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Celestial Sociopath
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  • Oct 10
  • Deviant for 13 years
  • She / Her
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All those lovely, nubile people HERETICS
Waifu(s): :icongarysmodx:, :iconjeanettevoermanplz:
Partners in crime/Eldritch Demoman: :iconaraelplz:, :iconzeruelplz:
The on-and-off rival: :icondarksnarkartie89:
Good twin: :iconask-molestia:
Less-evil twin: :icontrollestia:
My Widdle Baby Sister Woona: :iconswaggamerluna:
Faithful Servant/Throw rug: :iconshadethelucario:
Hoof slave: :iconoarkley:
Meat shield: :iconcrusadersweetiebelle:
Selfish grumpypants who doesn't share her candy: :iconsavory-sweets:
Creepy monkey-lover: :iconlavishing-lyre:
Equestria's #1 Most Wanted :icongamma102:
(If found, bring him to my bedchambers immediately, preferably sedated and with all pies confiscated)

Reward: 400,000,000,000,000 bits, half the castle, access to everymare in the kingdom

Equestria's OTHER #1 Most Wanted generally cool guy who ISN'T secretly controlling your beloved queen. :icontahublade7:
(Wanted for high-treason, mind control of Her Highness, and failure to meet rape-quota while controlling your queen the giving of money and high-fives to him in ridiculous amounts.

Reward: 200,000,000 bits, front row seats to his public neutering coronation.

Equestria's OTHER OTHER #1 Most Wanted DO NOT APPROACH - SUBJECT IS FAR TOO DANGEROUS: :icondinkyhooves-fim:
Wanted for breaking and entering, rampant cruelty and abuse to Her Majesty, wantonly devouring Her Majesty's cake, staging a coup, and probably a lot of other bad things.

Also, she cheated at playing dress-up with me. That's unforgivable.

Reward: 900,000,000 Bits, unlimited access to the Royal Cake Depot, The thought that you have rid Equestria of a great and terrible evil. No reward is worth going after this thing. Just run. Run and never look back.
Next Victim: :iconyourfacehereplz:

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Favourite Books
Pony-sutra 101
Favourite Games
~Too many to choose from!~
Other Interests
Delicious Blank-Flank
Hello my lovlies. It's been a wonderful two years, hasn't it? We've had so much fun together. But you know what? It's time for the truth. I can't stand lying to you anymore. I need to show you who... what I really am. It's not easy to admit this. It's one of the hardest things I've ever done. But, here it is, out in the open at last... You see... This is who I really am. Amazing what a little makeup can do, right?
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Hello, my pretties! After mulling over it for many, many seconds, your queen has decided to hold a court for you peasants! Lucky you! So, for the, oh, let's say first five people who ask, Your generous queen will give you a proper answer, with lots of pretty colors too! So, come on up, ask whatever's on your tiny mortal minds! (Or, in non-sadistic-rapist-horsegod-speak, I want to try out a sort of "ask blog" style for here, with illustrated answers. Not totally replacing it, of course, what's the fun in that, but maybe give Molly a little more color so to speak. And hey, an excuse to break out the Molly model is a good one in my book. So, y
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So, a while back, Twi-Twi was blabbering about one of her stupid book series to me, Hairy Trotter, or something, and somewhere in her rambling she mentioned how the bad guy made it so whenever anyone said his name, he'd know. As fate would have it, the same thing has happened to me! Thanks to this "reference" system, I can always tell when someone just can't resist talking about me! So, remember kiddies, whenever you call my name, I'LL KNOW.
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Happy Birthday! ! 
Stay in the hellhole known as Tumblr, ya unfunny, overused, overrated, gross, cringy meme!

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