Some weird fucking goblin looking hermit thing that lives in England, & despite popular belief is female, I have the boobs & everything to prove it (despite constantly getting mistaken for a bloke) Also I pushed three smaller versions of myself out of me over the years & they've just been kind of hanging around me ever since & relying on me to provide sustenance for some reason... ...Also a heads up because I fucking swear a fucking lot....... Fuckers...
!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!
It's May 8th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!
Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team. <3
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