Gameshow TG
"I'm sorry, dear, but that's the wrong answer. And you know what that means!" The host gestured to his audience and then the answering shout came:
"DUNKING TIME!"
In that moment before he dropped underwater he cursed under his breath at the stupid, uncomfortable lycra bodysuit, the stupid, camp, game show host, the stupid, unimaginative contestants, the stupid sheepish audience but most of all himself, for stupidly having agreed to play in the first place. The money had seemed good and his career had hit a dead end: it was only now occurring to him that public humiliation would probably do nothing for that. He just looked like a stupid toss
