Shop Forum More Submit  Join Login
About Literature / Hobbyist Sir Frederick Herpala Derpington24/Male/United States Groups :icon2x86-closet-keepers: 2x86-Closet-Keepers
 
Recent Activity
Deviant for 7 Years
Needs Core Membership
Statistics 1,618 Deviations 41,051 Comments 94,063 Pageviews
×

Newest Deviations

Literature
Love Is Strange Chapter 11
Chapter Eleven.
Preparing for the worst.  
In battle, the villain being defeated and forced to retreat would normally be considered a victory.  And in a way, last night’s battle was. But Rayman and Juniper had gotten very little sleep. To be fair, Mr. Dark was not weak and fighting him was difficult even on the best of days.  But were it not for the nymphs, Rayman and Juniper may have tasted death. This did not sit well with them, as they could barely sleep or eat their breakfast the following morning. And he’d promised to return, which was even more uncomforting.  
“I just can’t get it outta my head.”  Rayman gasped, sitting down on the couch next to Juniper.  June leaned forward, groaning and gripping her head.
“Me neither!” She cried, “We were so close to losing, and letting the glade down.  We can’t slip up like that again. There’s too much on the line.”
“But what can we do?!&
:iconMr-Herp-Derp:Mr-Herp-Derp
:iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 4 0
Me Versus Eva: Popeye Style by Mr-Herp-Derp Me Versus Eva: Popeye Style :iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 17 8
Literature
How to Ruin, er, Improve a radio ad.
“Alright, Goldie.  This is take one, show us what you got.”
“Alright.  *ahem* Sweater, Sweater, I really love my sweater!”
“Barbecue Sauce!”
“Excuse me, Rockus, but what are you doing here?”
“…I dunno.”
“Well, can you stop, please?  I’m trying to get this commercial thing done.”
“Why though? it seems boring!”
“Get your demon butt outta there! This is Goldie’s shoot, not yours!”
“Okay fine, yeesh.”
“Okay, take two.  In your own time, Goldie.”
“Sweater, sweater.  I really love my sweater!”  
*A loud belch*
“Ew! Rockus!”
“You’re the one who fed me tacos and corn dogs.”
“I did that because you said you were starving!”
“And I was.  *burp* Now I’m good.”
“WILL YOU STOP GETTING IN THE WAY?!”
“Yeesh, touchy.”  
“*sigh*
:iconMr-Herp-Derp:Mr-Herp-Derp
:iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 2 6
Mature content
Marcus/Angie Secret Santa :iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 2 7
Literature
A Thorny Partnership
Second art trade with BananaVulture.  We agreed on a theme of Alex and Claire, who get along about as well as salt and an open wound, being paired up on a mission.  I am introducing a new villain for BananaVulture, but he has said before he’s out of room in his canon for new characters.  Still, if he wants the new villain, they’re all his.
 
Stern, Claire, and all related characters belong to BananaVulture.  As does this new villain if he wants them.
 
Alex belongs to me.
 
A Thorny Partnership.
 
“In these heavily forested hills, reports are coming in by the dozen of a monster.  Most of these reports are from the doctors and nurses tending to this monster’s victims.  Most of them have deep gashes and some even getting tetanus.  Whatever is going on, it is holding the small towns in the area in a vice like grip of terror.  This reporter hopes that the mess will be cleaned up before even more lives can b
:iconMr-Herp-Derp:Mr-Herp-Derp
:iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 3 2
Literature
Tempest and Xeno Vs The War Of The Worlds
This is both the art trade and the contest entry for RT912’s contest.  He asked me to write a story about his characters Xeno and Tempest.  His contest is about putting his characters in War of the Worlds.  So, after some debating, I decided to put them in a new situation, and give something of my own into it.
 
Xeno and Tempest belong to RT912. 
 
War of the Worlds belongs to H.G. Wells.
 
They ran.  Hard.  Fast.  Breathlessly.  But they knew they couldn’t run forever.  For their pursuers were unrelenting.  Chasing hard and fast.   And they had something to give them an edge: walking tanks.  They were just barely able to dodge any laser blasts while also not tripping on the terrain.
 
Xeno and Tempest ran like never before.  Xeno was Tall, with fair skin.  She had long red hair, part of it stood upon her head like fire, with more of it running down her back like magma.  She
:iconMr-Herp-Derp:Mr-Herp-Derp
:iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 2 2
Literature
Spanish Skit
Doctor: Hola señor. Yo soy el Doctor Chepe.
Paciente: Hola Doctor. Me llamo Jorge Vagabundo.
Doctor: ¿Cómo está hoy?
Paciente: Estoy bien, pero estoy muy cansado. ¿Dónde está el Doctor Perezoso?
Doctor: No conozco al Doctor Perezoso.  ¿Quién es?
Paciente: Es mi doctor regular. Tengo que hablar con él porque él me conoce muy bien.
Doctor: No hay un Doctor Perezoso en este consultorio. Pienso que usted tiene una cita conmigo ahora. ¿Quiere sentarse?
Paciente: Sí me siento voy a … [pretends to fall asleep]
Doctor: Señor, señor!
Paciente: (snaps awake) No mama! No quiero ir a la escuela.
Doctor: Señor. Esta bien?
Paciente: (pause) Si, estoy bien.  Está seguro que no hay un doctor perezoso?
Doctor: Si, estoy seguro. Vamos a comenzar su examen ahora. Está listo?
Paciente: No!
Doctor: Por qué no, señor?
Paciente: Porque no estudiaba para este examen!
Doctor: No tiene que estudia
:iconMr-Herp-Derp:Mr-Herp-Derp
:iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 2 5
Literature
Love Is Strange Chapter 10
Just so everyone is aware, I used 1SnoopierDass’ version of Dark Rayman, with a few small edits.  Link in Description.
Chapter Ten.
Evil Makes A Move.
There were times in Juniper Lee’s Life where being a light sleeper was a bad thing.  Someone getting up to go to the bathroom, for example, was enough to wake her. And when she was woken from her slumber, nine times out of ten she could not go back to sleep.  This forced her to stare at the ceiling, waiting for her alarm to ring so she’d have an excuse to get out of bed. There were other times, however, where she’d call it a good thing.  Take for example now.
Juniper had been woken from her slumber when her husband had sneezed in his sleep.  However, there was something in the air. A palpable tension, that told her all was not well in the kingdom.  Rayman had said Polocus could tell a bad moon was on the rise, and that he, his wife, and anyone else willing to defend the glade should b
:iconMr-Herp-Derp:Mr-Herp-Derp
:iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 2 10
Literature
The Diamond City Superhero Chapter 4
And now, it’s time for Danny to meet the WarioWare cast members.  I should say, however, that the latest game I’ve played in this series is Smooth Moves.  So if there’s a character that appears in later games, you won’t find them here, with the exception of 5-Volt. However, I’m excluding Penny, and you’ll find out why later.
 
Chapter Four.
 
First day on both jobs, part one.
 
Danny walked through the doors of WarioWare Inc., straightening his necktie.  Mona hadn’t given him a rundown of the dress code, so he figured he’d do business casual; a blue dress shirt with black tie, black slacks and belt, and black dress shoes.  It was funny, he figured he’d be struggling to find work, but he hadn’t tried. He figured it would be pointless to get a job if he didn’t have a way to get there, so he’d wait until he had his driver’s license.  But now that he could fly, he saw littl
:iconMr-Herp-Derp:Mr-Herp-Derp
:iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 1 0
Denver Comic Con 2018 extra: Dinner by Mr-Herp-Derp Denver Comic Con 2018 extra: Dinner :iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 3 0 Denver Comic Con 2018 Extra.  Wimpy by Mr-Herp-Derp Denver Comic Con 2018 Extra. Wimpy :iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 2 21 Denver Comic Con 2018 Day 3: Merida and Queen.... by Mr-Herp-Derp Denver Comic Con 2018 Day 3: Merida and Queen.... :iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 1 0 Denver Comic Con 2018 Day 3: Popeye Vs. He-Man by Mr-Herp-Derp Denver Comic Con 2018 Day 3: Popeye Vs. He-Man :iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 1 0 Denver comic con 2018 Day 3: Popeye and He-Man by Mr-Herp-Derp Denver comic con 2018 Day 3: Popeye and He-Man :iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 1 0 Denver Comic Con 2018 Day 3: Popeye and Willy... by Mr-Herp-Derp Denver Comic Con 2018 Day 3: Popeye and Willy... :iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 1 0 Denver Comic Con 2018 Day 2: Yzma and Kuzco by Mr-Herp-Derp Denver Comic Con 2018 Day 2: Yzma and Kuzco :iconmr-herp-derp:Mr-Herp-Derp 0 0

Random Favourites

CROC WEEK II - A Tribue to Steve Irwin by CK-was-HERE CROC WEEK II - A Tribue to Steve Irwin :iconck-was-here:CK-was-HERE 8 51 CROC WEEK II - How to Accessorize by CK-was-HERE CROC WEEK II - How to Accessorize :iconck-was-here:CK-was-HERE 12 206 don't worry my dear chip by wendymeg don't worry my dear chip :iconwendymeg:wendymeg 37 5 Dalek Week 2015 Day One- Songs by Shekye-Cat Dalek Week 2015 Day One- Songs :iconshekye-cat:Shekye-Cat 7 3 Rugrats- Do You Mind by MasterOf4Elements Rugrats- Do You Mind :iconmasterof4elements:MasterOf4Elements 42 2 Ember McLain At The Beach by OrcaSnack-Garth Ember McLain At The Beach :iconorcasnack-garth:OrcaSnack-Garth 39 3 The Slave of Hades Chapter 6 by wendymeg The Slave of Hades Chapter 6 :iconwendymeg:wendymeg 30 3 2012 SKETCHES VOL.1 by MikeSouthmoor
Mature content
2012 SKETCHES VOL.1 :iconmikesouthmoor:MikeSouthmoor 29 14
Chip Skylark and Ember Mclain Cosplay. by brandonale Chip Skylark and Ember Mclain Cosplay. :iconbrandonale:brandonale 7 5 Remember, My name is Ember by GB-of-BS Remember, My name is Ember :icongb-of-bs:GB-of-BS 52 11 Ember and Chip by Kihari Ember and Chip :iconkihari:Kihari 10 5 Ember and Chip by wendymeg Ember and Chip :iconwendymeg:wendymeg 25 3 Ember Skylark by PanzerKnacker73 Ember Skylark :iconpanzerknacker73:PanzerKnacker73 79 0 Ember and Chip by KittyNamedAlly Ember and Chip :iconkittynamedally:KittyNamedAlly 28 1 ember and chip skylark by lonewolf20 ember and chip skylark :iconlonewolf20:lonewolf20 20 4

Donate

Mr-Herp-Derp has started a donation pool!
0 / 50
After a long time, I am finally reopening point commissions. In case you don't know, I have no drawing talent and only write.

What I will do.
Motivational Posters
Oneshots
Multi Chapter stories (Please limit ten chapters)
Romance (Hetero and yuri (no Yaoi yet, sorry)
Action
Comedy
Soft Core

What I WON'T do.
Fetishes
Hate art against another user or a fandom
Porn
Angst

Rules are subject to change.

Prices:
Motivational Poster: Five points
Oneshot: 5 Points
Multi Chapter Stories: Five points per chapter.

So if you want a commission, shoot me a note and we can discuss it. Please do not send the points until an agreement has been reached. IF for some reason I cannot write what you want, I will refund the points.

You must be logged in to donate.
No one has donated yet. Be the first!

Journal History

Which is code for I reviewed Hummer Badlands...

Activity


God's greatest gift to mankind is female nerds.  Change my mind.
Hey.  You a fan of Life and Times of Juniper Lee? Wanna join a discord server about it with other fans?  Here's the link.  discord.gg/ANHyhyN
Warning to all online shoppers.  If you find a website called Dualsmok (I stumbled upon them on facebook), do not buy anything from it.  It is a scam website.  I found this out the hard way, I fell for it and my debit card got hacked into.  Luckily that card is now defunct and they can't get my money anymore.  Learn from my mistake.  Before buying something from an unfamiliar website, do the research, make sure you're not walking into a trap.  If you do, let your credit card holder know right away and get it settled.  Also, don't use a debit card for that kind of thing, it's a bigger risk than the credit card.

I'm kinda kicking myself for falling for it, but no point in crying over spilled milk.  I hope to get my money back but if not it's not the end of the world.  Just gonna take this as a learning experience and do a better job researching next time.
Ironically my first day of school this semester was a snow day.  Welp, that's both a blessing and a curse.  A blessing in that we get an extra day of break, but since the class today only meets once a week, we're already behind.  Unless the teacher gives us the stuff online, then we should be good.
Is it wrong to use the "sassy black lady" stereotype?  I plan to introduce an African American character into one of my stories soon, but I plan to make her sassy as all hell.  Is that wrong?

deviantID

Mr-Herp-Derp's Profile Picture
Mr-Herp-Derp
Sir Frederick Herpala Derpington
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
Just a guy who loves to write.


DA Family

Dad:

Mom:

Brothers: :iconvivamusdraconem::iconmarioluigi25:

Sisters: :iconlooneyartist::iconpurplekatz93::iconprincesa-daisy::iconrainbowusername::iconalmightywonderwaffle::iconthe-real-shaydee::iconmiss-cerena:

Pet Dragon: :iconlevitating-rainbows:

Best friend: :iconfiretheartillerymmw:

Crazy Grandma with thirty cats: :iconsailorlovesong:

Girlfriend: :iconmasterof4elements:
Interests

Groups

Comments


Add a Comment:
 
:iconfilmmakerj:
FilmmakerJ Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2019  Student Filmographer
FilmmakerJ Thanks-for-the-Fav FINAL-02 by FilmmakerJ  
Reply
:iconck-was-here:
CK-was-HERE Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM SANTA CLARK (at long freak'n last)
DUDEL ADVENT | Mr-Herp-Derp by CK-was-HERE
Reply
:iconmr-herp-derp:
Mr-Herp-Derp Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks, Clark.  I gotta get doing mine.
Reply
:iconck-was-here:
CK-was-HERE Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yeah, the Secret Santa. Confidentiality, I’m behind on that too. Though, I guess that’s not much of a surprise all things considered.
Reply
:iconcaptainedwardteague:
CaptainEdwardTeague Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2018   Traditional Artist
Marvel Gif  Deadpool Thanks for favoriting my work I hope you're having a great day Marvel Gif  Deadpool

Kay self portrait by CaptainEdwardTeague    


:D (Big Grin) STAY AWESOME :D (Big Grin)
Reply
:iconmr-herp-derp:
Mr-Herp-Derp Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
No worries.  Keep up the good work.

By chance, do you RP?
Reply
:iconcaptainedwardteague:
CaptainEdwardTeague Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2018   Traditional Artist
No but my brother does
Reply
:iconmr-herp-derp:
Mr-Herp-Derp Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Is he also on DA?
Reply
(1 Reply)
:icontartoon-man94:
TaRtOoN-Man94 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2018
-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨★
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨**
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*o*
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨*♥*o*
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨***o***
¨¨¨¨¨¨**o**♥*o*
¨¨¨¨¨**♥**o**o**
¨¨¨¨**o**♥***♥*o*
¨¨¨*****♥*o**o****
¨¨**♥**o*****o**♥**
¨******o*****♥**o***
****o***♥**o***o***♥ *
¨¨¨¨¨____!_!____
¨¨¨¨¨\_________/¨¨¨
Merry Christmas,  Homie! :hug:
Sorry 2018's been a drought in the stream department. Here's to a wetter 2019! :toast:
Reply
:iconmr-herp-derp:
Mr-Herp-Derp Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks same to you, and yeah we'd all like that.
Reply
:iconmarinostyle:
marinostyle Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2018  Student Photographer
Your grounded for yearsis
Reply
:iconmr-herp-derp:
Mr-Herp-Derp Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Awww, what did I do this time?
Reply
:iconmarinostyle:
marinostyle Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2018  Student Photographer
Jk your ungrounded
Reply
:iconmr-herp-derp:
Mr-Herp-Derp Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Phew!
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconpennywhistle444:
pennywhistle444 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey, just wondered if there's been any more progress made on my art trade story?
Reply
:iconmr-herp-derp:
Mr-Herp-Derp Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Oh shoot! I forgot all about it! Sorry it's taking so long, but I'm so busy it's not even funny.  I doubt I'll get any free time for it this weekend but maybe next weekend.  Again, sorry it's taking so long.
Reply
:iconpennywhistle444:
pennywhistle444 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's understandable, life happens. I was just curious.
Reply
:iconmr-herp-derp:
Mr-Herp-Derp Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for your patience.
Reply
:iconmasterof4elements:
MasterOf4Elements Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018
Hurray! You're the dancing turkey. I love how you change your avatars seasonally
Reply
:iconmr-herp-derp:
Mr-Herp-Derp Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
I wanna do a year at some point where I have a new avatar for every month, like a new years icon in January, Valentine's Day in February, etc, but I feel like I'd forget and change it, so I just focus on Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.  Before Halloween and AFter Christmas it's fair game.
Reply
:iconsamie-seville:
Samie-Seville Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2018
Do you want to start RPing tomorrow?
Reply
:iconmr-herp-derp:
Mr-Herp-Derp Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Sure.
Reply
:iconsamie-seville:
Samie-Seville Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2018
great
Reply
:iconmr-herp-derp:
Mr-Herp-Derp Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Indeed
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconloulabeiie:
LoulabeIIe Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2018  Student Filmographer
gaycist ;)
Reply
Add a Comment: