Do you remember that episode of the Simpsons guest staarring Mel Gibson where he asked Homer to help him rewrite his movie?
Remember that part where he suggested that the main villian be a dog and the for people to know he was evil he'd have shifty eyes?
I think that's what people think of me, all my life people have never liked me because my eyes never stay in one place. I'm always watching.
Someone said the nicest thing about me a while back tho, they were watching me work at Photoshop and they said, "you're so fast, it's like you're playing a piano in an orchestra."