Of course I'm not human. I'm but a wee paramecium.
I guess I didn't have access to Naruto when it became really popular. I remember catching a marathon on Cartoon Network once and just getting mad that it was all that was on for that entire day. But I remember the bits I saw and things I heard about it made me think it was really stupid. I wasn't into the ninja scene, I guess. And if I had caught on to it, my weeb stage would have been that much much worse, so I'm thankful the show just annoyed me. I see now what Naruto does to people. And I could have been one of them.