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Mr. Mon in acrylic paint. by MollyMittens Mr. Mon in acrylic paint. :iconmollymittens:MollyMittens 2 0 Mr. Mon by MollyMittens Mr. Mon :iconmollymittens:MollyMittens 2 8
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Ever So Crazy part 2 :iconmollymittens:MollyMittens 2 2
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Ever So Crazy :iconmollymittens:MollyMittens 6 2
Filling Pools by MollyMittens Filling Pools :iconmollymittens:MollyMittens 3 6
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Shall We Dance
A lot of memories were created on this roof. Gerald’s first sleep over, countless parties and now, under the soft but luminous glow of the hanging lights but over the most elegantly set table, Arnold was about to create a memory he knew she’d cherish for a lifetime.
“Well...um...do you like the um...duck?” Arnold asked with shaking hands as his heart kept a jungle beat he hadn’t felt since San Lorenzo. Gazing at her-he could not get over how lovely she looked, her silken hair falling around her face and rose pink dress perfectly. Why doesn’t she wear it down more often, he thought to himself. I love her pig tails but this...this...his eyes half-lidded-his mind swimming with too many romantic thoughts to picture.
“Oh...I...uh...like it fine! It’s...I never knew you could cook duck Arnold!” Helga said, blushing slightly. She tucked a tendril behind her hair-herself feeling just as nervous as her dapper draped date.Oh MAN is he handsom
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Cubist Gerald by MollyMittens Cubist Gerald :iconmollymittens:MollyMittens 9 12
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Twelve Steps of Hope: Book two:Step 2 :iconmollymittens:MollyMittens 2 6
Cubist Arnold by MollyMittens Cubist Arnold :iconmollymittens:MollyMittens 9 17 CubistHelga by MollyMittens CubistHelga :iconmollymittens:MollyMittens 7 44
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Helga Get's Arnold
“And...I know. I mean...what if I say it and he says no?”
“How can he say no to you like-linking him? It’s how you feel Helga.  He can’t say no to your feelings!”
“I know...It’s just...” and she keeps babbling. On and on. The same thing I have heard since I was three years old. Oh I like Arnold, OH, I want to have him. But what if I can’t get him? Well you sure as heck won’t if you don’t tell him. It’s high school already and you can’t even get one word out to him? I HAVE HAD IT! AH! I spot Arnold and I can see him looking at her, his eyes all googly. I know the look. Gerald gives it to me all the time. It’s utterly sweet coming from him but from Arold, it’s just plain sad.
“All right! I have had ENOUGH!” I grab Helga’s hand fast-too fast for her to speak and march her over to Arnold. “Arnold-she likes you! Helga-he likes YOU! Now can you just get married
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Six Feet in Hillwood part 5
I must be crazy.
“Hello, you have reached the cell phone of David Fisher. Please leave your name and number and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible.” Crap! Now David won’t answer. COME ON!! Why is NO ONE answering? And why can’t stupid Mom get a stupid phone! Ever since Nate died she’s been wanting closeness and the ONE NIGHT I try to get that, she’s not there! Where IS she!!!
“This stop is... Canal St. Please stand clear of the doors.” I walk out into the mobs, still feeling agitated and keyed up. How can he leave his cell off? How can Mom not have one? How can I get tricked into eating with my therapist! My therapist!!!! What was I thinking? Why did I even come out here!!! Nate was right. I should have stayed with Ted-back in Cali. Maybe then my life wouldn’t seem so senseless.
I rush up the steps, my head spinning with thoughts the whole way. What if I can’t hack it here, what if I DO go home and Ted
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Brainy's Advice.
“Have a nice day!” Yea...right...I turn away from the cashier and try to walk off when I see someone I had not seen in years.  His glassy eyes scrunch in a smile.
“Well hello there.”
“Hi.” I try to dart past but he moves slightly to block me.
“Can you just...”
“Need to get home?”
“Well where else would I go with Aspirin and soda? A rave?” Brainy chuckles a little before settling back into that sickeningly sweet smile that won’t ever leave his unpunched face.
“So there’s the wit I’ve longed for. Still as sharp as it was in fourth grade.” Criminy...
“Well whoopdy-freaking-do. What are you going to do? Offer me a book deal?”
“If only you would accept it.”
“What?”
“Listen Helga, I know you. I have a plethora of old bruises to prove it and you never tell people what's wrong. You just gloss it over with threats and jokes and hope the poor bastar
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Life with Brain 3: Breathe :iconmollymittens:MollyMittens 1 2
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Life with Brain 2: Guilt. :iconmollymittens:MollyMittens 1 4
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Life With Brian
He’s on my couch. That FUCKING-FOOTBALL-HEADED-BASTARD is on my couch, snoring away his drunkenness while I stand over him.Wheezing. It would be easy to assume I’m happy. Hell, if I read this scene in some book I’d be cheering me on, silently telling myself that this how it has to end. That THIS-THIS!!! is how it should be.
And if it WERE in some book there would be details to support me, details that would justify my giddy laughter as the golden boy’s last breath drew to a close, eyes popping out of his sporty head as my pillow fluffs him dead.
Helga said it was just a kiss. One simple little peck as he drunkenly sobbed on about his grandparents passing. They were in some bar. He was trying to steady himself when he slipped, his lips just so happening to fall on my PREGNANT wife. Really Shortman? That’s the line you’re going with? THAT'S the trite you force my dear sweet Helga to say?
My knuckles go white as I think about it, holding my pillo
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Audrey
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
I came to this website to upload my photoshop workings in the hopes that my skills would expand and become something wonderful. Instead I got sucked into the Hey Arnold Fandom through the numerous groups I found here and I couldn't be happier!!!

Current Residence: Houston
Favourite genre of music: Trance/Techno/Electronica/Ambient/ Bassa Nova/Classic Rock
Favourite photographer: My former roommate.She always accidentally takes a photo never realizing how great it is.
Favourite style of art: Minimalist/Abstract.
Operating System: Mac OS
MP3 player of choice: Always a biter of the Apple tree.
Favourite cartoon character: Depends on my mood...right now, Gadget Hackwrench.
Interests
  • Listening to: Ladytron station on Pandora
  • Reading: The same old books. I need more books.
  • Watching: Loads of things.
  • Playing: This game called Life?
  • Eating: Girl Scout cookies. They're like crack!
  • Drinking: Coffe. Chock Full O'Nuts anyone?
And it will be a TV movie. variety.com/2015/tv/news/hey-a… I'm just happy we'll finally have some answers.

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Kozak-the-Insomniac Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
YOU HAVE BEEN HUGGED
Spread the DA love around! 
(You can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES: 
1- You can hug the person who hugged you! 
2- You -MUST- hug 10 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their page! 
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet) 
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away! 
Send this to all your friends, and me if I am one.
If you get 7 back you are loved! 
1-3 you’re a bad friend 
4-6 you’re an ok friend 
7-9 you’re a good friend 
10-& up you’re loved
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Kozak-the-Insomniac Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday, Audrey!  Have a hilarious old-school cat video. :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCmv1e…
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MollyMittens Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! That was too funny!
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0rangeleaves Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
here's a petition to bring your favorite characters, like sally acorn and the freedom fighter in the IDW comic series. would you like to put your support on petition, to bring back the freedom fighters into the IDW comic series, by any chance?

www.change.org/p/save-the-free…
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dragonpriness Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2018
sorry for the late reply, thank u for the fave.
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Kozak-the-Insomniac Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Here's a really funny meme for you.

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Kozak-the-Insomniac Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave!
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MollyMittens Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Welcome!
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Olga17 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the fave!Hug 
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MollyMittens Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Welcome!!
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