with spaghetti and meatballs. And at that moment, I vowed my revenge towards Ben. Although he was gone, I still heard his voice in my head, saying "okay this is epic."