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Jack and the Doctor

A Brief Summary of Bioshock Infinite

Phantom of the Paradise -WIP-

Weasel Skeet: Prologue

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Weasel Skeet: Prologue

Weasel Skeet ----------------------------------------------- Prologue: In Which Mr Lobby Confesses Things About His Life --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hello. My name is Vane Lobby. I am a 37 year-old male. I—" "Hold on a moment; only your surname, Mr Lobby." "I apologise, sir… Hello. My name is Lobby. I am a 37 year-old male. I attended nine years of technical school on a scholarship. My parents divorced after I was already twenty years old. I no longer have any contact with them." "And your relationship status?" "I am single, sir. I have never been married."

Finished, I think...

The Mysterious Author, F

The Pyg Sonnet (98 Line Sonnet)

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The Pyg Sonnet (98 Line Sonnet)

THE PYG SONNET PYGMALION [aside] For now, I cannot by my hand continue     As the clay doth harden before a form does take,     But loneliness shan’t allow for lovers silent muse.     My tears the clay does soften, ever ache. My heart does pour the life unto this figure.     Please, O Muse, bring breath to that I have made,     Never to abhor, nor gore—Adore!     A kiss I shall upon its lips, one word said, ’Life’ and ‘love’ and ‘forever’,     And yet, O Muse, mine own breath removèd,     For I, Pygmali

Finished, I think...

Hour 4-ish, and I've still no computer

Part Two, Foo!

Weasel Skeet: Prologue

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Weasel Skeet: Prologue

Weasel Skeet ----------------------------------------------- Prologue: In Which Mr Lobby Confesses Things About His Life --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Hello. My name is Vane Lobby. I am a 37 year-old male. I—" "Hold on a moment; only your surname, Mr Lobby." "I apologise, sir… Hello. My name is Lobby. I am a 37 year-old male. I attended nine years of technical school on a scholarship. My parents divorced after I was already twenty years old. I no longer have any contact with them." "And your relationship status?" "I am single, sir. I have never been married."

Weasel Skeet: Chapter I

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter I

Weasel Skeet ----------------------------------------------- Chapter I: In Which Vane Paces, Enters a Bank, and Meets Henry --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A fortnight and a fourth passed and still no recall to the council was made. Vane Lobby paced the ground of his apartment's parking garage. After he had grown bored of that he paced the sidewalk near the parking garage. After that he upgraded to pacing the neighbouring sidewalks and then the back alleys. He continued this ritual day after day, each time making his way a bit farther away from his apartment, until he had arrived

Weasel Skeet: Chapter II

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter II

Weasel Skeet ----------------------------------------------- Chapter II: In Which Weasel Skeet is Shot --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After three weeks of pacing the parking garage and the crooked sidewalks Vane was finally summoned by the council. He stood on the small and insignificant podium as the council loomed over him, prepared to give him their decision. "Mr Lobby, we have arrived to our decision. We have reviewed all you paperwork, we have taken your statements into consideration, and we have only one conclusion. You, Mr Lobby, have been declined your opportunity to

Weasel Skeet: Chapter III

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter III

Weasel Skeet ----------------------------------------------- Chapter III: In Which Vane Paces More, Meets the Chicken-Headed Man, and Learns Nothing About Weasels --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By Tuesday Vane had begun pacing again. He walked past the bank every day for four days, but never entered it. He was quite unable to tell if Henry was at all sane. Could Henry come up with something to convince the entire council? For four days Vane tried with all his might to think of anything other than the council or Henry, though he ultimately failed each time. Though, on the fift

Weasel Skeet: Chapter IV

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter IV

Weasel Skeet ----------------------------------------------- Chapter IV: In Which Henry Continues to Be Misleading --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Finally the week had come to an end. Vane made his way nervously to the bank. There was a large note on the door, but Vane could only understand a few of the letters. Ignoring the note he entered the bank for the third time. The bank was quite dark to-day and dustier than usual. Suddenly, there was a large crash and then what could only have been Henry cursing and shouting. Vane took a seat near the door and allowed himself to be amuse

Weasel Skeet: Chapter V

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter V

Weasel Skeet ----------------------------------------------- Chapter V: In Which Vane is Too Nervous to Walk --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three days passed since Vane had last spoken to Henry. He spent most of those days pacing the around the parking garage, too nervous to venture any further. He paced so much he feared making a rut in the path he walked all day long. He tried practising what he would say to the council, setting up mock meetings between him and his landlady, but he was even too nervous to speak with the grizzled witch pretending to be Charlie. Henry had given

Weasel Skeet: Chapter VI

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter VI

Weasel Skeet Chapter VI: In Which Henry’s Plan Mostly Works For Some Reason “First your greeting, then state your name, your age, your sex, your education, your family status.” Vane Lobby stood at the podium alone. He slowly placed the documents on the desk where the councilmen sat. Charlie ripped the file from Vane’s hand. He glared down at the brown envelope, turning it over to see Henry’s seal and swirling signature. He ripped the envelope open and glared at the contents, frowning deeper as he went through each page. The other councilmen leaned back, knowing that this was personally between Charlie and Hen

Weasel Skeet: Chapter VII

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter VII

Weasel Skeet Chapter VII: In Which a Rock Hits a Car and Henry and Vane Are Friends Vane sat on the curb outside the building where he just had his appeal. Approved. He was approved. In less than two weeks he’d have all his things packed and he would be ready to move back into society. His excitement was only hindered due to the fact that he had no idea what the documents had said that got him his second chance. What did they say that got Charlie so angry, angry enough to go storming out of the room in a rage? He started picking up small pieces of gravel and cement from on the road and seeing if he could toss it all the way to the ot

Weasel Skeet: Chapter VIII

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter VIII

Weasel Skeet Chapter VIII: In Which Charlie Panics Over the Phone and Veydus Takes a Fifteen Minute Walk Vane sat in the bank listening to Henry blather on about things that were not interesting. Henry was getting slightly drunk and his stories began making less and less sense. He sat with head down on the seat of the chair and his legs over the armrest. He started sliding farther and farther down into the chair. At this point, he started falling asleep while talking. “Veydus! Hey, Veydus! Would you please get the phone?” “It’s not ringing.” The phone began ringing. “Oh! I suppose it is…Yes, he

Weasel Skeet: Chapter IX

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter IX

Weasel Skeet Chapter IX: In Which Everyone is Hung Over The very next day, Henry awoke, quite ill, in the bank. It took him several hours to realise he had fallen asleep on the chair after Vane had left, being in a complete state of stupor for most of that time. Veydus returned briefly, to the bank, to return to Henry his coin. Henry eventually got to his feet after spending much time crawling on the ground, trying to get oriented. His entire day was spent in the bathroom. Vane Lobby, having not drunk quite as much as Henry, managed to successfully make it back to his apartment, and into his bed. The next day, however, everything was ampli

Weasel Skeet: Chapter CV: Diet Lion: Part I

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter CV: Diet Lion: Part I

Weasel Skeet Chapter CV: Diet Lion: Part I: In Which Paul and Hallmark Find a Secret Passage Hello and welcome to Radio 11, the station with all the best of radio drama. For the next half hour we want to take you to an unusual world of mystery, suspense, and horror. We wish to take you on a journey where there is danger around every corner and no one can be trusted. Don’t turn that dial as Scarlet Substitutes and Marvels Theatre present… “Mystery of the Lion’s Tomb” This broadcast is brought to you by Scarlet Substitutes, for all your dieting needs. Why buy all those empty calories when you can substitute it

Weasel Skeet: Chapter CXII: Diet Lion: Part II

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter CXII: Diet Lion: Part II

Weasel Skeet Chapter CXII: Diet Lion: Part II: In Which Paul Meets an Old Foe Hello and welcome back to Radio 11. Tonight, we continue from where we left off last week in our broadcast of… “Mystery of the Lion’s Tomb” This programme is brought to you by Marvels Theatre and Scarlet Substitutes, for all your dieting needs. Just look for the scarlet label on the can. “Thousands have tried our brand and find it like no other. Here are just of few of the testimonials given by consumers who know that with Scarlet Substitutes you can’t go wrong.” “The red label was just so striking I had to buy a

Weasel Skeet: Chapter CXIX: Diet Lion: Part III

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter CXIX: Diet Lion: Part III

Weasel Skeet Chapter CXIX: Diet Lion: Part III: In Which Paul, Hallmark, and Waxworks Barely Escape Hello and welcome back to Radio 11. Tonight, we’re going to be continuing our broadcast of… “Mystery of the Lion’s Tomb” Marvels Theatre and Scarlet Substitutes are proud sponsors of our programme. Remember, don’t get caught dead without a label that is red. “Mummy, I don’t want to eat my broccoli.” “That’s all right, sweetie. Just take one of these Scarlet Substitutes chewable pills.” “Wow, Mummy, this is great! Can I have seconds?” “My son used

Weasel Skeet: Chapter CXXVI: Diet Lion: Part IV

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter CXXVI: Diet Lion: Part IV

Weasel Skeet Chapter CXXVI: Diet Lion: Part IV: In Which Paul and Hallmark Head to the Desert Hello and welcome back to Radio 11. Tonight, we are going to continue with our broadcast of… “Mystery of the Lion’s Tomb” This programme is made possible by Marvels Theatre and through sponsors like Scarlet Substitutes diet food, now available in pill form. “Wow, John, have you been working out?” “Jane thinks I’m heading to the gym every day, but I’m actually just substituting my high calorie meals with Scarlet Substitutes. Now instead of seeing red every time I look in the mirror, I’

Weasel Skeet: Chapter CXXXIII: Diet Lion: Part V

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter CXXXIII: Diet Lion: Part V

Weasel Skeet Chapter CXXXIII: Diet Lion: Part V: In Which Paul and Hallmark Escape the Tomb Keepers Hello and welcome to Radio 11. Tonight we will be returning to our broadcast of… “Mystery of the Lion’s Tomb” We would like to thank our sponsors at Scarlet Substitutes diet food company and the actors of Marvels Theatre who brought the programme to you. “Here in the Marvel Theatres studio we always strive to bring the best programming to radio. Our purpose is to bring quality programmes to our listeners. Your kind support and generous donations help keep programmes like Mystery of the Lion’s Tomb on th

Weasel Skeet: Chapter CXL: Diet Lion: Part VI

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter CXL: Diet Lion: Part VI

Weasel Skeet Chapter CXL: Diet Lion: Part VI: In Which Paul and Hallmark Rescue a Tomb Keeper Hello and welcome back to Radio 11. Tonight we will continue out broadcast of… “Mystery of the Lion’s Tomb” As always, this programme is brought to you by Marvels Theatre and Scarlet Substitutes. Whether you’re trying to lose weight, or just get all the nutrients you need in a delicious flavour, choose Scarlet Substitutes. “Wow, Rodney, have you lost weight? How’d you do it so fast?” “I just substitute one of my meals with a can of Scarlet Substitutes. I lost weight the very next day.&rdquo

Weasel Skeet: Chapter CXLVII: Diet Lion: Part VII

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter CXLVII: Diet Lion: Part VII

Weasel Skeet Chapter CXLVII: Diet Lion: Part VII: In Which Paul Makes His Own Corridor Hello and welcome back to Radio 11. We will be continuing tonight our broadcast of… “Mystery of the Lion’s Tomb” Marvels Theatre and Scarlet Substitutes are proud to bring you tonight’s programme. Over one million cans and bottles of Scarlet Substitutes diet food and supplements have been sold nationwide. Because of this Scarlet Substitutes will be helping to fund a local funfair opening soon. “Oh man…” “What’s the matter, Bess?” “Well, I always wanted to ride the rollercoaster

Weasel Skeet: Chapter CLIV: Diet Lion: Part VIII

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter CLIV: Diet Lion: Part VIII

Weasel Skeet Chapter CLIV: Diet Lion: Part VIII: In Which Paul Agrees to Help His Enemy Hello and welcome back to Radio 11. Tonight we will be returning to out broadcast of… “Mystery of the Lion’s Tomb” As always, this programme is brought to you by Marvels Theatre and Scarlet Substitutes. Now up and running, the new funfair funded by Scarlet Substitutes. Look for the scarlet coloured booth near the entrance. “Wow, Mum and Dad, thanks so much for taking me to the funfair! I want to go on all the rides! Maybe I’ll win some prizes!” “Well, son, without Scarlet Substitutes diet food in a can,

Weasel Skeet: Chapter CLXI: Diet Lion: Part IX

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter CLXI: Diet Lion: Part IX

Weasel Skeet Chapter CLXI: Diet Lion: Part IX: In Which Paul is in a Hopeless Situation Hello and welcome back to Radio 11. Tonight we will be continuing our broadcast of… “Mystery of the Lion’s Tomb” This programme is brought to you by Marvels Theatre and Scarlet Substitutes. Tonight we have with us the co-ordinator of the local funfair, funded by Scarlet Substitutes. “Hello. I am deeply sorry for the incidences that occurred this week over at the funfair. We are working to make every effort to repair the rollercoaster and make sure no more lives are lost. The families of the victims have been refunded the

Weasel Skeet: Chapter CLXVIII: Diet Lion: Part X

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Weasel Skeet: Chapter CLXVIII: Diet Lion: Part X

Weasel Skeet Chapter CLXVIII: Diet Lion: Part X: In Which Hallmark Tries to Strike a Bargain With Enemies Good evening and welcome back to Radio 11, for all the best in radio drama. Tonight, we continue our broadcast of… “Mystery of the Lion’s Tomb” This programme is brought to you by Marvels Theatre and Scarlet Substitutes. Returning with us tonight is the head co-ordinator of the local fête, reminding you to go to your local market and buy yourself a can of Scarlet Substitutes, just look for the red label. “Hello again. Last week I made a promise that the funfair would be up and running as soon as pos
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You're welcome
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Hey you, its been a while! So glad to see how much you have improved!
motherofsephyHobbyist General Artist
Hey! Thanks for popping by my page. I'm glad that you see improvement because I'm my own worst critic. All I see is my work's deteriorating (except my writing; I'm proud of my writing).
MaivoryHobbyist General Artist
No problem, everyone needs words of encouragement ^^