Poor Maybelle... less than a year ago she was a normal young woman. But one day she went to the doctor to get a flu shot and he accidentally gave her bovine growth hormones. Soon afterwards her breasts swelled with milk and little horns began to grow from her head. A few weeks later she grew a long tail and her ears became all big and floppy. The lesson here is don't go to a doctor who happens to be a part-time veterinarian! She spends most of her time now on the farm, nibbling on grass and mooing to passersby asking to be milked.
How about helping her out there?