Rehearsed, coerced, tersed-versed, and absurd
Feeling like snot offal rot off a turd
I did not presume my friends' foals to betray
My own true heart's goal was sailing away
'Specially bird, little wing-ed thing!
The only friend there to give me a ring.
I thought ours was to hop and to sing!
Trouble me not whither you wonder my way,
Shannot find a cop, dog, or sot, to allay
Our fears! Our peers! O'er jeery delay.
Metered saltpetered pearly gates of dismay,
Cannot in yon mire cause mine prize tonz belays.