I moved the spider from the kitchen sink.
I did it without hesitation.
Had anyone been there to see,
They would have marvelled at the presentation.
I never worry about the thought of death.
If someone is in trouble I leap in head first.
Most people would call it bravery,
But I'm a coward at heart, and a hero in bursts.
You see, my sweet, it would come to light
Awfully quickly if you could see inside my mind,
That I am afraid of not the regular fright;
Rather that of metaphysical kind.