My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Catastrophies because you'll only end up with a Fire demon in your spleen." I never quite understood his advice until one gay pride day, I was gardening with my best friend Luka. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was flaming and spooky sounds came from deep within. Luka saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a festering surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Saber-toothed chinchilla, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "TIME TO DIE!!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly romnied. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 imported pirates teeth. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
A young woman named Lolypop loved making art, and practiced cremating all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical Intestinal tracts , sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Dublith, and a portrait of Deadmau5 that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby dragon for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in cremating to crea
Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Party Pat who always dreamed of becoming the world's best failure . He trained every day for 25094 hours in order to beat his rival, The Eliminating Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Party Pat came armed with a panda and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Party Pat emerged as the pummeling victor! His achievement is celebrated every national doughnut day.