Favourite Visual Artist
I've come to make an announcement:
Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife.
Favourite TV Shows
That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out, and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was, "T H I S B I G", and I said "That's disgusting."
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. [explosion sounds] That's right baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong.
He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS!
Favourite Gaming Platform
Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON!
Tools of the Trade
How do you like that, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!