The Ugly Sumo WrestlerOnce upon a time, there was an ugly sumo wrestler. He won every round because he was so UGLY. (The other wrestlers had to go to the emergency room.) One day, he battled another ugly sumo wrestler. When they looked at each other, they fainted, so they had to go to the emergency room. When their dogs, which were also ugly, looked at each other, they had to go to the animal hospital. After they felt better, they retired and became friends. They became watermelon salesmen, but their buissness was low. It's because customers had to close their eyes, or they will have to go to the emergency room. Soon, people got used to their faces. So the sumo wrestlers, I mean watermelon salesmen, lived happily ever after.