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Berfdaii teimz

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Oh hai. Today (24th for those in the past) is my nTH birthday. The number remains secret because even though I don't care about privacy, I'm an ass.

Today I gain +1 Year and -1 respect from young punks.

Want to make my day special? I accept gifts in the form of Points :points: and Llamas. :llama:

Birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and
how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better
self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not
to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are
to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.


:cake:

Cheers to SaltIncarnate for coding this journal for me.




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Earth Day 2010

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Green Before it Was Cool by deviantWEAR

How green am I?

I live in an apartment building and despite

the council not allowing gardens on their property,

the man living upstairs and I planted gardens

in the front and back yards.

The whole building also uses low-energy lightbulbs.

Except me. I keep the lights off 24/7.

:thumbsup:

Support Earth Day 2010 and buy some new devWEAR. I did!




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:)

1 min read

Who bought

me this:

We Live No More Poster by deviantWEAR


Thanks to

whoever did.

It looks great on

my wall.




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:|

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You suck

SuicideBySafetyPin

and

Platinus

:iconmrblankstare:



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When prompted to "press any key to continue", what key do you usually press?

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Enter
Space
Some letter (comment)
Some number (comment)
Esc
Shift
Ctrl
Alt
Something else (comment)
I'm blonde, where is the any key?
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