Chapter 3 - Llama of a Thousand Burning Hooves
Every person has at least one course altering, struck from above, put you on your ass, monumentally significant, destiny defining moment in their lives. Kevin has had three. The first, at the age of 2½, was when he faced the crushing inevitability of his own fragile mortality after watching an episode of Senior Citizens gone wild. The second, just 3 days later, took the form of a grand, sweeping romance in which he met, courted and made a lifelong commitment, to an expired can of tuna. And the third, and perhaps the most significant, was when he discovered that everyone was Kung Fu fighting.
Upon discovering this earth shattering news, Kevin did what any rational person would do, he bought some personal injury insurance. Then, after waiting the standard 3 days for the paperwork to clear, he decided to become the greatest martial artist that ever lived. And he only had a week to do i