As she walked into the studio she caught the glare of a young boy in the corner of her eyes. He pulled on his mother’s sleeve
“Mummy! Mummy! That old lady in the blue jacket has a scrot face!” The woman went to chide the young lad but looked up and met the woman’s eyes.
“That may be so Billy but scrot faced people are people to you know” The old lady nodded and smiled as she took the only vacant seat next to the mother.“My face didn’t use to be this scrotty you know” she remarked. “Why back in the day boys used to flock from miles around, they had a different name for me then” The mother sniggered contemptuously and stroked her sons head l...
63 Limes and a Sea of Salt by mr-pantz, literature
Literature
63 Limes and a Sea of Salt
All I need is you and a bucket of limes
you make me feel somewhat sublime
sometimes I think you and this bucket of limes
have more in common than a spicket with a kicker fimeSpicket and a Kicker fime!
That's the way of the all kinds mind
you can pling for france or check the times
but only with a strap of limes
what lies beneath the salty brine?
the truth lies in the rind, baby
the truth lies in the rindlivin in a sea of salt
it saves the men, it saves the malt
but speculation rises from the port
this ain't the waves of a sugar candy
it's got the moves of a fellow dandy
i want the salt as much as you
but who has got the spandexSpicket and ...
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