mr-pantz

As she walked into the studio she caught the glare of a young boy in the corner of her eyes. He pulled on his mother’s sleeve “Mummy! Mummy! That old lady in the blue jacket has a scrot face!” The woman went to chide the young lad but looked up and met the woman’s eyes. “That may be so Billy but scrot faced people are people to you know” The old lady nodded and smiled as she took the only vacant seat next to the mother.“My face didn’t use to be this scrotty you know” she remarked. “Why back in the day boys used to flock from miles around, they had a different name for me then” The mother sniggered contemptuously and stroked her sons head l...

All I need is you and a bucket of limes you make me feel somewhat sublime sometimes I think you and this bucket of limes have more in common than a spicket with a kicker fimeSpicket and a Kicker fime! That's the way of the all kinds mind you can pling for france or check the times but only with a strap of limes what lies beneath the salty brine? the truth lies in the rind, baby the truth lies in the rindlivin in a sea of salt it saves the men, it saves the malt but speculation rises from the port this ain't the waves of a sugar candy it's got the moves of a fellow dandy i want the salt as much as you but who has got the spandexSpicket and ...