For you youngsters out there, this is what websites looked like in the mid-'90s. It was a dark time. And man, this was fun! I've been wanting to get to this one for a long time! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go surf the net on the information superhighway. Outie 5000!
Coming back to this, it honestly feels like Java ended up going back to a forum more similar to his original appearance
Compared to his 2.0 form which was in the Insomnia Series, and fit the more Noir style of that
Yeah, totally! That's the nice thing about version 3's--it gives me a chance to experiment and go in a totally different direction with a version 2, then maybe bring them back to their more traditional look later on. It's fun to play around!
And for this set, I had to include him--there are few words more mid-'90s than "java", both because of the coffee craze and the prevalent programming language. Also, for this version of Java, I modeled his head after a Bialetti coffee pot!
Ha, ha! Totally! The nostalgia hits hard with this one. I was already in high school when websites looked like this. And I only had internet at school! My computer at home was only for word processing and the Paint program. Can you imagine..?
But yeah, I originally just had random characters with the purple "clicked" links, but my brother had the idea of using it for the previous versions, which is perfect! They've already been "clicked on".
Safe to say Java hasn't kicked the juice yet.
But hold up, Java 3.0? Did I miss Java 2.0? Where... unless... he changed his name to Postal for PrimeTime?
Maybe he's switched to decaf after all.
Ha, ha! Yeah, that's for sure! His head's even shaped like a Bialetti coffee pot.
Nah, but that's a good guess! He actually got a beatnik makeover for his appearance in series 22! He's barely recognizable. Thought I'd bring him back to his '90s roots for his third version!
Me in "THE WORLD OF INTERNET !!!":
"Wow, so this is Creepazoids: Online, there are so many things to discover and people to meet."
Our hero moved forward and met new people living in this world ... but they looked at our hero strangely because he was dressed as a surfer.
"What, after all I" surf "on the internet"
"... nobody uses floppy disks anymore, Hax !!"
Our hero still in "The World Of The Internet": "OK, OK I apologize my joke was not funny and sorry to have yelled at you Hax."
But everyone looked at him strangely again because this one was dressed as a spider
"What? After all this is the 'World Wide Web'
And yes my friend, we should bring it back.
In the depths of the trashcan, just next to spam and errors, there are shadows.
"... Well, it's not that bad here, it's a bit dark but overall it's better than nothing."
Rumbling stomach noise
Our hero looked up at the trash.".... friends, if possible you can delete some pizza please."
Hardware: Could please stop dressing up weirdly?
Hax: Yeah, like, OMG, you’re so embarrassing
eBait: I currently have some really nice clothes auctioned off.
Clip: Oh, brother 🤦🏻
Toaster Head:*toasts out a toast that says “srsly?”*