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SolarCats: Lost Earth (Pt. 1) Earth had been zoning out and then snapping back to attention after the mention of Theia's name, it was beginning to drive her nuts, and that's when the questions began, things like "Who was Theia..?" and "Why have I always had this obsessive urge to develop life?", among many other existential things. Firestar refused to answer, as did the other rocky planets. Meanwhile, Uranus overheard another kit make a Your-anus joke and it was just the last straw, "Oo-rah-nos, my name is pronounced Oo-rah-nos, you uneducated, immature plebs!" he snarled. He then scoffed, "That's it, my name is Caelus now!" as he stormed toward the outer reaches of the system, he intended on going out to the Oort Cloud to be Tyche's moon or Trojan or SOMETHING. Jupiter later noticed and gave chase, Earth meanwhile had fallen into a trance.
"Jupiter is honest... He'll give me the answers I'm looking for..." Earth thought, as she then followed after Jupiter. A few hours later, as Luna was returning from a Moon Club
