My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Catastrophies because you'll only end up with a Fire demon in your spleen." I never quite understood his advice until one gay pride day, I was gardening with my best friend Luka. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was flaming and spooky sounds came from deep within. Luka saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a festering surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Saber-toothed chinchilla, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "TIME TO DIE!!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly romnied. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 imported pirates teeth. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Easily.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.
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[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.(I wish!)
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizin
[ ] you have dry skin
[ ] you eat 1 meal sometimes
[ ] you're very weak
[ ] you hate yourself
[ ] you starve yourself
[ ] you have low self esteem
[ ] you use laxatives
[ ] you need to be more skinny
[ ] people always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat
[ ] people think you are too skinny
[x] your mind is all over the place
[x] you are hyper most of the time
[x] you barely pay attention to anything
[x] you can't cooperate well
[ ] you talk all the time
[ ]you need attention 24/7
[x] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[x] you are v