TTTE Lost Episodes: Steam engines UnitedOne evening, Thomas and Percy took Edward to the new, large-ass roundhouse at Tidmouth. There, Gordon and James had begun a new club, and Thomas and Percy got Edward to join.
Edward (pulling in to roundhouse): This is going to suck.
Thomas (chuckling): Nonsense, you just worry more than Henry does.
Percy: Shh… Thomas, the meeting’s beginning.
Gordon puffs in, all stare at him.
Gordon: Welcome, my fellow steam bretheren, to this, the very first Steam Engines united. Now is time to take our roll call. Thomas.
Gordon: Murican engine
Carl (a Lima Berkshire): Please don’t call me that. Just call me Carl.
A little later
Gordon: Now, Steam Engines united is where we discuss the most important issues of the modern day world. So to be able form a collective stance on them. Now (raising eyebrow) first off if are there any questions, just whistle when no body’s talking.
Billy Blows his StackIt was a lovely day on the Island of Sodor, rain had left a pleasant weather, and the engines were able to find the heat more tolerable. Everyone was working happily in the fresh weather. Billy, on the other hand, was very annoyed.
Billy pulls up at Knapford, where Thomas and Oliver are waiting for their next duties.
Thomas: Hey, Billy, what’s happening, dog?
Billy: It’s my life. I’ve got too much work, and when I try to complain, the others act like unsympathetic assholes.
Oliver: Well, Emily and Molly do.
Cut to Molly and Emily on siding
Both: Yoo hoo, Billy. (giggles)
Billy: Above from that, I’m pissed, and deserve better.
Billy leaves as both Oliver and Thomas look on.
Oliver (now looking unhappy): Oh dear…
Billy soon arrived at Wellsworth, where the yard manager was waiting for him.
Manager: Billy, you need to take empty trucks to the scrap yard so they can be filled with scrap. The scrap trucks are on a siding are being looked ov
Which version should I use?My next thing is a spin on the Thomas parody classic Thomas Blows His Stack. Except now I have Billy in Thomas' stead. Why? Because he is an idiotic bastard.
In the original, after Thomas is killed off, Bulgy angrily demands to know why they killed Thomas. Saying "he owes me 20 bucks."
I'm having an international engine from the Great Race in his stead, so here are my joke ideas.
Warning: A few run on black comedy.
Comment telling me which one you find funniest or you think would be best.
Engine (regardless of nation): Hey, why did you kill Billy? ...
Gina (of Italy): He was going to take out Guido.
Yong Bao (of China): He had my secret documents for Beijing.
Ivan (of Russia): He had my secret documents for the Kremlin.
Rajiv (of India) (WARNING: DARK HUMOR THAT MAY UPSET SOME): I was hoping to have him wage jihad.
Carlos (of Mexico): He was going smuggle me to the Mainland.
Freida (of Germany): Now I can't blitz
Uncle Joe's Model trains- Thomas range part 1Uncle Joe’s Model Trains is a model railroad company. It is located in Cincinatti, OH. The company first began making Thomas models in 1982, when the series was introduced nation wide via home video. (It aired on TV come Shining Time Station.) The engines are designed as exact replicas of the TV show models. Complete with facemasks, but are O gauge models.
The products related to the Thomas franchise are in sections. Section 1 focuses in standard gauge engines.
Standard gauge engines
• Thomas (numerous variations, Christmas, LBSC 70, Steamlined, etc.)
• Henry (Old and new shape)
• Gordon (normal and Shooting Star)
• James (numerous variations, normal, black, Great Race, etc.)
• Toby (old livery and blue livery)
• Foreign Engine
• City of Truro
• Donald (black, blue)
• Douglas (black, blue)
Plans for SMFCOK, here are future ideas for Super Mario's Flying Circus.
Leprechaun episode- While in Ireland, half of the team that is the Marios, Princesses, Yoshi and Toad get turned into leprechauns. I'll have to think of details
For the Loss of a Star Bit
Since Rosalina is can not find any star bits, Peach and Daisy go get her water from a fountain of youth. But Rosalina gets de aged to a baby, so yeah...
Casper and the Castle
The Koopaling enlist Casper Jansen so they can use devices to kidnap Peach. Each time, they try to use a device. But each time, they are thwarted somehow.
Engine 96 reel: Thomas fanfic storyPrologue
Several years ago, I bought and received a lot of 80s and 90s media from an Ebay seller. Among them were a Nintendo 64 and 64DD with games for it (one of which was a prototype for the Super Mario 64 sequel, which I'll detail some other time), and other goodies. But what truly got my attention was the Thomas & Friends videos in the lot.
The auction's description mentioned that several of the Thomas videos were actually given to him prior to the release of the certain seasons on VHS, implying that the seller originally worked on the show in some way. Some of the early tapes he sent me were in relatively good condition (Considering some are almost thirty years old) and some are a little worse for wear, with missing boxes, labels, etc.
Some of the tapes had the original labels missing and had crudely written replacement labels stuck to them. Other tapes had earlier versions of certain episodes with extra (or missing) sound effects, as well as short bits of footage that did
TTTE Lost Episodes Voice ActorsTHOMAS THE TANK ENGINE LOST EPISODES VOICE CAST
Told by Mark Morghan
Michael Angelis: Sir Topham Hatt
John Bellis: Thomas, Rheneas
Eric Idle: Edward
Liam Nesson: Henry
Sean Bean: Gordon
Rowan Atkinson: James
Nigel Pilkington: Percy, Trevor, Jock
Jim Broadbent: Toby
Eddie Izzard: Duck
Steve Kynman: Paxton, Peter Sam, Arthur, Dart, Neville, Culdee, Jack, Will (of The Sodor Garratt)
Peter Capaldi: Donald and Douglas
Joe Mills: Oliver, Toad, Blisters, Murdoch, Eric, Frank, Barry, Owen
Jodi Benson: Emily
Kerry Shale: Diesel, Kevin, Arry, Kevin, Trap
Teresa Gallagher: Daisy, Sigrid of Arlesdale, Fiona, Brooke, Judy, Belle, Auto coaches, Queen Anne, Daphne
Keith Wickham: BoCo, Skarloey, Sir Handel, Harvey, Norman, Bert, Harold, Bertie, Andy, Stafford, Captain, Zapper, Ernest, Dubbyn, Den, Craig, Glynn, Dwayne, D261, Salty, B
A Delfino ProblemMario is walking through Delfino Plaza with FLUDD, when he hears Peach scream and Toad run away
Mario looks in horror, and sees what he thinks is Petey Piranha.
Mario: I’m-a coming, Peach!
Mario comes, and with eyes closed, begins using FLUDD on “Petey”
Peach: Uhh, Mario. I just wanted to know where you were?
Mario (turning around head to see Peach): Oh, is there a problem.
Peach (pointing at Mario’s direction): Now there is.
Mario looks up, and sees he was squirting an angry, burly man who was wearing clothes that made him look like Petey.
Mario grins nervously
Mario: Would "sorry" cut it?
Man punches Mario, cut to Toad now just wandering aimlessly when he hears a punch and Mario flies to him, landing at his feet. Mario has several cartoonish injuries.
Toad: Did you get him?
Mario: Shut up.
Mario, Peach, and the BoerMario, Peach, and the Boer
Written by Henry Banks
Story Editing by Matt Grisham
Animated by Nintendrawer
Directed by Phil Vischer
Open to Mario and Luigi on the way to save Peach from Larry Koopa
Narrator: We join our Italian heroes as they are on their way to save the Princess from one of Bowser's kids. You've guessed it, folks! It's Larry Koopa.
Mario: How close are we to Larry’s castle, Weeg?
Luigi (reading map): You kidding? We only just walked 10 miles back there.
Pan out to sky where we see jet fighter. The pilot is Slim who is talking to someone else
Pilot: So boss, what do I do?
Cut to reveal “boss” refers to Larry
Larry: Get them, moron!
Pilot fires missles at Marios
Luigi (looking up in shock): Look, Mario!
Narrator: As the bomb is about to make its target, our Italian plumbers leaped into a pipe to duck.
Both leap into a pipe as the bomb misses them.
Larry: Did you get them?
Pilot: Going back for another try.