My parents have gone mad!
They have locked me away in a tower in a far away land, to keep me away from my beloved!
Damn my parents. Damn them to hell.
They can't do this to me. My beloved and I will be together! This I swear!
So I have a journal thingy, huh?
DIARY OF ROOSEVELT: ENTRY 1
Dear diary, it is to my displeasure, that I am not allowed to be wed to my beloved.
This is entirely bovine waste. We love each other, why does it matter that Roosalina is my third cousin thrice removed?
I would think Uncle Roxford would understand, but he is as bad as my parents. They're fools, all of them! I will find a way to marry my lover, this i swear!
Bah, the politics of this land are annoying.
That's all for today.