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I apologize for my absence! I've been dealing with some personal bullshit and some people of bullshit recently. But hopefully I'll be on more often now! 
Also, can I have some feedback in my last poem entitled "numbers"? I'm not sure if I like it or hate it... Critiques please?
Hello watchers!  Most of you know that I have started a poetry-centered group called NewPoetry , but for those of you that didn't know, now you do!  Please check it out; many poems by myself and by other members of the group have been added to the group.  Please join/watch, and start submitting poetry!
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Hey guys!  Jordan here.  Recently, I've lost quite a few watchers, and I haven't really been getting the publicity that I have in the past...  Is there any particular reason?  Critiques/requests, please!
Should be posting in a few minutes!  That is all.
Hey, guys!  I haven't been posting a lot recently, and what I have posted has been mostly writing instead of pictures...  Thoughts?  Should I post more pictures, or are people enjoying the writing?
Hey guys!  Merry Christmas and happy New Year!!!!!  I recently made a YouTube account for a school project, and was wonderig if you could help me out?  I need as many views and subscribers as possible.  This is the link:… .  If you have a chance, pretty please at least take a look at my videos!!  Thank you so much!
  • Listening to: Sweater Weather
  • Drinking: Cheerwine
Yeah, so I promised I would post more a few months ago, but my account has been really inactive for a while.  I'm sorry!  I've been really busy.  But I already posted a poem today, and I plan on posting more poems and pictures.  Any requests?  Sorry I haven't been on!  I'll make a legitimate effort this time to get on here :)
Hey, guys...  I am really sorry that I haven't really been on at all this summer!!!  I have quite a few pictures to post, though, so I'll get on that as soon as possible.  I promise that I will get on here more often when school starts, though, because I have to procrastinate somehow!  :)
Hey, I didn't drop off the face of the Earth!  I live :) I had to delete my account because of issues I was having with my dad.  I kind of got kicked out of the house last weekend, and stuff was confusing.  But, now I'm back!  :)
Hi!  Sorry I haven't been posting much.  I've been kind of moody recently, and haven't had much time to post anything.  We've had exams all this week, too, so I studied a lot.  Tomorrow is the last day, and I'm probably not going back to school (my dad wants me to do virtual school), so tomorrow is going to be a sad day.  Waterproof mascara! :)
That's really all I had to write.  I'm not a very interesting person today.  Sorry!  I'm pretty bored, though, so if anyone wants to talk to me, comment or send me a note!  I won't bite that much :)
Be HONEST no matter what.

1. What is your natural hair color?

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
In my office at my step mother's work

3. What's your middle name?

4. Your current relationship status?
Happily in a relationship :)

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Obviously, since we're dating =P

6. What is your current mood?

7. What's the color of your underwear?
white with orange, red, pink, yellow, and purple stripes :D Exciting!

8. What is one thing that makes you happy?

9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
My sister

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
My relationships from a few years ago

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?

12. Ever had a near death experience?
I've died twice in my life.  literally.  I've been resuscitated.

13. Something you do a lot?

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
I don't remember, and I don't feel like checking XD Sorry!  Comment if you want credit :)

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Catherine Zeta-Jones and TI.  Fucking awesome.

17. When was the last time you cried?

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
The ability to change the past

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

22. What's your biggest secret?
I have issues that will one day lead me away from DA...  'tis all I will say.

23. What's your favorite color?

24. When was the last time you lied?

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Damn straight I do, and I'm proud of it.  Toy Story all the way.

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?

28. What's your favorite smell?
Warm vanilla sugar perfume from bath and body works :)

29. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?

30. When was the last time you gave/received a hug
About ten minutes ago

31. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Indeed I have

32. What are you thinking about right now?
The studying that I should be doing for final exams

33. What should you be doing?
Studying for final exams

34. What was the last thing that made you upset?
My father was slightly rude to my brother and sister...  pissed me the hell off.

35. Do you like working in the yard?

36. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Bailey.  That's my original last name.

37. Name 5 things in your closet:
1. My clothes
2. My backpack
3. My notebooks
4. Blankets
5. Old lamps

38. Do you act different around your crush?
Ish.  I don't know.  Maybe.

39. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Not sure...  A couple years ago?

40. How many times do you take a shower a week?

41. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
YES.  LIKE, TEN TIMES A DAY.  I have a clean teeth obsession XD

42. Have you ever said something stupid infront of your crush?

43. Have you ever watched a hockey game?

44. Do you lie about your age?
No.  People think I do, because I don't look like I'm sixteen years old, but I am :)

45. Ever been jealous about something stupid?

46. Do you pick your nose?

47. What's the one food you hate?
Mint.  I'm allergic to it.

48. What's the one junk food you can't live without?

49. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
6.  My father told me.  My mother was so mad.

50. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside it the napkin?
I'm sure I have

51. Describe your favorite underwear you have?
Black with pink and teal polka dots :)

52. Did you lie in any of these questions?
Nope!  I'm an open book :)
Hi!  Sorry to post two journals so quickly, but I wanted to give a huge shoutout to two very nice deviants who gave me a premium membership!  Thank you :icondigitaldistress: and :icontacohillman: for my membership!  Tell me if there's anything I can do for either of you! :)
Hey, guys!  Since I don't have a premium membership (:(), I can't make an actual pool on my account...  HOWEVER, I can make a poll on here!  I'd like to know what everyone wants to see more of.  So, could everyone pretty please comment on this journal telling me which one of my deviations is your favorite?  Or, you could tell me your favorite type of deviation on my page.  Either way works.  Thanks, everyone! :)
What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:

~What do you think about my~
● Personality:
● Eyes:
● Hair:
● Family:
● Smile:

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
● Keep a secret if i told you one?
● Hold my hand?
● Study with me?
● Cook for me?
● Love me?
● Date me?
● Have sex with me?

~Have you ever ~
● Lied to make me feel better?
● Wanted to kiss me?
● Wanted to kill me?
● Broke my heart?
● Thought I was unbearably annoying?
● Hated me?
● Wanted to tell me something but didn't?
● Wondered about my sanity?
● Wanted to do something to me?

~More ~
● When and how did we meet?
● Describe me in three words.
● What was your first impression of me?
● What do you think of me now?
● What reminds you of me?
● Could you see us together forever?
● When's the last time you saw me?
Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
Take the test here!…

Wow, I feel crazy
Hey!  Sorry I haven't been to active the past few days.  I've been BUSY!  But, I have a lot to write about now that most of the busy stuff is over! :)
So, for those of you who read about my great aunt who has been in the hospital, she is doing a lot better.  She's actually been walking!  They might send her home soon.  They don't know if she'll be okay for very long, but at least she doesn't have to spend her time in the hospital.  
My cousin Kelly who has cancer is doing about the same.  I haven't really heard anything new about her.  Her daughter graduated from college a few days ago.  She's going back for a second degree.  Congrats, Courtney!!!
I do have some bad news, though :/ I might be doing virtual school after this year.  Stuff has been going on with me health-wise, and the doctors think I'm going to be spending a lot of time in the hospital soon, so they think it's best if I don't have to worry about attendance and school and being in the IB program and whatnot.  I wish I could just spend my time like a normal person, you know? :/ Needless to say, I'm not too happy about this.  I don't like FLVS (Florida Virtual School), and I am going to miss a lot of people.  
Enough sad stuff.  I'm about to go to the DMV to get my permit.  I am absolutely terrified.  Everyone better stay off the roads =P!  I probably won't be driving for a while, but it's still kind of scary that I'll be able to after today.
I went to see the musical American Idiot with Calvin on Sunday at the Straz Center in Tampa.  It was really good!  We were in the third row, and it was LOUD.  Calvin temporarily lost some hearing out of one ear.  But, like I said, it was a good show :) I highly recommend it for those of you who can handle the volume!
Last night, we had our Spring Concert at school.  I played with two bands- Concert Band and Symphonic Band.  Concert Band is pretty terrible, but Symphonic Band is really good.  Things went well :) I was the only flute in Concert Band (that's why my band director wanted me in the Concert Band), and I was one of four flutes in the Symphonic Band.  It was fun :)
Tonight, Calvin and I are going to see his sister sing at an awards ceremony.  We're pretty sure she's going to win something at the ceremony, so it should be fun :) Good luck, Paige!
Well, I think that's it for my news, and I need to go to the DMV *shakes with terror*.  Keep watching me for new posts and deviations and such!  Bye :)…
I'll answer any of these if you want to x3 just say which one you want me to answer, but give me the full sentence, and not just the number, ok c: ?

1: Full name
2: Age
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get "good morning" or "good night " texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can't stand, who's taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What's my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What's the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I've read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan's last name is?
77: What's a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I'm really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasise about
155: Any question you'd like?
Your real name: Jordan
Age: 16
Height: 5'3.5" (Yes, I have to have that half an inch in there XD)
Natural hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: They change color, but they're usually blue or gray.
Skin color: Tan
Glasses/contacts?: I need glasses, but...
Piercings: I have pierced ears
Tattoos: No
Braces: Already had them
Mannerisms: I don't know...  I'm really clumsy, so I fall a lot.  And I have no filter over my speech, so I generally say whatever comes to my mind...  In way, that's a good thing, but...

Colour: Orange
Band: Wow, that's really hard...  umm...  I really like Matchbox Twenty, since I know them.
Video game: I don't play video games :/
Movie: RENT
Book: I don't know...  Maybe The Summer I Turned Pretty by Jenny Han?  Or Twenty Boy Summer?  Or Lock and Key by Sarah Dessen?
Food: Either chorizo or mac n' cheese
Game on a cell phone: Temple Run
CD: North by Matchbox Twenty
Flower: Orchids
Scent: Warm Vanilla Sugar
Animal: Horses
Comic book: I don't read them
Cereal: Life
Website: DA! :D
Cartoon: Tom and Jerry

Play an instrument?: Yes
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: No
Like to sing?: Yessssssssssss
Have a job?: Yes
Have a cell phone?: Yes
Like to play sports?: Yes
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes
Have a crush on someone?: Well, I have a boyfriend...
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: No
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Yes
Have any special talents/skills?: I'm a contortionist! :)
Exercise daily?: Yes
Like school?: Eh.  It depends.

Sing the alphabet backwards?: NO.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Yes
Speak any other languages?: Yes
Go a day without food?: Yes
Remember your dreams: Yes, and I die in all of them.
Read music, not just tabs?: Yes
Roll your tongue?: Yes
Eat a whole pizza?: I don't know XD

Won something in the lottery?: No
Snuck out of the house?: Yes
Lied to get out of trouble?: Yes
Had a computer crash?: Yes
Gotten lost in your city?: Yes
Seen a shooting star?: No
Been to any other countries?: Yes
Had a serious surgery?: Yes
Stolen something important to someone else?: I don't think so
Solved a rubiks cube?: No -.-
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Yes
Cried over a girl?: Yes
Cried over a boy?: Yes
Kissed a random stranger?: No
Hugged a random stranger?: No
Been in a fist fight?: No
Been arrested?: No
Done drugs?: No
Had alcohol?: No
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Yes
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: YES
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Yes
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: No
Swore at your parents?: Yes
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: YES.  IT IS SO MUCH FUN.
Been to a casino?: No
Ran over an animal and killed it?: Well, I was in the car with someone who did that.  i don't drive.
Broken a bone?: 28, in fact.
Gotten stitches?: Yes
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Yes
Made homemade muffins?: Yes
Bitten someone?: Yes
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: Yes, I live about an hour away XD
Burped in someone's face?: No

Brushed your teeth: About five minutes ago
Cried: About twenty minutes ago
Went to the bathroom: About five minutes ago
Saw a movie in a theatre: Wow, that was a while ago...  umm...  I seriously think the last think I saw was Toy Story 3 XD
Read a book: About 2 hours ago
Had a snow day: It doesn't snow here...
Had a party: Last September XD
Went to a doctor: December 27, 2012 :D
Tripped in front of someone: An hour ago
Went to the grocery store: This past Sunday
Got sick: About two weeks ago
Got cursed: Today
Called someone: Two days ago

Fruit/vegetables: Fruit
Black/white: Black
Lights on/lights off: Off
TV/movie: Movie
Body spray/lotion: Body spray
Cash/cheque: Cash
Pillows/blankets: Pillows
Headache/stomach ache: Stomach ache
Paint/charcoal: Charcoal
Chinese food/Mexican food: Mexican food
Summer/winter: Summer
Snow/rain: Snow (but I've only seen it once!!!)
Fog/misty: Fog
Rock/rap: Rock!
Meat/vegetarian: Meat
Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate
Sprinkles/icing: Icing
Cake/pie: Cake
Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries
Ocean/swimming pool: Swimming
Cookies/muffins: Cookies
Wallet/pocket: Pocket
Window/door: Door
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Chaplin
Pink/purple: Purple
Cat/dog: Cat
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Short sleeve
Pants/shorts: Shorts
Winter break/spring break: Winter
Spring/autumn: Autumn
Clouds/clear sky: Clear sky
Moon/mars: Moon
Questions/Answers: Answers
War/Peace: Peace

Do you believe in love?: Yes
What's the most important kind of love for you?: Family (Sorry, Calvin <3)
Have you ever been in love?: Yes
Been close to love?: Yes
If you have, with who?: Boyfriends and junk
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: Yes
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: Yes
Are you in a relationship?: Yes
If so, for how long?: only 3 months
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: Yes
What is your idea of the best date?: Going to the beach and watching the sunset :)
What was your first kiss like?: Wet.  And awkward.
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: Well, technically, I was in 1st grade XD But, really, the first one I count was when I was 13.
Do you think love is worth nothing?: NO
Best experience you've ever had with the opposite sex: I don't know...  Just being around them and talking to them.
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: Not single
Have you ever been dumped?: No
Have you ever dumped someone?: Yep

Am: Almost always hyper
Want: To be a professional singer
Need: To move away from everything
Love: EVERYONE!!!!! :D
Hate: Certain people that piss me off (sorry to be blunt)
Feel: Worried
Did: I don't know???  What did I did???
Miss: My mom
Am annoyed by: People
Would rather: Make music than do anything else with my life XD
Am tired of: Stupid people
Will always: listen to what people have to say!!!

What is your favourite genre of music?: I don't know!  I like rock, and I like jazz, and I like singer/songwriter, and I like country, and I like pop, and I like oldies, and I like rap, and...  I like everything XD
What time is it now?: 8:12
How much money do you have right now?: I have no idea
Are you hungry right now?: Yep
What are you doing right now?: Filling out this quiz
Do you like parades?: Kind of.  
Do you like the moon?: Yes
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: I have planned that far ahead in my life yet!!  Gosh!
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: I would be able to sing everything.

Funny?: Not really
Cool?: No way
Pretty?: No
Sarcastic?: Nawwwwwwwwwwwww ;)
Lazy?: Very
Hyper?: VERY
Friendly?: When I don't dislike people
Evil?: Yes
Unforgettable?: Gah.  I don't know.
Smart?: Yeah
Strong?: Yes
Talented?: Not really
Dorky?: Yes

High: Drugs
Lonely: My room
Pen: School
Flower: Flowers in my yard
Window: My friend Gretchen
Psycho: A book I read at school this year (The Catcher in the Rye)
Brain freeze: Ice cream!!!!! :D
Strange: People
Sassy: Teenage girls
Suffering: Knives (that's all I can think of, sorry!)
Art: DA

Sky dive?: No
Run away?: Yes
Curse at a teacher?: No
Not take a shower for a week?: NOOOO
Ask someone out?: Been there, done that
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: Yes, but then I probably wouldn't be able to put it back together
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: Yeah, probably, it depends
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: Yes
Go scuba diving?: Yes
Write a book?: Yeah, if I suddenly had the patience to do so
Assemble a computer?: Done that before
Become a rock star?: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Have a long-distance relationship?: I don't know...
Marry someone you don't know?: No

What kind of computer do you have?: I built it, so it's not really one brand... it's a custom.  
What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): 10th, and I'm in the IB program (it's harder than AP...  GAH!)
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: Never done that before XD
How many posters do you have in your room?: A lot.
Who else should take this quiz?: Anyone who wants to I guess
I made a stupid little quiz for the hell of it...  I'm curious, how much do you all know about me?…