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Doctor: Hola señor. Yo soy el Doctor Chepe.
Paciente: Hola Doctor. Me llamo Jorge Vagabundo.
Doctor: ¿Cómo está hoy?
Paciente: Estoy bien, pero estoy muy cansado. ¿Dónde está el Doctor Perezoso?
Doctor: No conozco al Doctor Perezoso.  ¿Quién es?
Paciente: Es mi doctor regular. Tengo que hablar con él porque él me conoce muy bien.
Doctor: No hay un Doctor Perezoso en este consultorio. Pienso que usted tiene una cita conmigo ahora. ¿Quiere sentarse?
Paciente: Sí me siento voy a … [pretends to fall asleep]
Doctor: Señor, señor!
Paciente: (snaps awake) No mama! No quiero ir a la escuela.
Doctor: Señor. Esta bien?
Paciente: (pause) Si, estoy bien.  Está seguro que no hay un doctor perezoso?
Doctor: Si, estoy seguro. Vamos a comenzar su examen ahora. Está listo?
Paciente: No!
Doctor: Por qué no, señor?
Paciente: Porque no estudiaba para este examen!
Doctor: No tiene que estudia
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Love Is Strange Chapter 10
Just so everyone is aware, I used 1SnoopierDass’ version of Dark Rayman, with a few small edits.  Link in Description.
Chapter Ten.
Evil Makes A Move.
There were times in Juniper Lee’s Life where being a light sleeper was a bad thing.  Someone getting up to go to the bathroom, for example, was enough to wake her. And when she was woken from her slumber, nine times out of ten she could not go back to sleep.  This forced her to stare at the ceiling, waiting for her alarm to ring so she’d have an excuse to get out of bed. There were other times, however, where she’d call it a good thing.  Take for example now.
Juniper had been woken from her slumber when her husband had sneezed in his sleep.  However, there was something in the air. A palpable tension, that told her all was not well in the kingdom.  Rayman had said Polocus could tell a bad moon was on the rise, and that he, his wife, and anyone else willing to defend the glade should b
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The Diamond City Superhero Chapter 4
And now, it’s time for Danny to meet the WarioWare cast members.  I should say, however, that the latest game I’ve played in this series is Smooth Moves.  So if there’s a character that appears in later games, you won’t find them here, with the exception of 5-Volt. However, I’m excluding Penny, and you’ll find out why later.
 
Chapter Four.
 
First day on both jobs, part one.
 
Danny walked through the doors of WarioWare Inc., straightening his necktie.  Mona hadn’t given him a rundown of the dress code, so he figured he’d do business casual; a blue dress shirt with black tie, black slacks and belt, and black dress shoes.  It was funny, he figured he’d be struggling to find work, but he hadn’t tried. He figured it would be pointless to get a job if he didn’t have a way to get there, so he’d wait until he had his driver’s license.  But now that he could fly, he saw littl
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After a long time, I am finally reopening point commissions. In case you don't know, I have no drawing talent and only write.

What I will do.
Motivational Posters
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Comedy
Soft Core

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Anyone need an editor?

Journal Entry: Tue Oct 16, 2018, 11:52 AM
So, I realize this is kind of a crapshoot, but I am doing a project for school and need to take on the role of a tech editor and edit some sort of document.  This should be an official document for some kind of project.  We'd need to be in touch a lot, and I need to have this started by the thirtieth.

So yeah, like I said this is a crapshoot but I'm willing to try.  Worst case scenario, no one says anything.

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Let's build a story.  Sentence By Sentence.  Reply to the comment before you, and continue the story.  Let's see where this goes.
So, has anyone else played Toy Story 2 on PS1? If so, were you able to get the cheats working? I saw a video where a guy got one of them working but I can't figure out how they did it.

That aside, how's everyone doing? School and work are eating me alive, and I'm trying to keep my youtube account afloat, but aside from that things are pretty good.
Is DA glitching out for anyone else? It's crashed twice on me, giving me an error screen.  I wonder if that's just part of the redesign DA is getting.  

Hey, if this upgrade means getting push notifications from the DA app again, I'm willing to deal with a few glitches.


This is such a versatile song it's not even funny.  I mean, you can use it for working out, studying, training montages, and so many things, it's not even funny.  I'm jamming to it now, while I study for a Spanish quiz.
Today I did something I never had before.  I preordered a game.  Which game? Spyro the Reignited Trilogy on PS4.  For those who don't know, Gamestop has a preorder system that works like Layaway.  If you cannot afford it all in one go, you can pay the price down gradually.  Once you pay it all the way over a period of however long, it's yours. Today I laid down about fifteen dollars for the game, and the total price would be about forty four.  So with the game's release being in November, I should have plenty of time to pay off the game before the date, and on the day, just walk in and collect my game.

So yeah, that's what I did today, among other unproductive things.  Well, off to bed.

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LoulabeIIe Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Filmographer
gaycist ;)
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Good work!
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Thank u
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Thanks for the fav!
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No worries.
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CK was HERE!

Also-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
BILLY'S POWER-ZORD WAS BLUE!
YOU LOOK LIKE A LIZARD
AAAAAAAAAND
YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO!

And many moooooooooooooooooooore!
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Thanks, dude.
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You're welcome! Welcome to 24!
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Thanks dude.
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catspats31 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2018
Happy birthday! I'm sure you're like this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC5Xcy…
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Thanks, man.  And yeah, I enjoyed that.
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Thanks!
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Your welcome!
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Happy birthday, dude!
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Thanks, bro!
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Thanks!
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You're Welcome. by JJJMadness  
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:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's September 19th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:
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Thanks!
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Happy Birthday!
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Thanks!
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Happy birthday, dude. :>
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